Welcome to the latest episode of the Swinging Single Podcast, where host AC Maxwell explores the world of swinging and casual dating. On today's show, AC delves into the downsides of swinging before sharing his exciting date with a vanilla single lady open to some 3way action.In the first part of the episode, AC shares his personal experiences with swinging and discusses the challenges that come with it. He sheds light on the potential risks and complications that can occur when engaging in swinging activities. AC emphasizes the importance of open and honest communication, as well as setting boundaries and expectations with potential partners.In the second half of the show, AC reminisces about his date with a vanilla single lady. He describes the chemistry they shared and the unexpected twist that occurred during their evening together. AC describes the excitement and appeal of exploring consensual non-monogamy with a like-minded individual.Throughout the episode, AC provides valuable insights and honest reflections about swinging and the dynamics of open relationships. He encourages listeners to explore their own boundaries and make informed decisions about their sexual experiences.So sit back, relax, and get ready for another fascinating episode from the Swinging Single Podcast with AC Maxwell. now to stay up-to-date with the latest episodes and join the conversation on swinging and casual dating. 🎧🔥
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Welcome to the Swinging Single podcast. It's a platform from sharing the unique perspectives of me, A.C. Maxwell. As your host, I will take you on a personal journey through the ups and downs of my years as a swinging single male. Please note that while my experiences will undoubtedly provide valuable insight, it is essential to understand that my views may not be aligned with your own. My story begins with my departure from the traditional path of marriage and commitment. As a young, vibrant individual, I embraced the freedom and opportunities that came with being single.
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All right, now that we got this the way all that good stuff we got a good show for you we got the downsides of swinging i'm going to talk about the downsides of swinging uh lifestyle rules that some people have and i'm going to talk about my date with a single woman who is vanilla she is not a swinger she is vanilla but yet she still went to with me uh to a nudist resort local nudist resort and we had a little bit fun so we're going to talk about that today and that's what's going to be on but first i want to talk to you about fullslopradio.com fullslopradio.com is where you'll find all your swinging and, I don't know, your lifestyle needs.
Podcasts from all over. We have podcast players like 4-Hour Play. We got Accidental Swingers. Friends with a Twist. In Bed with Strangers are all on this one website that's called Full Swap Radio. And yours truly, the swinging single male himself, A.C. Maxwell, is on there. I'm a new family member there, so come out, watch, as my show is Mondays and Wednesdays. Monday is at 1 p.m. Eastern, Wednesday is 11 a.m. Eastern.
I think it's Eastern, I don't know, maybe it's Central, I don't know, but just go up there, there go to the website it's fullswapradio.com and you'll see myself ac maxwell the swinging single podcast up on there along with all those great other podcasts that are on there too all right so first day i want to talk about is this i came across i'm i'm getting on tiktok and all that because i think it's real good it has some good advice for some people and as i discover more swinging content on tiktok i ran into this one uh lady she's a young chick i talked to her about about her before she's sexy swinger chick 91 on tiktok and she had a little psa i guess you would call it about the downsides of swinging and as a veteran of swinging i have seen this so many times that couples get into swinging to enhance their relationship enhance their sex life and it totally fucks them up where they're on the brink of divorce they to enhance their relationship hence their sex life and it totally fucks them up where they're on the brink of divorce they get divorced i have seen so many times i would go to a club you see these couples there they're every weekend weekend after weekend for months then suddenly they just drop off the face of the earth no one sees them no one even knows anything about what is going on with them and we're all standing there wondering what happened well i'm just taking a guess that it wasn't all what it was cracked up to be their relationship was in trouble maybe they had issues other than you know the swinging part and swinging just put it over the edge where they finally decide to call it quits now Now, can I verify this?
