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Man killed by Beaver???

LOS ANGELES —

Fire Capt. Art Hurtado was making an off-duty visit to a home improvement store when he encountered a horrific sight — a man had deliberately cut his own arms to the bone with handsaws.

The incident occurred Wednesday inside a Home Depot store in West Covina, a suburb east of Los Angeles. The man was all by himself when he injured himself, West Covina police Cpl. Rudy Lopez said.

The man, whose name wasn't released, underwent surgery and was in intensive care. Doctors were able to reattach [portions of] his arms but will have to wait to see how effectively they were able to reconnect blood vessels and muscle as the man recovers, Lopez said.

He said the man had cut through nerves, tendons and arteries to the bone above both elbows. Without fast medical help, he could have died, Hurtado said.

Oh, the smells you can smell on the delivery floor! Sometimes, I will send other nurses to my patient's room JUST TO check out something particularly unusual. {well, as much as I hate to admit it, sometimes it's too funny NOT to!}

WTF- do people Even think about something so trivial as say showering prior to going to the DR?

I went with my wife for a checkup today and I cannot beleive that people will go the see a doctor smelling like a Fucking Cat litter box!!!!
or stale old tobbacco smoke!!!

WTF??? I feel for the people that had to work through such STENCH!

What ever happened to the good ol' fashioned gerbil?

T

Cool.. put it next to the Che Guevara shirts.

She likes the shirt because she loves fisting, the word makes me cringe.

yes pretty much like that.

Ah do you mean like this?

en.wikipedia.o rg/wiki/Raised_fist

Common among left-leaning activists.....

The fist is up like someone doing a fist pump. And yes walmart lol.

I wonder what the worker in a dank factory in Cambodia thinks when they look at some of the crap they sell to us. "Why in the hell would someone spend their money on this?!"

WalMart is "wholesome."

Fisting is "holesome."

It's easy to see how they got confused.

T

She found that at WalMart??

a lesbian Burly-Q friend of mine posted a pic today of a shirt she found at Walmart.

"nothing says I love you quite like fisting!"

I'll be here all weekend.

That's fucking hilarious!

"If I had $600 for every hour I was screwing someone besides Mrs. VA ..."

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who came home and found his wife packing her bags. "Where the hell are you going?"

Wife: "Las Vegas, Nevada. I hear out there, I can get 500 bucks a pop for what I've been giving you for free."

Husband starts packing HIS suitcase. 

Wife asks "Where the hell are YOU going?"

Husband: "Las Vegas, Nevada. I just want to watch you live on a thousand bucks a year."

tmz dot com/2013/04/07/jenna-jameson-arrested-battery/

For all you Jenna fans lol

she must need hot bodies to snuggle with to raise the temp

She must be hot if I'm trading temps in the 80's with her for her temp today of -18!

weathyer bug got you confused with a hot chick up in the hudson bay area lol

All day at work today, the weatherbug on my phone kept telling me it was in the negative degrees today...all the way from -2 to -10 degrees...but when I logged in, it actually told the right temp: anywhere between 69-83 degrees, depending on what time of day it was. What is up with that?

I think Outdoors is taking my statement a little too seriously.

OK, would you rather be married to:

• the girl you met in college (or wherever), or
• the girl you met from Craigslist after her father posted that he'd give $250,000 to any guy who'd marry her?

I was mostly joking, sort of musing about an unlikely "best of both worlds" scenario where I play with who I want AND bring home (tax free!) money.

Although one thing that I don't think would take a beating would be my self esteem. Well, OK I suppose we have to separate the terms "self esteem" from "ego". My ego would undoubtedly be cranked through the roof.