Join us for another wild and adventurous episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, hosted by none other than AC Maxwell. In this week's episode, AC takes us on a wild ride as he delves into three distinct encounters that are sure to captivate listeners.AC's journey begins as he attends an exclusive gangbang hosted by the infamous Ms. V. This secretive and exclusive event takes place in the infamous Area 69, known for its wild parties and unconventional activities. AC immerses himself in the thrilling atmosphere, surrounded by beautiful women and insatiable men.After the gangbang, AC encounters a hotwife at a local parking lot. The night takes an unexpected turn as they engage in a spontaneous and thrilling encounter. AC's insatiable curiosity leads him to explore the depths of this passionate encounter, pushing the boundaries of his sexuality.Seeking a change of pace, AC visits Live Oaks Resort, a renowned nudist destination. Here, he immerses himself in the natural and liberating atmosphere, surrounded by like-minded individuals. AC embraces the nudist lifestyle, exploring the resort's lush grounds and engaging in thought-provoking conversations.
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All right, welcome to another edition of the Swinging Single i'm your host ac maxwell we are coming live from the upside down pineapple studios here in the great city of houston in the great state of texas and we got a good show for you today because i am a new member of this full swap radio.com family yes the full swap radio family i'm part of it now so so that's going to be something exciting get to see some people and all that so with that let's talk a little more about this little full swap radio it is uh online station where you can see perverts like me or actually listen i'm sorry you gotta listen to perverts like me talk about our sexual life you know i made an eminem so you know anyways so you got a bunch of it's mostly all couples and single women or just women in natural that decided they want to talk about their sex lives then you got me one of the very few single men who talk about the lifestyle as i see it now remember when you look at my podcast you listen to all my past episodes it's about me it's not about couples it's about my experience as a single male for the past 26 years in this lifestyle like i said i started in 1998 at the ripe old age of 21 and swinging has evolved over the years so you know i've seen it all done it all especially when i went to europe when i saw that paki it wasn't that great it was kind of scary i couldn't believe it but anyways so if you have any problems with what i say you got to remember sit back and put yourself in my situation how do single men get treated and we know it's all pretty bad sometimes it's right rightfully so.
Sometimes it's not. But it's what I feel. I'm going to give you an honest approach and honest answer to the questions of clubs and all that. Like I always say, Houston's a horrible swinging city. You go to Dallas, fuck, it's like off the charts at all the clubs. You go to New Orleans, off the charts. You go to Tampa, Florida.
You go to miami orlando it's off the charts vegas off the charts but for houston it's uh you know it's at 12 o'clock let's start fucking now since it's 12 o'clock already all right so it's all about my life my experiences in this lifestyle and i may offend some people i may make people angry that's just maybe you don't belong in this lifestyle either because if you get angry for what i say you know couples are going to have a very different take and a different experience than what a single male have even single females have a different experience than couples and single men ask an older who was 50 and older 45 and older woman how uh they're treated then ask the 25 year old how they're treated because i guarantee they're treated very differently all right so that's me i'll get off my perch uh my soapbox we're going to talk about being banned i got it took me only 26 years to get band from someplace which i guess is pretty good for a single guy then i got a story let's see some good advice from a lady on tiktok i heard her uh tiktok because i signed up this past weekend i saw her and i thought she was very good her advice that she gave guys and women but i have one problem to pick with her and i'm going to show you listen to the video and i'm going to talk about it uh let's see i'm going to talk about my weekend my saturday field of fucking going to a gangbang meeting a hot wife and fucking in her car and then going to live oaks resort in washington and all that so let's talk about getting banned this seems like to be the one thing for single men it's hard for a couple to get banned because you know they got a pussy there uh but for single men clubs resorts love banning single men and all that so i belong to this group it's called a telegram group it's called hr club and it's in houston texas what pisses me off is that i actually praise the owner of how good of a job he's doing yeah he does uh no he does do an excellent job if you listen i got someone here a buddy of mine's here and he's like making sucking two dicks motion and all that so no but he does a great job because he has one he makes people interact with each other if you go to a regular club in houston no one's interacting now i went to a club in dallas and they had a card game a 21 so everyone got a card when you got in, a playing card.
You had to find someone that equals out to 21 and you all get a raffle ticket and they have like all kinds of shit, dildos, lingerie, clothes, alcohol, bottles they gave away if you won. So that forced everyone to talk. And I got a lot of action because of that because I was forced to be extroverted and not introverted. But like I said, with the HR club, he did a great job of one, making sure everyone knew each other. The second thing he did well was the questionnaire. All the ladies, the men will get a number.