No. I know a handful of couples that have gotten divorced doing this lifestyle, but it is sad that there is a downside. Just because everyone thinks they want to swing, but when it really gets down to it, it's nothing. It's like a meme I had.
had everyone's down every guy wants to get into swinging until they see their wife getting their back blown out by some dude and all of a sudden now it's just they want females so i kind of go back to that because i thought it was funny that's a great mean uh i have and all that that i have saved but i think she comes up some good points and she talks about she's not hiding that a lot of podcasters will, oh, swing is so great. It will enhance your relationship. No, it will not just enhance your relationship. It will aid in it, but it doesn't enhance it.
And if you're in the right place, it will. If you are in the wrong place, you are going to end up fucking getting divorced or whatever, splitting up or whatever you're going to do. All right.
So I want to take a listen to this and let's see what we got i'm going to talk about this but i actually want to talk about some of the downsides to the swinger lifestyle keep watching and i'll explain so first and foremost especially for me the biggest downside to swinging is how expensive it is you guys seriously some of these trips some of these events some of these parties are in the thousands of dollars so swinging can be expensive especially because you have to buy your theme outfits and your new shoes and your wardrobe and if you have young kids and they have they need a babysitter or a nanny yeah why do you think i started a spicy site yes she is so correct swinging is very expensive now swing and think about how expensive it is for a couple to get in because there's couples that will drop when i was working at counting it they will drop two three thousand dollars a weekend so that's a three day friday saturday sunday when they check out sunday they're paying three thousand dollars it's very very expensive now for a couple it's expensive how do you think it is for a single dude we have to pay pretty much double to triple the price of what a couple will pay here in houston we have two clubs well a bunch close five five clubs and they're all over 100 bucks to get in it's 150 to get into certain places and all that colette's is 150 then you have what's his name then you have uh tpc all three of those it's over 100 tng theng the night game is all over a hundred dollars so you're gonna pay paying a hundred dollars to get in as a single guy now as as a couple now that's probably a lot different so you know there's a lot of you know all this stuff where it is very expensive single guys now i heard secrets is over 200 bucks to $300 for a single guy for a day.
Caliente is over $200 now. Paradise Lakes, I don't know. I haven't talked to anybody that's gone to Paradise Lakes. But that's a lot of money for a single guy. And it is expensive.
But, you know, as much as I hate the expense, I like it because then you really get away with having the shit that comes in to these clubs because you know a guy who's shitty is not going to spend 200 300 bucks to go hang out at a swingers club they're going to try to go somewhere else where it's cheaper and you'll see that when the clubs all have a cheap night like sometimes they'll have a cover charge 40 bucks for couples and there'll be a shitload of people there a shitload of couples there and all that they never have a cheap night for single guys single guys we are always going to have to pay the exorbitant amount which is fine with me i would charge 200 plus whenever i would open up my own club to a single guy because i want the best of the best i don't want no shit coming in and ruin it for everybody else so that's just me uh so clubs are very expensive the lifestyle is very expensive even for a couple now what happens if you are like in a city in a state where there is no clubs and you have to travel that's even worse because you know in florida you got secrets caliente paradise lakes you got rooftop all that stuff well you might go there for a family vacation you have your grandparents or whatever watch the kids at night so you're good to go but what happens if you don't have any kids or you have kids and you live in somewheres in montana you know north south dakota why i mean somewhere in the midwest where there's not a lot of swinger club.
So you have to travel. So that's going to be cost because now you're going to have to get a hotel room, which is over 100 bucks. If you have children, you've got to find someone to watch those children for a couple of day or two because you're going to be gone for a day or two. You're not going to be able to get go there for the night, come back home and you'll be with your kids.
You're going to have overnight so there is a lot of drawback in having uh for the expense you know you're gonna you're gonna have to have some money so it does suck but you know it does keep the riffraff out and all that stuff so you know save up go up a couple times a year and just have your fun make sure so when you go to those clubs make sure you are having fun don't be sitting back watching waiting to midnight 1 a.m to start fucking you get there at 9 9 30 start fucking fucking or something do something because you know what you're paying a lot of money for this shit all right let's see what else she has to say one of the other downsides of swinging is the jealousy and insecurity aspect of it.
