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I don't know about anyone else, but after reading about a "stack" and a "short stack" I'm never going to be able to order pancakes from a breakfast menu again.

LMAO @ " San Diego Short Stack"

Who comes up with these things?

Reminds me of:

Hot Karl: an act of defecating on one's sexual partner, defecating on someone who is asleep, or hitting someone with a [quality] sock full of human excrement.

Donkey Punch: striking your partner in the back of the head while in the doggy position, purportedly to induce anal spasms.

The Pirate: when you’re getting a blowjob from a girl, and when you come, you ejaculate in her eye. Then you kick her in the shin. The result is the woman is squinting her eye and hopping up and down on one foot, holding her leg and screaming, "ARRRGH!"

The knots reference sounds like bondage to me.

"Stack" = BDSM term for multiple cock rings. Or so says google.

The more I hear about this guy the more I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with real animals.

sounds like you have got yourself quite a winner there scandle.

I suppose that's possible, VA. Here's another question for you: what is "stack" referring to as he has it in the first line I copied? Also, his tag line is "2 knots, may be 3 or 4" What does that mean?

We're quite involved in S&M, never heard of such a thing. But ok.

"kinky like your pet. "

I'm still reading this as a person interested in having a master-pet sort of relationship rather than actual animal sex.

I know of one couple where he calls her his "pet" and she considers herself to be the same. I think it's creepy, but animals are not involved in it.

Here's what he wrote:

We Are Looking For:
an time of fun with oral sex, soft fore play, water sports, stack, toys, will to explore others pathways to pleasure, pets, DDF a must
.......
I have not experience sex out side of a couple, but if you have a pet, kinky but could be an experience.
.......
to go outside my comfort zone, and try bi, lesbian, and kinky like your pet.

Not too much room for misinterpretation there!

S&M scenario that involves pets?!

Not to potentially give too much benefit of the doubt, Mrs. Scandle, but I suspect that this was someone interested in a bit of an S&M-like scenario, not actual bestiality. I could be wrong.

I just read and sent back to management with an "illegal" tag, a profile where the guy mentioned 3 or 4 times that he wants to have sex with "your pet." Are you f-ing kidding me????

Let's just say it reminded me of things I have read....

The bitch from yesterday needed to go for a free ride in a police car, but the Little offense didn't warrant such extremes.
I did enjoy her whole transformation into Raging Asshole....

I love Hypocrites, I just have little tolerance early in the morning when they pontificate righteousness

You mean to say she berated everyone in earshot for their boorish behavior, all the while demonstrating she was the most disgusting example of hypocrisy in the place?

Glad there isn't anyone like that in these forums.

"went on and on about how Pure her diet was ( Vegan) , How people should Bring thier own bags when they shop"

You already had me convinced they were an asshole. The rest of the story is just icing on the cake.

Good for you! Lying, cheating, and stealing are just plain wrong.

I was at a local Store waiting to check out , I happend to be standing behind a woman who went on and on about how Pure her diet was ( Vegan) , How people should Bring thier own bags when they shop, Ad nauseum, she Spoke as if she was a Saint....
I just wanted to pay for My items, well I noticed that the Sweet little lady had placed a Full roll of the Produce Bags into her cart, and she Kept positioning the items in her cart to Keep the items hidden from the clerk.

Well She did walk out with the Bags, I happend to mention this to the owners son , who went out and confronted the Nice lady, who then went on at first to say It was just a mistake, then to say that the Owner knows , then ultimately that she meant to by the roll of bags....
When they young man told her the Bags were 20.00 , I actually started laughing when she told the owners son to go fuck himself, and that she was going to speak to the owner.....

Yeah , I blew her ass in, I hate people who steal....

my ex hubby is from UAE...and it won't be the first country he's been deported from!!!!

Shhhhaaaawaaaang

Oh he's "special" alright. Just ask him!

I know one special someone who will never be deported from SA..............

I'm... too sexy for this country... too sexy for this country.....

If you're planning to vacation in Saudi Arabia, you may want to stop what you're doing and take a good, long, look at yourself. ...Not because there's something wrong with you, but because you just might be a handsome man - in fact, you may be too handsome. If you're in possession of high cheekbones, a penetrating gaze, and a Disney-prince jawline, you might just be irresistible to the Saudi ladies.

If that's the case, the Saudi government will have no choice but to deport you before their women lose control.

At least, that's what happened to three men from the UAE who were in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia for the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival. Apparently, these guys were so good looking that the government became concerned about a potential swooning hysteria among the female population. So, they were removed from the festival and sent back to their country of origin.

According to the Arabic language newspaper, Elaph, “A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for them.”

So, remember, when travelling to Saudi Arabia, it's "ugly guys only.

There should be no trial or jury for people like that, they should get the same punishment they gave the poor child...

I read that last night and I found it so unimaginable! There's a special place in Hell for people like that.

A three-day-old baby was thrown on a bonfire and burned to death in an horrific ritual because a cult leader had decided she was the antichrist and that the end of the world was near.

Police in Chile have arrested four people accused of taking part in the ritual in which the baby was placed on a board with her mouth taped before being thrown into the flames.

'They strapped tape around her mouth to keep her from screaming. Then they placed her on a board.

'After calling on the spirits they threw her on the bonfire alive.'

Authorities said the 12-member sect was formed in 2005 and was led by Ramon Gustavo Castillo Gaete, 36, who remains at large.

'Everyone in this sect was a professional,' Ampuero said. 'We have someone who was a veterinarian and who worked as a flight attendant, we have a filmmaker, a draftsman. Everyone has a university degree.'

lol, Nic, you sum things up so well sometimes!