The ladies will fill out questionnaires, what they're looking for, what they're going to do, what they will, will not do.
not do and at the bottom of it talked about who they would fuck out of all the men and at the end of the meet and greet which was like around 9 30 10 o'clock they were posted on the wall and you could see the women who wanted to fuck you which i thought was fucking excellent that's a great idea all right you gotta admit that's a great idea now you know that you now you're now you've got the guessing game you don't have to guess who's going to who's into it and who's not into it uh so i think that's two great things he has a hotel takeover once a month not a lot of not a lot not every weekend and all that but however there are some things they do bad the clientele your club is going to make it or break the clientele when i first went there it was the november one and the clientele was friendly but as far as looks they were okay they were just average people it wasn't like you go to a club you go to houston tpc south and they got fucking supermodels down there it was just average people thinking they're tens when they're really fives and i said something and i said those along the lines if you go back to my uh podcast past episodes you'll see you'll hear me say that they're just fucking average people which i love average i don't want the fucking hot ass woman in the room that every dick wants to fuck however there was a girl called i called it tits mcgee a blind girl remember that blind girl big fucking hooters big fucking ass i mean when she came in you come out of the elevator and there's a lobby and you saw everybody turn their fucking head and look at tits mcgee because she was fucking the best looking woman there and every dude was following around couples were fucking drooling all over this one and i told my buddy that i just met that day she ain't staying along around around a lot and how long did she stay probably about two less two hours she took off she watched the gangbang room which wasn't really a gangbang room because you couldn't participate it and all that but she only stuck around two hours so everyone was doing because she was fucking beautiful i i fucking was my dick was hard for that So, the people, that's why I gave an honest review.
They didn't like that too much because I got banned for one of my podcasts. Also, what I didn't like, the bashing of single men. They bash single men all the time. One of the moderators told single men should shut up and just be themselves. Okay, great.
i agree with that advice shut up and be yourself dudes but when we do we're called creepy we're just in it for sex because yeah duh that's why i'm here isn't that why you're all listening to this because you want to hear me talk about sex you're not here you want to make a connection with me you know you want to be best friends hang out you know do stuff like that no you want to fuck that's what the lifestyle is all about is about fucking and these people change the rules they want to make it they want to fuck but they don't want to admit it maybe because they think they're whores i'm a whore i don't give a shit i'm a slut whatever you call me i love sex i can't help it i'm a fucking heterosexual man that loves fucking pussy so i was talking about that saying how fucked up that is that you would do that to single guys because i stick up for single guys now they're warranted there are some single dudes that are pieces of shit and all that and i wouldn't want to fucking deal with them so with all that being banned I still got a mole inside so I'm going to find out all kinds of bullshit that they do and what they say about me I don't really care what they say about me because people are going to do anything to stop me from growing because of my success that I have here has become a reflection of their misery.
This is not my fucking problem. It's not my fucking problem how they feel. If you want to talk about me, drag me down, it means I'm doing the right thing.
You know, it's like when the athlete gets booed, when Barry Bonds would go to L.A., fucking any stadium, he would boo the shit out of him that's because barry was doing the right thing because he's a fucking good hitter and he was gonna bomb hit some bombs that day so i feel the same way it means i'm on the right path so i'm going to keep pushing and who cares what they think all right i'm gonna give an honest opinion if you don't want me at your club because you're too scared that I might say something negative, well then, I don't know how you are fucking a swinger.
90% of the world's population thinks we're scumbags. 90%. Out of 8 billion, 7 billion, so do the math. So about out of 8 billion, 7 billion think you're a piece of shit because you let some guy fucking tag team your wife. You fucking fuck other women and shit. Your wife's sucking, licking pussy and ass. All right? So it really doesn't help you in all that. Don't worry about what other people think. I'm not worried about what HR club thinks of me. You know?
hate what i have to say but that's fine but don't have the hate why are you worried about seeing guys if you're a couple and you're not interested in single guys why do you give them the time of day i don't understand it you get all bitchy about them they shouldn't allow single guys in well yada but yet you still let them ruin your night i don't let people ruin my night when i take out my girl my girlfriends or partner wherever to a club we're there for guys and we're there for couples i'm not there to get laid i'm there to watch her fuck and have a great time so you know what happens she wants to come back and you slowly progress into maybe myself having fun with some other women but you know it is what it is in this lifestyle all right Thank you.
and you slowly progress into maybe myself having fun with some other women but you know it is what it is in this lifestyle all right so it took me 26 years to get a ban from some place so that's not bad take me another 26 years i'll probably be dead in another 26 years but maybe i'll get banned from someone else i always thought about tpc are they're gonna ban me because i really don't i don't understand tpc but whatever and all that so you know to the hr club you're doing a great job of having these hotel takeovers you do a great job making people socialize and all that but you guys gotta be a little more thick skin stop bashing fucking single dudes when it's man meet monday and guys are posting their cocks you don't need to be crying about there's too many cocks because guess what out of the 500 people on that they have 500 people on that site you know that fucking 500 people you know out of the 500 people four of 400 of them are men so you know it's just the way it is so you got to just take it with this grain of salt enjoy man meat monday wiener wednesday enjoy titty tuesday yeah is it taco tuesday uh hump day wednesday thong or thongless thursday and full frontal friday you got all those days let the boys have one day to show their cocks because i'm going to tell you when someone with a big i think this is what happened with that man meet monday a bunch of new dudes came in and they had some fucking big ass giant cocks and i think the guys got jealous because the girls were like oh wow dm me dm i think that's what fucking happened i think these guys and the guys got jealous because their cocks are so fucking small small dick energy uh in there but But you know what?
