bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
Borrowed... Stolen, actually. From Patch Adams.
BT
-Just a happy idiot struggling for the legal tender... because the illegal tender will land you in jail with a cellmate named Bubba
Blowing His Mind!
oneforthebucketlistVeteran
Lumberton, NJ, Us
Note to self: be sure to actually swallow the mouthful of coffee before reading anything from BT.
I hate cleaning the laptop from my spit take.
@ your cervix = priceless
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
It's the Goldie Locks model. Not too short, but not so long that you'd bottom out during a long ride.
BT
@ your cervix
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
I like a man with a right sized lift kit.
Just sayin'...
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
I'll be shopping for a lifted truck this weekend, I think. ...or maybe lifting someone's truck...
Humor. YES>. HUMOR. Humor makes the world go round...and sometimes, it makes panties fall to the floor.
Y'all have fun!
BT
...and his 7 and a Half inch lift kit...
Albuquerque, NM, Us
I enjoyed all of your responses thank you lol. One thing for sure is we definitely all have to keep our sense of humor and wits about us :-) I especially appreciated the insight from goodgollymsmolly98226. Thanks for the ideas! I know most of what I fantasize about doing will remain just that. But hell can't blame a horny woman for trying. So far so good on what we have been able to explore. Hope you all have an awesome week! :-)
SwingersontheweekendRegular
Lake Butler, FL
It is always a bonus for a woman if you have a lifted truck. Every Friday, Mrs. SOTW Changes in to Shorty Shorts after a long day at a corporate job while we are on our way to the weekend house.
Not So Fun Fact.... Those darn huge center consoles are the biggest Cock Blocker ever invented!
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
I'll keep you posted if I'm headed toward the continental divide, so to speak.
BT
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
I'll keep you posted if I'm headed toward the continental divide, so to speak.
BT
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
Chances are good, yes. ;-)
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
I don't have one of those. What I do have is a vintage class A RV. Would that work?
BT
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
Well, unless it's a truck with a lift kit and there aren't cameras around. Then we can talk.
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
Well, I'll just cross that question off my list of Questions to Ask GGMM When I Meet Her List.
BT
Ok..No more joking around AND I mean it this time!
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
I've done both of those things, the first for the husband of a friend and then an FFMFF for my guy. I know the second was a birthday gift and think the first might have been as well.
Both occurred at a swing club and I had permission for the under the table blow job (sex wasn't normally allowed in the dining area). The second was easy, because friends help friends out and it just took asking.
Would I give a blow job in public? Oh hell no.
friendlyandhornyRegular
Gettysburg, PA
This is no help at all, but the only thing I'm picturing is the podium scene from Police Academy ;)
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
HansandLeia,
I apologize for the attempted humor, but in all seriousness, your opportunities in this regard are pretty slim, and if you were to try and make something like this work, you'd definitely want to pick a restuarant that doesn't have a kids menu.
You'd also have to understand that getting caught, and arrested will undoubtedly land you on a sex offenders list. It's the same thing I'd say to those who post about "dogging".
Anyway, no more joking around on this one. Good luck with whatever you choose to do, but for me, I'd put this one up in the Fantasies thread and leave it there.
Enjoy your weekend,
BT
_rabbit_n_scamp_Veteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
Lol! You’re killing us Small’s.
bridgetenderVeteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
Our special tonight is linguine and clams in a piquant worm oil sauce... We also have an 8 oz tube steak, prepared table side. Our server will do her best to ensure that it isn't served al dente...
BT
_rabbit_n_scamp_Veteran
New Orleans, LA, Us
As far as the bj under the table scenario, unless you know someone that owns a restaurant or club and is willing to shut it down for you it’s not going to happen. No restaurant is going to hide a chick under a table to perform a sexual act when a family of 5 might sit down near you. It’s not like you’re asking for them to sing happy birthday.
As far as getting 1-6 women to perform for your man. Step 1 - see how much disposable cash you have.
Step 2 - Google “escort services” in your area.
Good luck
~rabbit~
Albuquerque, NM, Us
My man is an Awesome lover, Sexy and a Gentleman with truely all the right moves. I don't mind sharing him. An in fact very badly want to BLOW HIS MIND, such as setting up a senario with a woman under the table at dinner at a restaurant or club for Suprize BJ (omg I'd love to see his expression). Or throwing a Small gathering (lingerie party? We are all wondering around modeling outfits) and have the women flirt with him and more. Or....I can go on and on with the senarios. Lol
Question is....Are there other women that want to BLOW their men's minds like this? How would I get a group of such women (1-6) together to do this? If anyone is interested please message me! He will obviously always remember the event. An what a turn on for me it would be!