Big Dick Blues

“ I have experienced pain here from a girl just trying to give me a dry hand job.”

You’re such a great guy, you deserve a hand job you’ll never forget!

lol

~Allen

This is the engineer in me coming out ;-) but the angle of the BJ can make a big difference, at least for me. I'm told I'm wide and have more of an oval shape. It's easier for the girl if I'm straight on, and has the advantage that her tongue is lined up with the underside of my head/shaft.

That said, if a girl is able to open wide enough, there is just something about coming in from the side that feels really good. I have experienced tearing before though. The skin between the head and shaft is fairly fragile and I have experienced pain here from a girl just trying to give me a dry hand job.

I have also experienced chaffing at times from condoms. Someone mentioned (4_Real?) applying a little lube prior to putting the condom on and that may help if I remember to do it. If that happens, it's almost always at the widest part of the head so probably only need lube there, which would minimize the risk of having a condom slide off. It has happened, but is extremely rare for me.

I'm very thick and I'm no stranger to the toothy blowjob. Personally I like the underside of my cock licked. Similar to how we guys lick a clit. I can't get off on oral because it takes too long. The woman's mouth gets tired. So to answer your question, just give her advice on what feels best for you. I want the same in return. If what I'm doing isn't hitting on all cylinders, tell me. I'll definitely get her there.

Ok, here is one more!

I just love your mushroom head! My answer: Moans! Thoughts in back of my mind: Dang she Sure knows how to hunt for mushrooms, but don’t pull it out of the ground girl!

Yeah, but the pros out weigh the negs most of the time, like her saying:

Look at that bad boy. My answer: Ha! Thoughts in the back of my mind: No kiddin cause I’m donating a pint of my blood to you!

Mmmmm, you ever measure that thing? My answer: No! Thoughts in back of my mind: Mmmmm, like in 241 millimeters.

That thing is making me soaked and it’s running down my leg, do I make you feel good baby? My answer: Oh don’t let it get away, can we 69 quick? Thoughts in back of my mind: You are darn tootin darling cause I wanna be shootin.

Did you cum? My answer: Yes, but can you lift up some? Thoughts in back of my mind: Darlin, your grinding and smashing my head. My head is plugged up and not from sinuses!

Hope you got a laugh? Seriously, only issues were with low waisted, petite women that never had children.

Im alittle thick. Not supper thick and I had the teeth. I know what you're talking about. And for some chicks it makes their jaws tired. You have to find the right woman if oral sex on you is a necessity.

Sorry but a big fat cock is hard to suck on after a while.......I don't want to have to focus on not choking and biting..Mary Jo

You have a Man give you head we know what we are doing !!!!

Any press is good press, I guess.

BT

You guys are gonna get ALL the attention you seek from posting in this topic.

I've had a "tooth dragger" a time or two, but being excessively hung was not the "root" of the problem.

There are advantages to being hung like a chipmunk. thumbs up

I usually can tell if the lady has a small jaw before we even get there, and if she does struggle I look for a new partner...

Once was enough in my life to make sure that never happenes again.

Same thing has happened to me. Being well endowed is a gift and a curse at times .

Ron,
She knew what she was doing, but just could not get her mouth open wide enough. Good for you that your lovely can handle all that you can give her!

Ok,
I am not huge by any means, but of decent size and girth. I had a woman come over for a massage and she wanted to reward me with some head. The problem was the she tried unsuccessfully to take me all the way down her throat. The result left a small tear from one of her teeth. I knew it when it happened and tried to finish up quickly, but to no avail. Fellas, how do you solve the teeth dragging and scraping if you are of decent girth?