Who gives a fuck? Why do you care if your wife wants a fucking big sausage? Give her that sausage and she'll love you forever. All right? So, that's my take on the being banned from the HR club on Telegram. Guys, if you don't like me, I don't give a shit. Just leave me the fuck alone.
If you see me out, just leave me alone because you don't want me to get on you because i will put you in your place i'm not a single guy to be fucking gonna take shit from you all right so have a good time enjoy your parties i'll get the info from my mole of what's going on and all that so what else am i want to talk about you know and being in that environment i only went to one party so it's not like i'm getting fucking really banned I'll see you next time.
all that so what else am i want to talk about you know and being in that environment i only went to one party so it's not like i'm getting fucking really banned it's gonna hurt me so i don't know whatever like i said just leave me the fuck alone i'm gonna do my podcast whatever leave me alone all right next one what do i also want to talk about i think i should start i should talk about let me see maybe this one lady uh-oh got a new tinder match guys all right and this one is called because i really want to this one check her out on tiktok it's miss impulsive all right and she does she does unicorn landing so basically she's looking for chicks now if you're trying to find a single chick and you're a couple check her out miss impulsive if you're a guy trying to find a single girl getting a lifestyle i would listen to her too because she has the good tricks of the trade to get in but i saw this one i heard this one and i want to listen to it and i want to talk about it a little bit because i agree with everything except for one thing and let's take a look hopefully this i don't know if this is a copyrighted or whatnot is tiktok copyrighted you can use you can you can stitch stuff right no video all right don't show the video he says that's my lawyer that's my lawyer mr subway meeting a single woman on an app is fucking so difficult yeah it's one of the hardest i'm telling you it's one of the hardest things to do because you got remember for everyone's chick that's in the lifestyle you got a hundred dudes trying to line up the fucker now you could be like a typical single guy who just wants to fuck or you could be an actual swinger single guy where you actually want to develop a relationship a connection with this girl and fucking form a partnership relationship with this person and all that so listen to what she says share these with you um so first of all the number one thing that i found that is my biggest red flag is when we'll join apps or anything like that and women won't be up front about their relationship status um either that is so fucking true because i hit if you go on quiver you go on sdc sls and all those you'll see single women on there so i click on their profile oh fuck yeah this is a single girl she's in my age bracket we might be able to hit it off then i look she talks about her boyfriend talks about her husband but it says a single female so you know what i do this is what ac does i report them i report them to the admin and say this bitch is not single she says it in her profile she's attached to someone so you know and they all get mad because i report them but you know what be honest with people because they're trying to like corner you and just get you to go hang out with them and their partner but i have met so many women who appear to be single on apps or dating platforms things like that and then all of a sudden they're like we or he and it's like and i like i shouldn't have to be like are you a unicorn like that should already be out there you shouldn't have to ask people those questions so always be up front honest that's one of my biggest red flags and i will just pretty much kind of just go yeah that's one of my is that a red flag i don't really give a fuck listen i'm here whatever uh and all that so i'm just wanting the you know when you try to find a single girl on an app make sure she is truly single or if you're not because i know a lot of them are in non-monogamous relationships or in open relationships as long as their partner know who cares i'm with one i'm with a couple right now she's got a boyfriend she's 28 and we all have threesomes all together all the time so you, it's one of those things where I know I'm never going to fucking marry her because she's taken already, and she's been married twice anyway.
So, I don't know. Maybe third time's a charm for her, but hopefully for her and her boyfriend, they hit it off. But some of those things you really got to do. You got to pay attention to the ad. People that also like keep canceling or ghosting, like they'll kind of like want to hang out and they'll talk to a bunch and then all of a sudden they'll have. Yes, that's ghosting and dropping off of the face of earth is very big in the lifestyle. Couples do this all the time. I would get an email from a couple. Hey, what are you doing this day? Do-do-do. And they'll start talking to me.
Then Friday comes around. Not a damn thing. Nothing. That's like, hey, we're not interested anymore. They could just say, hey, we're just a fantasy. It's something that we always talk about, but we can never do it. Bitch is I'm fine with that. Okay. I got you off because I talked some fucking tech sex with you and all that. So this is what I did. When I meet a couple or a couple emails me, I tell them I have, thank you for the reply.
I talked to them and I said, I have a 48 hour rule where we have to meet within 48 hours i'm not going to talk about sex with you i'm not going to tell you what i'm going to do to you and all that stuff i will talk to you what i'm going to do to you and all that at the meet and you'd be surprised how many no responses i get i get nothing then i get one like this january i had a venezuelan couple i did told them we got to meet within 48 hours and within 48 hours we're in the hotel room fucking having a good threesome I'll see about. Okay.