Women, if you haven't dealt with your bullshit that's surrounded with shame, which we all know women deal with that. Men, if you haven't dealt with your internalized misogyny, swinging is not for you until you deal with that shit. you deal with the jealousy issues until you deal with your own insecurities either with your partner or on your own and you start that healing journey let's be honest buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated sketchy or low quality that's why i want to tell you about mood.com that's m-O-D.com. Mood ships federally legal cannabis straight to your door.
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That's M-O-O-D.com to get started started the swinger lifestyle won't be for you yet and that's one of the downsides you gotta or for me i say upside you gotta heal your bullshit before you get involved 100 agree with her on that there is so much insecurity so much bullshit going on in this lifestyle it is rough for anybody to get into it it is at first women always worry about their body types oh my body's horrible i had three kids i got all these scars no one thinks i'm attractive and all that stuff that is the dumbest thing i always hear women say when they talk about getting into the lifestyle this is why every single woman is in your boat there is no one different now yes are there fucking women in in this lifestyle that don't have a stretch mark they have the fake titties fake ass fake uh eyelashes fake nails they got But they're fake.
They're not real women. Well, they are real women, but everything is manufactured on them. You are natural. We love, guys love natural women. As much as you see in media, you know, the videos and all that, we love a natural woman. Nice tits, great ass. Work out a little bit.
Perk up those t out a little bit perk up those tits a little bit do some chest presses something do some squats you have the ability to change that perception of you i always tell girls go to a nudist resort go to a nudist beach don't have don't get nude or anything like that just watch the women you'll see these women who are confident in their own skin they got some big girls you got some big mamas there where they're 300 pounds and you got some 150 pounders you got 100 pounders and they're all confident they're all letting this shit hang out because they don't give a fuck because they dealt with their shit they've dealt with their bullshit all right they realize not all women are made the same we're all different you know and you think what you have is horrible think about a guy think about a guy in the swinging lifestyle where hey you know what your cock size will determine if a couple will fuck with you how do you feel about that something that we cannot control as the size of a cock we have to worry about because couples don't want to fuck with us and and if you don't believe me go online eight inches or more we'd want hung we want this we want that i cannot help what i'm being given until they able to have a cheap surgery where i could get an eight inch cock put on me i'm fucked so is every other guy who's in the same boat Thank you.
until they able to have a cheap surgery where i could get an eight inch cock put on me i'm fucked so is every other guy who's in the same boat but do i worry about it no i had to deal with that bullshit as i was young i got i was lucky i got it done young where i was able to say you know what i'm gonna learn how to eat pussy well great i'm gonna be the best pussy eater that woman ever had. I'm going to lick her asshole better than anybody else. I'm going to make her fucking squirt by just eating her pussy. And I crafted that and I honed that into my repertoire.
And I had to deal with that shit. Women have to do the same thing, but they're always worried about their body.
