Just Wondering

"Would dinosaurs be white meat or red meat?"

White meat.

You eat dinosaurs. We all do. Well, non-vegetarians do. We know them as birds.

Birds are feathered dinosaurs.

I'm completely serious.

Ok, since Sorillo brought up dinosaurs, I'll ask this... Would dinosaurs be white meat or red meat?

We're talking about prank poop, zoo shit, giving or not giving a shit, taking shits, knowing your shit and trying to figure out is your shit stinks or not. Adding dinosaurs to the shit conversation just makes me think of Jeff Goldblum's line from Jurassic Park, "now that is one big pile of shit!" The shit has hit the fan and it is going to be a train wreck soon... :-D

Fresh would require you to have a live dinosaur on hand.

I’d assume that fresh would be a lot cheaper than fossilized, no?

(I’m Just Wondering this…for the benefit of the fora purists)

BT

One of these days I'm gonna get one of those peeing cherub fountains... carved out of the finest coprolite stone.

coincidentally we just had our septic tank pumped at our mountain house. a whole lot of shit, but not as much as we thought, so we weren't full of shit. we have had our house for 8 years but the guy said we could have waited a few more years.

Well that answers the age old question of "what do you do with zoo doo?"

On topic: JW if anybody ever lost on Jeopardy when they picked: "Things to do with Zoo Doo" for $125.

Not that I actually give... but the Seattle Zoo has been packaging and selling Zoo Doo for decades. It's an extremely popular item for composting and you can currently buy a gallon for $16.50 or a 500 gallon truckload for $125.

And here you are, talking shit.

Some guys get a thrill out of flirting with danger and some chicks dig that shit.

May your inbox, much like the shitter in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, soon be full.

Maybe even from chicks without dicks.

:-D

Giving a shit and talking shit, is was got me a ten year forum posting ban. It was shitty being able to read the postings, but not able to comment. After the ten years of shitting on the toilet as a time out, I was allowed to give a shit again in the forums.

Ain't that some shit!

:-D

A word of caution: Talking shit in the Forum has gotten people blocked and even banned.

And that's no shit.

Most things in life come down to whether you give a shit or not. Though, in this case, taking a shit or shits …the procurement process…seems to be pretty important.

Va, sounds like you’d fall into the category of Skeptical as Shit on this topic. I’d join you right there too if I actually gave a shit.

BT

I came across poopsenders a couple of weeks ago when musing about what I'd like to send to one of our clients.

Even though it claims to be totally legal I'm highly skeptical of the whole thing.

I'm also wondering where in the hell all these animals and their poop is coming from. Is this some rogue employee at a zoo sneaking it out?

That's some funny sheit right there BT

One of my daughter's dates pissed her off, so she sent him a Bag of Dicks.

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I don’t really give a shit, but I may start.

BT

It certainly looks like they doo.

BT

Proving once again that the SLS Forum is where you can learn about the best shit on the Internet, if not the entire universe.

On topic...

JW if they offer quantity discounts.

JW: has anyone visited this website? Poopsenders.c om?

I laughed so hard that I might have peed a little. Wait..that wasn’t me!

With Christmas and Hanukah just around the corner, if you’re struggling to find the perfect gift for that “special” someone in your life, this just might be it.

BT

I have seen various zombie movies over the years, including Resident Evil and World War Z. I liked the Resident Evil series, though I need to still watch the last couple of those. World War Z, it was ok, but too far fetched from traditional storylines of zombie movies. There was one thing that I thought was interesting in World War Z though... The lead female character who was the military soldier sidekick to Brad Pitt's character, was bit on the forearm by a zombie and Brad Pitt instantly chopped off this woman's forearm close to the elbow to conceivably stop the zombie bite saliva from circulating through her body, so she would not turn into a zombie. It is a novel concept that in theory would work. You just have to be very quick on the draw about it.

"It was on Creature Features with the late Bob Wilkins on KTVU."

I saw it at the El Rancho Drive In (and by "saw" I mean I spent almost the entire time on the floor of the back seat).

I loved Creature Features. Even as a teenager, I'd stay home to watch it unless I really wanted to see the bands/artists playing in San Francisco. Otherwise? Eh. I'll see you all tomorrow.

That cigar he used as punctuation was kind of brilliant and I also really loved Wilkins's dryest of dry commentary.

Brad Pitt isn’t mainstream enough?

There’s also:

Someone Like Me

Once was Willem- is a zombie

The Book of Koli

I liked all of the MR Carey books

I watched the original Night of the Living Dead all by myself when I was 11 or 12. Probably explains a lot.

For Molly: It was on Creature Features with the late Bob Wilkins on KTVU.

The Girl With All the Gifts. Haven't read the book, but the movie is pretty decent. You know that the zombie genre has gone mainstream when Glenn Close does a zombie flick.

The original Romero trilogy is still my favorite, but The Return of the Living Dead is a guilty pleasure.

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