I know, you got to be, you got to commit, it's like committing, you got to commit to it, all right, so, you know, shit, I forget what I'm talking, okay, what was I talking about, ghosting, ghosting, so these couples will ghost you, couples will ghost other couples, because I always say, sometimes the fantasy is a lot better than the reality of actually doing it, especially, you know, I had a, on Reddit, there reddit there was something about what do you do if the guy's cock is bigger than yours and people were like saying weird shit about i'm like who cares the point is that guy fucks the shit out of your wife so she wants to come back for more because if she has a bad experience she's gonna say say well i don't really want to do this anymore then what the fuck are you going to do so i've been talking about ghosting my 48 hour now this is something you could you could steal it take it from me i don't care uh it's not trademark but i always tell people a 48 hour rule even if i meet them off t off Tinder or Bumble, I always say, 48 hours, we got to meet.
If we don't meet within 48 hours, I will stop communicating with you. Because just one, they might be married, they can't get out. Two, they might be attached to a boyfriend or a girlfriend, they can't get out.
Or three, like I said, the fantasy is better better than the reality of actually doing it some of the green flags i look for in couples do they have pictures of both if they're in their ad they got to have pictures of both you know so many times so many times you see a couple it's only the chick all right and a couple's bitch about that too with other couples say hey can we see the man because i want to see the man how he is if the man's not in the picture okay there might be a reason why he's ugly as shit and all that he probably looks like a fucking frankenstein but also he could also have a job that's in the public but there is fucking technology where you put a damn sticker over it and you cannot see his his face.
If you look at my profiles, you can't see my face and all that. Another green flag I look for. Do they, in a timely manner, text you back? Or do you got to wait a day or two? Because that's fucking annoying. When you got to wait a day or two for someone to text you back. If they could text you back immediately or within the hour, that's a good sign because then they're probably experienced and they're into it. Whereas if they're not texting you back real quick, you know, they're chatting or it's just the husband trying to get his rocks off.
Or, you know, I actually had women try to get the rocks off of me because I'll tell them what would you you do and all that stuff. So, you know, so I always look for pictures and how quickly they respond to your text message, emails back and forth. If it's quick, it's a good sign. If it's long, it's not a good sign. So that's what some of my green flags I have, not a red flag. Like excuses, which I understand life comes up. Trust me, I've had to cancel on people and life happens.
But if it, like, continually happens and they, or they're, like, really excited to hang out and then all of a sudden they, like, won't talk to you for a while. Like, just, if they're kind of, it just seems like they're on the fence about things. Sometimes I'm like, okay, I don't think you're really ready for this. That's what I'm saying. The reality, the fantasy is more better.
It's a lot better to them in in their head so when they're at home and they're fucking he's probably talking dirty yeah you take those three cocks those fucking cocks or you're looking at girls pussies asshole and all that but when it actually happens it can be something so with newbies a lot of times i see they're excited to get in there then the second she starts screaming like she never screamed before the dude is like what the fuck and gets pissed off i've seen that happen at secrets a couple times caliente a couple times at the clubs over the years a couple times you know i actually had a girl when i moved to houston there used to be a place called club cave i worked there and new York New Year's Eve had an experience with a couple a younger couple probably in their late 20s early 30s he was pissed off because everyone wanted to fuck her well so he got mad and they start coming and I hear on the radio open the door open the door couple's running out, a couple's running out.
So a couple's running out. She's in her fucking thong, only in a thong. She's got her dress in her hand. Her tits are hanging out. And she looked good. I mean, I know why people were trying to fuck her, because she fucking looked great. The other one, and all I remember, the other dude was, he had his pants on, didn't have his shirt on. He's walking out.
And she turns around at the door and says i can't help it if no one wants to fuck your small dick and i just remember oh that must have hurt him but you know what fuck it he had that fucking chick he was the one enjoying it see he fucked up where he should just enjoy the night let her fucking do what she wants to do because you know what pussy's gonna fall on your dick eventually guys so and she fucking took off down the road now club himstead i mean a club uh cave was located on himstead road it's not a good neighborhood so she fucking runs out and she doesn't get in this car she just keeps walking down the road she's in a fucking thong i mean it's a small thong it's not like a little thong in his fucking new year's it's not that hot here in houston during new year's but i thought that was fucking pretty hilarious but that's some of the problems that they have the fantasy is is a lot you know better than the reality of actually doing it well i'm not gonna waste my time and i don't want to waste yours so yes that's a big red flag for me people who are overly aggressive too quickly um like asking for pictures sexual things telling me you know things they want to like that's a major like fred if people are doing that that means they're not gonna fucking meet you they just want to jerk off to your pictures they want to jerk off to your text do not fucking fall for this shit do the 40 i'm telling you people do the 48 hour if you do the 48 hour rule you will fucking be successful in this lifestyle due to me or my husband things like that and i'm just i guess i'm gonna maybe a little bit more peachy with nilla um but i'm kind of like hey i'd like to get to know you like it almost scares me a little bit um before i like hear those kind of things so yes people are just overly aggressive and then my back my last one is people that talk bad about others about other um others in the lifestyle other like content creators other clubs anything like that like i just feel like those are not conversations you have with people you're getting to know see now this is where i disagree with the lady miss impulsive i kind of would want someone to tell me hey this couple stay away from them because you know what a forever reason maybe they're dirty maybe they uh have issues i had one couple when i was in florida work at caliente couple just met me that day said pulled me aside and Say, hey, that you're you're hanging out with you're partying with you're you're getting really freaky live so they sat me down they said hey listen that couple's not clean they got herpes and shit now i to me that's not bad mouthing that me a brother out because, you know, I don't want to catch any diseases.