Now, the jealousy part, that's another big one that men i think have to do more with especially when we have these opp one penis policy couples that come into the club we're not gonna fuck with no dudes we want girls we want a single woman well it's easier i will my advice to couples are looking for a single girl get a hooker go get a hotel room pay a hooker to come and fuck both of you and go on with your life because it's probably a lot simpler you're going to save yourself a lot of time because for one sometimes the guy's just too creepy about it and pressures the other girl into fucking having a threesome whereas i tell you this you stay the fuck out of the conversation between the wife and the other girl you just sit in the corner hoping and praying your wife can seal the deal because you're going to be the creeper that's going to stop it all right you have to get away but you have to realize your wife is going to have feeling well not feelings but desires of another man another man penis your wife wants another man's penis to insert her vagina at some point in her life sorry dudes you do not there is no such thing as the magic cock there isn't one guy out there no bbc no blw bwc cock is out there that will satisfy the woman forever hit the thing you are going to want have to deal with your jealousy gentlemen your wife is going to fucking moan like she never moaned before with another guy that is not a bad thing that's a great thing because you know what's going to happen she's going to want to come back for more honey let's go back to the club i had a great time last saturday and guess who benefits from that you the husband because you know what maybe there's no cock there for her maybe there's a couple she likes and she wants to fucking swap oh my god now you're getting fucking new pussy and i'm telling you new pussy and new cock is great you get that feeling when you fuck another person for the first time that's the greatest feeling a lot it's not like you're fucking someone for 20 years it does become you know a little boring and all that that's why you know some people start swinging goes their sex lives got boring but when you meet that woman for the first time you meet that new dude for the first time I don't know the endorphins or whatever it comes out of your brain it's fucking great because it's new all right you have to deal with your jealousy gentlemen I don't think, women, I hear women jealous that much but you know there there are i'm sure there are i don't know tell me email me at swinging single podcast at gmail.com let me know if you're a jealous woman i know i have seen women oh i don't share okay well i'm not i'm not here to share you aren't sharing me i'm going to share you with my boys so you don't have to worry about me she's fucking other women so that's one thing so the men really have to deal with one your jealousy another guy might fuck your girl better than you it's okay because you know what you're the man you're the husband you allow that to happen so she has to be very thankful for you and if she fucking ends up fucking leaving you for this dude she was going to leave you anyways so you have to be able to communicate with her go honey i don't want you to fuck any guy with a fucking huge cock honey i don't want you to fuck any guy with a small cock honey i don't want you to fuck any asian guys lat huge cock.
Honey, I don't want you to fuck any guy with a small cock. Honey, I don't want you to fuck any Asian guys, Latin guys, black guys, white guys, whatever it is. You have to communicate with her, but you're going to have to set aside your, I don't say misogyny, your insecurities about yourself and allow your lady to have a good time.
If she has a great time, you, I guarantee you're going to have a a great time yourself all right so ladies get with your insecurities your body's great we love you all there are guys out there that love thick women me included gentlemen your cock is not magic you have to allow your woman to be who she wants to be with if that means a fucking 10 inch cock that's going to destroy her pussy for a day letter because you will benefit from that destroying of her Thank you.
she wants to be with if that means a fucking 10-inch cock that's going to destroy her pussy for a day letter because you will benefit from that destroying of her pussy because she'll want more and you'll become like a drug and she'll become addicted and you'll be thanking me later just email me at swinging single podcast at gmail.com and you can say thank you ac for helping me out the other things too that can be a downside to swinging would be like the miscommunication issues oh hell yeah those arise a lot especially if you and your partner have a hard time communicating to begin with so it's really important to make sure that you get all of those I guess you can say like knots and kinks dealt with before you get into the swinger lifestyle work on your communication with your partner because that's going to be the number one thing in the lifestyle so what she's saying is you got to decide what what are your rules do you play with anybody any age any race any sex stuff like that what are you looking for are you looking for a guy for a threesome are you looking for a couple to swap are you looking for a female now if you're looking just for i don't i hate this i have to say this if you're just looking for a girl i'm cool with it i'm just saying it's a lot easier sometimes let the woman do the girl thing gentlemen stay the fuck away from that conversation if you meet a single girl at a club you know what your wife and her are best friends now you are far away don't admit don't talk let the girl do it because you'll be you'll creep the shit out of the girl and guess what she'll be gone to another couple and i don't care if you're looking for a single girl that's fine you know i know where i'm wanted and that's fine with me so you got to figure out what you want all right you got to communicate that me i want my partners to be with men i want her to be with men and sometimes women and all that now would ac love new pussy sure but it's not my When I take my girl or my girls to a club my goal is for them to have sex with other men and couples i'm not worried about me because this is what my thing is if my girl's happy she's gonna want to come back if my girl's unhappy she's not gonna want to come back so i gotta make sure she's having the time of her life when she's going make sure we're going out we're dancing we're you know we're doing stuff that she likes to do when we're at the club because we like to do and we hate that when we go to tpc or any of these clubs they don't dance anymore what the fuck man come on dance all right the music ain't that bad they play some decent music you know you could dance to it but you know what it seems like ever since after covid no one wants to dance anymore but hey you know maybe that will change so definitely communication now is communication number one i have to disagree with it's not number one i think the second one where it talks about the insecurities and all the misogyny that she was talking about which you know misogyny is a young person's word and all that all she was saying is guys you're not magic dicks you have to let your girls fuck who she wants to fuck i think that's more important than the community i think communication is number two on that because if you're insecure don't matter how your communication is you're still going to be fucking shit up all right so let's see what else she's got another thing too is trust issues can arise from the trust and let me say, if your partner and you already have trust issues, don't get into the swinger lifestyle.
