Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty pulled out his balls and said "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU BUT LETS FUCK ON SHORT NOTICE"
OH!!!!
Worst opening lines through messenger
TomandDianeVeteran
Princeton, NJ, Us
Jack & Jill went up a hill. Each had a buck & a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. aaaaah freakin whore! Love the Dice man! LOL!
EdandBritneyRegular
Parkville, MD, Usa
Hickory Dickory Dock ... You should come over to suck my cock ... When the clock strikes two, I'll drop my goo ... And dump your ass on the next block
Cmon I know you've all seen them
"I'm in town tonight want to hook up with a big cock?"....
And why is it always the single males here that think they can throw out a one-liner that the Diceman would use thinking it's an immediate lay?