Rimming made better

Yeah, you know, just in case someone decides to blow you a kiss.

An Altoid?

Sometimes a 1ml syringe of Scope and an Altoid can serve more than just one pucker upper.

~Allen

I vigorously use a facial scrub puff on my pucker and then shove soapy fingers in there, and rinse well. (And I hate anal penetration, but there's no way to truly be clean without it.) I'm confident about my hygiene and lack of ass smell. I've had people request rimming where I thought, really? Didn't you give yourself some good test sniffs? They're clean enough for regular sex, but not rimming. That requires a new level of vigilance.

You also may want to identifie the one you use on your lips for cold weather from the one you used on your ass

An enema would work a whole lot better.

I don't pinch pennies, but $9 would chap my ass.

Cherry however, would be an ironically good personal choice if at some time the OP's advice becomes um.. relevant.

Might be good advice to keep the Chapstick a safe distance from the Gluestick.
No one likes stuck up friends.

Probably the industrial size for $9.00. Looks something like a glue stick...Not that I have any experience with that kinda thing. No. Sir.

BT

When life hands you lemons...

$9.00 for chapstick? Why not zest a lemon and shove it up there, much cheaper and so refreshing. Plus after you can make a nice finger bowl for clean up

Well, that gave a whole new meaning to the phrase, "pucker up".

Plus I imagine it will prevent annoying chafing in this winter weather

~rabbit~

Seems to me regular showering, soap, and general good hygiene will take care of this.

go to general dollar, spend 1.15 for cherry flavored chap-stick. it's 9.00 and you just showed for your night out. grab your chap-stick and apply it sparingly to your anus/ass get dressed and go impress. You will smell better, taste better........and i will be glad you did.