I get tested monthly and all that at this time, and I appreciate that they help me. Now, maybe to her that's not bad-mouthing, but to me, that's what it sounds like to me. I'm interpreting her what she's saying.
I will tell a couple or a single dude or a single woman you know think twice before you fuck this person or you let this person into your life because you know what not everyone's a good person just because you're in a swinger swinger lifestyle doesn't mean everyone's great people you know you got some scumbags out there that will fucking you know do whatever they want look at two two cases of hiv have been in the lifestyle one as a date dating man in ohio he's fucking up fucking all these women he is he knows he has hiv he's barebacking all of them same thing in dallas texas a dude has hiv he's fucking barebacking everyone if i knew someone that had that shit i would tell every couple don't fuck with that person in fact i do because i want to protect everyone in the lifestyle because if the lifestyle is protected we're all going to enjoy it it's when we get crazy and stupid shit where the government gets involved and they start doing their little bullshit raids and all and all this because they could say it's a public health concern all right uh content creators i'll bad mouth a content creator when i feel like they are lying about who they are we're swingers but we only fuck on film i don't like that i'm a hot wife but i only fuck certain people and i will say it it's not i don't care if you think it's bad-mouthing and she would think that's bad-mouthing well then you know what that's i'm bad-mouthing the people but like i said i'm gonna be me if you like it you love it don't matter you don't want it you don't have to listen to my shit all right uh clubs i'm gonna give an honest review i don't say a club is horrible i just say the attendance is low people don't fuck after midnight stuff like that in houston now when you go to like the green door that's a fucking great place to go if you're a single dude you want to get laid go there there's a lot of action there you go to tampa go anywhere in tampa go to caliente paradise lakes go to secrets in my orlando go to the rooftop trapeze in miami you're going to get laid.
You're going to have fun, all right? But I'm just saying, from where I go to the clubs, I'm going to give an honest review. And if that's bad-mouthing and it's because it's not a positive one, so be it. So I don't know. That's what I don't agree with Teron. If I know, if a couple saw me and they knew another couple was a bad, was a bad, you know, bad medicine, bad dudes, bad couple. I would appreciate it. They said, hey, man, listen, you know, we just want to let you know this is what this couple did is what they're doing. It's up to you because it's in all honesty. It's all up to me.
You know, it's like when I go to Yelp reviews, I don't ever do reviews because I always go to the place myself to see if it really is good because you know what people bitch more than anything complain more about everything and they want to post it because they think they're going to ruin the person's life cancel culture so i always take it with a grain of salt i don't worry about if a couple says hey that person's bad i go okay and i make my own judgment because i have my own brain let's see what else she has to say i think that's it and you know about the community or things like that just like such a huge turn off so yes those are some of my big turn offs when i first meet people and i'll usually be like next all right so that's it but like i said she has if you are a dude or a, check her out.
She does give great advice on a lot of things. Miss Impulsive, beautiful woman, has her shit, has a good head on her shoulders. So I would go to see her, go do a TikTok. I think she's part of Unicorn Landing. I think she owns it. I don't know. I haven't really dulled deep into it. I just stay on TikTok. But go to her, check her out. It's great listening.
10, 15 second clips great all right i'm getting to my story so let's talk about it my lawyers over here getting mad at me because i'm not telling stories so friday night it was hot wife party night at colette's i decided well i gotta move this camera let me move it over so it's hot wife party night i'm busy doing shit on friday night so i was like i'm gonna go later on because you know if you listen to me the hot wife parties have been really shitty i mean there's only been like 20 couples there and they're not fucking hot hot wives. You know what a hot wife is?
A hot wife is like me and my girl. We're going to have you fuck my girl because I like watching her with other men. So, yeah. So, I go to these hot wife parties at Colette's and there's no hot wife action. They're all trying to fuck up other couples. I'm like, this and this and that. This is the theme, hot wife.