If your partner has multiple times cheated on you, swinging is not for you. Hello. Haven't you guys seen that happen here on TikTok? No.
You do have to have trusting that your partner's not going to go off and fuck someone and all that as long as they like me as long as they tell me i'm going to go out and do something go have fun you know i want you to enjoy it go enjoy it come back to me and let me reclaim that pussy but you know some people don't i had girlfriends where i told me i'm a swinger and you know if you ever want to fuck another dude you know i'm down for that let's go do it then find out later that they were fucking cheating on me for all those months or you know however they were i go and i asked them why did you just fucking say let's go fuck another dude you know you didn't have to go fucking behind my back and cheat on me you know it's always the same bullshit well i'm really not into that but yet okay but you're willing to fuck another dude behind my back when i'm saying it's perfectly okay you know what we don't have to split roast you we don't have to have a threesome i would just love to watch i want to see that you know this is oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i go well know what?
I can't deal with that shit because we're not married or anything like that. So, you know, there's no reason to fucking Even bother going any further in this relationship and I tell people that I don't understand that So trust issues you have to have trust and all that to make sure everything's going smoothly and everything's gonna be great because you know what?
It does happen listen we're not fucking perfect people you're going to go out to vegas and there's going to be some lady there or some guy there that's going to be not your husband not your wife you're going to want to fuck now is that okay if the person knows about it say hey honey i met this guy you know i'm going to play with him is that okay you know sure yeah sure no problem go ahead take some pictures for me send them to me please and that same thing girls hubby goes to vegas you know shit happens so you gotta have that trust where you know nothing's gonna you're not gonna fuck me over and all that all right let's see what else?
There's also some health risks associated with swinging. Okay. So I will be 100% honest. nothing's gonna you're not gonna fuck me over and all that all right let's see what else there's also some health risks associated with swinging okay so i will be 100 honest most swingers are very safe and very much sex positive so you know they do put in you know a lot into testing themselves and making sure that they use protection but there still is a health risk for STDs and STIs. So that's one thing to consider. Let's be honest. Buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy, or low quality.
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Yeah, I don't understand why people don't think you can get tested all you want you're still in the possible risk of getting the std and it's just one of those things you know and it might you know it might be from just making out kissing you know stuff like that you get an std like that comitius gonorrhea syphilis and all that stuff you just got to be very careful and just be smart about everything now they have pills i i can't i can't say it's d proxy pep where it protects you if you have unprotected sex you take it within three days you take the pill and it take kills off the viruses and you don't you can't get it you can't transmit it to anybody they got prepped for the hiv and all that so you got things you protect yourself with and hopefully some people are doing that i'm looking into all this stuff to see to protect myself and the partners i have uh just to make sure even though you know you play with condoms and all that so you still even with condoms you still can get something so you know you gotta always take a risk but you know everyone says i don't want to get into swinging because of the stds and all that i go well you know what what's the difference between you going to a bar picking up some dude brawl dogging them Thank you.
So, you know, you got to always take a risk, but you know, everyone says, I don't want to get into swinging because of the STDs and all that. I go, well, you know what, what's the difference between you going to the bar, picking up some dude, brawl dogging them that night and not getting an STD. There is no difference. You can get it anywhere. It's not like, well, swingers are the only ones going to get STDs. Everyone else, heterosexual couples will never get it. No, that's not true. Everybody has, can get it. And everybody has to get it if they have sex of any kind.