Now, what i think what happens is they think their wife's a good looking so they call them a hot wife but they don't really know what the definition of hot wife is not yet at least i educated them on it what i'm not gonna get who cares what i'm no i'm just saying the people that go there listen if they can't do an honest review you know then they get then it's their problem not mine so i was gonna go to the hot wife party and i fuck it i got i didn't get that done with my shit till 12 so i said fuck it i got a gang bang party and a meet up with the hot wife uh later on saturday so saturday night saturday comes around i do my thing get showered shave my cock and balls make sure everything's smooth down there i gotta start shaving my asshole that's what i think or wax it or something i think i gotta start doing that because you know fucking if i want some girl to toss my salad i don't want her to lick a force then i also heard this i go no this is what i heard I don't want her to lick a force then i also heard this i go no this is what i heard i was on another tiktok video i heard it she goes why women don't have shitty assholes because the vagina leaks and it cleans out the shit from their assholes i'm like whoa okay that makes sense because there's only a couple girls i ate ass that fucking you could taste the shit but like a fucking trooper i am my fucking tongue didn't leave that asshole because i'm a real fucking swinger i'm hardcore hardcore swinger so then they say guys assholes smell like shit because they got the all it there's no natural flushing of the shit out of your butthole so i'm like oh okay but i figured if you shave the hair off or you wax the hair off it would be fucking cleaner what i used to get my shit waxed and they would put me on all fours when they do your asshole i go if someone walked in this is not a pretty picture but anyways so i do all that i get fucking and you know how did i when i was at the party at the hr club i was dressed to the nines right suit and all that so i get my normal gear on my suit looking good smelling good feeling good so i go to this area 69 in houston this guy holds swinger he holds a lot of gang bangs girls when they want to get gang banged they go to this dude because he does a great job at uh organizing them and getting guys to get there you know i only been the one gang bang when there's only like three dudes usually it's five or more so we fucked this fucking stunning stunning latina middle-aged latina girl right i could you want me to call you when i'm gonna go okay i'll call you now okay bro i'll do it so because i didn't know because the way you were talking you like you you were like one of those guys where it was tits mcgee or no one you gotta you gotta lower your standards as a single guy god that's just a little advice so so anyways so i'm fuck so we've this fucking latina girl i fucked her a couple times before in her game bangs.
Fucking tight-ass pussy. She has fake titties, big fucking ass. I mean, her ass is huge. You know, she's got a small waist. She's one of those girls that probably wear that waist trainer at the gym. Fucking cranking it up. Yeah, she probably does one of those. Because her waist is like an hourglass figure. So, we're there. I get there. I'm second guy there.
Three guys three guys walking in four there's five of them so then she finally's ready she's wearing those little nice little panties that spread apart so you could get so you don't have to take her panties off you can fuck her with her panties on and use them as a fucking um push tool the fucking pounder deep in there so me like a lot of the guys stare around they look at each other like oh okay so i get fucking naked another guy gets naked me and this one dude we go to town on her all right so he suck she's sucking her dick he's stuck he she's sucking his dick i'm over there playing with her titties fucking doing all playing ass and all that.
Turns around. He gets hard. He puts on a condom and starts fucking her. So he's pounding on her. And I'm taking her shoulders and I'm pushing her into them to get that nice penetration. And we had a good rhythm for a while. It was like, roll, roll. We were like fucking one of those college roll teams going back and forth.
And then she was fucking screaming and shit and fucking having a great time the other dudes are standing there they're jerking off, playing with themselves, they can't get hard I'm like and this is what's bad you know, I hate to see a man that can't get hard, I'm like just take some Viagra or something try to block out all the other people and all that so they're struggling to get hard and all that i'm hard as a rock he fucking gets done he doesn't bust his nut but i put my condom on i'll start fucking her i'm on top of her now i'm getting her to bounce on the bed where we're getting in sync with the bed and bouncing so we're going up higher and higher and higher i've i've realized women like that so you got to have a real good nice bed that's nice and bouncy because you really can get in and out of that pussy hit the deep spots now i'm not hung see but i'm not hung i don't have eight fucking 10 inches so i gotta do what i gotta do there's positions where see guys gotta learn that there's positions you can put a woman in where you will hit that fucking deep g-spot you can win you can gain like one or two inches yeah yeah if i fucking uh lose 35 pounds but anyways so i'm doing what i gotta do to make this girl nut and finally she fucking squirts on my dick and all that uh after five minutes and all that so we take a break i take a break because you know i'm fucking i'm drenching her fucking jizz and all that my balls and all that because you gotta you know you gotta clean it up a little bit and all that guys are still trying to fuck her you know i let the other guys get it because i'm not a pussy hog there's a lot of dudes when you go do a gangbang there's there's always that one dude that's a pussy hog where he trying to hog the pussy for himself and he's trying to make love to the girl i'm like what the fuck are you trying to do you don't need to fuck her for our bust your nut we got 20 other guys here waiting to bust their nuts and you're fucking over here sitting here trying to butt fuck her for an hour straight and all that so i don't know all right so this woman loves fucking i mean i think she goes she does them once a week I'll see you next week.
this woman loves fucking i mean i think she goes she does them once a week she does these gang bangs once a week because she just loves to fuck i want to say something she ain't that great of a fuck because she does she is good looking she kind of has that i'm gonna lay lay there and you're going to enjoy it Type of fucking attitude The language barrier is a problem too She doesn't speak any English But she speaks the international language of fucking That's all that matters really You know how many girls I fucked in foreign countries That didn't speak a word of English We couldn't't communicate.
Only thing we could communicate is our mouth to cock, mouth to pussy, cock in the pussy. And sometimes the ass and all that. But yeah, she loves to fuck. Because she does these gangbangs at this place once. I think she's doing one tomorrow. 11 to 2. I can't go because I'm at work.
And that's what I told her to do told to do i go motherfucker stop having these one to two o'clock ones have five to seven or fucking seven to nine whatever anyways so there's five other guys they're fucking her and all that and these guys don't last too long you know they come pretty quick so i'm like fuck it it's getting late it's eight o'clock i well it's actually i had to meet the hot wife at seven and it was an hour drive away so i go okay i'm gonna get in there put my condom on boom pound it out pounded it out pounding her out and boom bust my nut and i love that first nut because you twitch you can feel your cock twitching inside of her and all that and all so i love that that first nut is very and it's the first nut it's my age at 47 it's the biggest nut every nut after for next 24 hours is zero it goes down it's like dust one time i fuck was i fuck so much at secrets i fuck i probably fucked like 10 times that day that's why that's when i when i go to secrets i bring viagra because that shit that fucking shit is amazing boom five seconds later boom you're back hard and shit you take a piss you're hard boom like fuck yeah and i must have when i was fucking i literally at the 10th time i came it was like a little dribble i go fuck man i'm fucking i'm literally shooting dust out of my cock so anyways so i fucking blow my load i have the good twitching i'm standing there and i'm still hard because i took a viagra because i know i'm fucking a lot this night so i'm still pounding on her and i like fuck it i gotta get out it's fucking seven o'clock i got it well it's six o'clock because we started at five so it's six o'clock i go i gotta get the hell out of here take it off clean up my cock and all that in the bathroom wash my hands get my clothes back and i'm out i don't stay long at this place i just do what i gotta do and get out out.
Some guys like to stay there and hang out, but I don't know. They're having a fucking big one tonight. Right now, three girls. Gang bang. I don't know. Could be a lot. Could be ten. Could be five. Could be one. Who knows?
All good looking girls'll i'll show you the shit all right all right so i'm done now i gotta drive an hour all the way to chapel hill texas to meet my hot wife that i fuck and we're gonna go fuck in the car now that's why i love this hot wife because you don't give a fuck where you can fuck her anywhere you can fuck her in a restaurant bathroom you can fuck her in a car hotel room anywhere except for where i can't fuck in a live oaks which i wanted to take her because we could just get a bed there and fuck all night but anyways so i go meet her at the gas station off of 290 i pull in she she's there first i pull in and all that we fucking her back seat now i always told her go why do you fucking wear pants you know what we're doing just wear a skirt and i can just lift it up and we go fuck i forgot i wanted to take video of this but i forgot you know when i get in the zone the fuck zone i forget everything i know i don't even i can't probably remember my name when i get in the fuck zone so i'm in there fucking you know she started on top of me she's riding me you know and we're making a car bounce so lucky so luckily there's no one around that we know of there's cameras there but i don't really give a shit so what who cares about the camera what are they gonna who's looking at a camera at seven o'clock on a saturday unless that place gets robbed no one's gonna see it so we're bouncing the car we're fucking she's on top of me and all that this girl is so fucking wet i keep falling out because she's so goddamn i'm slipping out because she's so damn wet she is if you gentlemen if you meet her wear a fucking snorkel bring some oxygen because she is a squirter.
She will fuck. If you eat her out and she squirts on you, you're fucked. I mean, she shoots. She shot the wall at the Palace Inn two weeks ago when I was fucking fingering her and eating her out. She shot the fucking wall. I've only seen that twice in my whole life. All right. One's from a porn star and the other one was from some lady.
She was like 60 years old when i was like 25 but i couldn't believe how fucking far she shoots and she says i go is this like is this normal for you she'll say yeah if you hit the right buttons i go god damn all right i'm hitting the right buttons so i'm fucking doing all kinds of stuff i've been there over a fucking you remember already came once it takes me a little longer to come again and boom finally i pop blow my load and we're done now what's so great about her we just take off we say give a little kiss a little hug see you later we'll see you next weekend and we're gone her husband's gonna go eat pussy her eat her used pussy and all that he likes doing that shit so you know i'll oblige it so fuck it let's do it so that was around eight o'clock we were done you know and i was thinking well since i'm only 30 minutes away from live oaks nudist resort in washington texas i figured i would go there check it out because i've never been there on a saturday night saturday day dinner day yes i've been there but not a saturday night when they had the party so i go there i'm a member so i get in for free i just hit the clicker i get the gates open for me so i'm in there and there's not a lot of people you know i didn't think there was going to be a lot of people there because it's not a party weekend and it's still kind of cold here in houston so you know a lot of people are not gonna be there i met this one couple and this is what i talk about when i always say i'm just here to fuck but there's these one couples once in a while you'll meet a couple where you just fucking connect with and that you it's like you've been best friends for 20 years and all that so i talked to this one couple he comes up and the husband came up and talked to me Thank you.