It don't matter if you're having a one-on-one session or a fucking gangbang or whatever. You still can get STDs, guys. So get tested. Just protect yourself and enjoy life. Because you know what? If you're going to be scared of everything, don't get in the car. Don't ever get on the airplane.
Wrap wrap yourself in bubble that bubble wrap and have a great time in your life because that's what it is we all live dangerous lives we drive we do all stuff so just be smart about it and enjoy life as much as you can biggest downsides is the social stigma associated with swinging you really can't You can't be out and proud still in 2023 as a swinger unless you have a job that allows it unless you know you're not afraid of you know your kids finding out your parents finding out and not everybody has the privilege of safety within their job as I do as my partner does as many of the people who you see who are out and proud not everybody has that you know privilege not everybody has the privilege of having you know family members who will be okay with it like me and brad do um and some of our family members still aren't okay with it but you know that's the one thing is that swinging even in 2023 is still considered something that is taboo so that's one thing to consider as well you don't know who's going to find out that you're a swinger and that can be scary you know you could be the talk around town and sometimes that's a little crazy like what if you're a big you know politician or what if you're like a famous actor or somebody who's very influential and people start talking about your lifestyle choices that can be scary.
Yeah like I always tell people I don't tell no one my best friend doesn't know I do this no one I do this. Only people that know I do this are the people at the clubs, the people that listen to this, and that's it. This is purely an activity I do on my own for myself, and no one else needs to know about it. There are people I know that tell everything to everyone. We're swingers.
their kids they tell their fucking family and all that i say i always tell them they will know i'm a swinger when i'm dead when they clean out my closet they will find all the swinging shit i have and all that stuff and my computer and that's when they're going to know i'm never going to talk to my son about this if he ever came up to me said hey my dad you know my me and the wife are you know she talked about head swinging i'm like okay then i'll you know offer my father the advice but i'm not gonna go son oh that's good when i was your age i was swinging i was banging three four chicks and like no that's never gonna come out of my mouth with him because you know i'm his father i'm not his best friend i'm his dad i'm gonna give him dad advice i'm gonna make sure he does the right thing make sure he's safe and protected and all that and with these couples you have to worry about who does know you know you got a job the job thing's bullshit i think that's bullshit that whatever i do outside of my work should not affect my employment status i always thought that that's kind of some bullshit that they always do with teachers doctors and all that stuff lawyers who gives a fuck i don't give a fuck what my teacher does as long as he's teaching my kid what he's supposed to be teaching math science social studies reading writing whatever whatever they do outside of school they want to get fucked by a bunch of 20 year old dudes eight 25 year old dudes i don't care because you know what there are people out there that don't swing that are pieces of shit pieces of shit you know drug addicts alcoholics and i would try to have my son's teacher fucking a bunch of people than fucking doing drugs drinking alcohol and all that and you know possibly hurting people i don't see this as hurting people you only hurt yourself so uh i do there's a still will always be a stigma to i don't think it's ever going to change i don't think people are going to be fine with it because you got to remember 90 of the people on this planet earth think that we're pieces of shit what we do and that's okay all right so what they don't like it too bad i know i'm going to live my life the way i want to live my life am i going to swing forever no i'm there gonna be a time when ac is gonna hang it up and say forget about it now will i go to nudist resorts yeah because i like getting that all around tan it's always fun to look at uh the nice looking ladies and that's why i go to look at those nice looking ladies so uh yeah you really have to be very careful who you tell because it could bite you in the the ass.
You know, that best friend you think is your best friend. You tell him that your wife loves fucking other dudes or your life loves eating fucking pussy and all that. But guess what might happen? That dude might rat you out to the whole goddamn city. Now, I'm lucky I live in the city of Houston. It's the fourth largest city. I don't live in a small town. Now, I can only imagine if I lived in a small town in South Dakota somewhere where people find out me and the wife, the missus, love the fucking partner swap and shit like that. Things are going to really be interesting then.