with and that you it's like you've been best friends for 20 years and all that so i talked to this one couple he comes up and the husband came up and talked to me these people if you saw them you would know who they are they're great people they are very extroverted they're very outgoing extroverted right so they're very outgoing they'll talk to everybody so i'm telling you right now they have the life because they fuck all the time they might fuck each other but they always get the good pussy and the good cock because they're so outgoing they'll put themselves out there they don't hold back like a lot of couples do a lot of couples will hold back because they're introverted if you're introvert this lifestyle will be tough for you if you're extroverted this is the lifestyle for you because i can't i'm i'm introverted i can't just go up until a couple say hey how you doing yada can i fuck your wife i can't do that i gotta know your wife's into me before i even move put a move on her and all that so you know that's kind of tough for me but these two are very outgoing and they make you feel like you're the only fucking person in the room i thought that was kind of the neatest thing because there was there was a lot of couples and they would go off talk to me for five minutes go off talk to everyone else come back to me see how i'm doing talk to me for five minutes go off and talk go to someone else come back and talk to me and all that so they when they would talk to you they made you feel like you're the only person that matters in that room uh there was a couple there that was sat in the corner of club leary and they said oh yeah we're gonna go talk to them you know we don't want them to feel left out or anything they don't want to say that no one talked to them and all that so i thought that was nice they're they are they are ambassadors for the live oaks dudes resort so talking to them ta i tell them about my podcast they get all excited about it and all that so we'll see now he vetoed me fucking her that night uh for whatever reason i don't know which is fine i don't care because she's a fuck she is beautiful mature woman i mean she has a goddamn great body i'm sure that pussy taste is really good too he's he's same i think a little older than me has a great body he has a body that i would strive to have because i'll probably do better if i got rid of my fat good a little bit.
But, you know, sometimes it just can't, it's not in the cart. So, with that, I'll hopefully see him. They're at Live Oaks. They said they're at Live Oaks every weekend. And we talked about the clubs outside. They've never been to Secrets. And I told them they've got to go.
I go, you've got to take just a fucking fuck-off weekend and weekend and go there because you're gonna have a party you're gonna have those people will fucking be the kings and queen they'll be the king and queen of secrets if they go because they're just so fucking outgoing they will they will love it then we talked about desires i really don't like i don't want to i tell them i don't want to fly out of the country to go to the swinger club anymore i'm done international flights i'll stay in a country i'll stay in america i'll go to secrets i'll go to caliente i'll go to las vegas and all that but i don't really want to go they have a great time there they love it there it's two hour flight from houston and all that so that's them and all that so we talked about that we were talking about all kinds of stuff and i was talking about how i feel i told about how my podcast is that people don't like it because it's through my viewpoint and she understood she's like yeah people should understand it's your feelings it's your thing it's my opinion and just because i'm a single guy my opinion does matter just like your opinion matters okay so she was very positive about my podcast and all he was too he was looking it up trying to find it internet connections they're shitty so they couldn't find it but i text them the next day they actually text me the next day i text them the next day and sent it out to them i haven't heard from them since so i don't know maybe they liked it maybe they didn't like it and all that so all that but i really appreciate those two and i'm not going to say their names because i don't want to put their names out there but you know who you are if you're listening uh i love you guys you guys made me feel great and yes he's doing yes i'm kissing the ass yeah he's doing the double-handed dick all right hey listen i'm all i'm very open i'm um i tell people i'm bi-friendly i like dp my one my only fantasy now is to do a dp double penetration on a girl and all of us come all three of us come at the same time which will probably never happen because i don't know how you could do that but that's that is a fantasy of mine all right so if you're out there listening i hope to see you again and i hope to play with you again i don't give a shit fuck you fuck you man it's my podcast i'll do what i want i'll say whatever i want all right but with that i think it's time to get out of here uh the the upside down pineapple studio people want to get out of here when they want to go home so you know i think i'm gonna let them go home and all that so i hope you enjoyed my storytelling tonight and gentlemen don't forget to shave your cock and balls if you don't want hairy pussy you better shave your fucking i dudes i don't know what the fuck is going on man you guys are not shaving your balls and dick cock and balls all right so shave your cock and balls for for the damn ladies so they don't have to fucking choke on our goddamn pieces of hair and have fur ball and have to explain that to the co-workers while they're coughing up pubic hair at lunchtime all right keep on swinging america and your international fuckers out there europeans i love you you guys are fucking sluts from one slut to another keep Keep on swinging, everybody.
You let me know that it's alright And when I move your body I don't wanna stop it The way that we're rocking Yeah, you You got me You got me feeling good tonight