But with me, I get lost. With people in the big city, we get lost in the crowd. So it's a little more easier for us to navigate that social stigma and all that. you know it is what it is i always say if you i hadn't seen people i work with at a swinger club before and people go oh my god i couldn't i can't do it because if i saw someone and all what do i do i go you don't do nothing because you know why swinger clubs are not advertised you don't see a swinger club advertised swingers den come on in and partner swap. You don't see it on TV. You don't see that.
You only see it on your internet and you have to Google swingers. You can't just say Google something and it's anything that's not going to pop up. So if they're there, guess what? They're there to fucking partner swap too and have sex. So it's all fine.
so you're going to be okay if you see someone there and don't worry about them telling anybody else because guess what all you got to do is well how did they know i was at the swingers club they must have been there too so you don't really have to worry about someone saying anything to you about going to a swinger club if they see you there i have seen people i worked with i just say hello and i don't even talk about it they want to talk about it but i don't talk about it go listen you want to talk about it let's go to the club we'll talk about saturday night other than that i don't want to talk about it it's done we're done and over with okay one of the other downsides to swinging is the impact that it could have on your current relationship.
You never know what the impact is. That's one of the last things I'm going to have on this. It is. You've got to worry about how is it going to change you? Will it change you for the better? Or is it going to change you for the worse? Are you not going to like seeing your wife's back end blown out by some dude? Are you not going to...
Is your wife not going to love you fucking another woman do you do something different you know when you have to do the same stuff over and over to your wife if you fucking finger fuck one girl you better finger fuck your wife because then she's gonna ask well he never finger fucks me but he finger fucks her all the time he makes her squirt but he don't make me squirt all the time he makes her come, but he don't make me come all the time. So you got to be able to decide if it's going to hurt your relationship.
I always say it, 80% shouldn't be doing this, but yet they still do it and it hurts the relationship. Can it enhance your relationship? Absolutely. It can enhance your relationship.
It can make everything better and all that but you know sometimes it's just not worth it maybe you should become a soft swap where that is you fuck but you only you fuck you'll have you'll take another couple but you'll fuck in the same room but you're not swapping that might be something that you're more into you know you get to watch another person fuck you get to be watched getting fucked and all that and that might be for you swapping partners is wholly different you know on a different realm and all that so you know you got to watch out what you're doing because you don't want to sit there and ruin a good relationship for fucking sex um like i said go to the club maybe that's all you need is go to the club fuck at the club talk about the girls the hot looking girls the hot looking dude guys that are there how they're dressed and all that your your wife can dress up slutty like the rest of the girls she could dance around in a nice thong and little starkers stockings and garter belts shake her little ass in front of you go take her back pound the fucker and blow her back out in the back come home come come back do us to do it all over again dance and all that so there's some things you can do all right you don't have to be full swap but if you are going to go full swap make sure you are in the right frame of mind do not i repeat do not think this is going to save your marriage you're going it could affect your marriage for the negative and i have seen it ac has seen it in the 20 plus years i have been swinging i have seen many couples divorce in this lifestyle because it just was not for them and it's okay things gonna happen life happens so i don't know so i would just be very careful and all that but that was swinger chick sexy swinger chick 91 and she has some really good advice i think and i like her because she really tackles a lot of the issues that the swingers have like with the opp one penis policy bullshit that happens she really goes after those people and i like that because i feel like she's standing up for the single guys I'll see you next time.
the issues that the swingers have like with the opp one penis policy bullshit that happens she really goes after those people and i like that because i feel like she's standing up for the single guys in this lifestyle we're not all bad we're not all pieces of shit like your husband tells you that we all are and all that so i really like her so go support her sexy swinger chick 91 i don't know if she has a i don't know if she has a podcast i don't know if she has a only fans if she does go subscribe to her please because it's really good and she does a really good job she is young she's in her early 30s which i'm very proud of that a young lady in her early 30s has her shit together a lot of them don't they all think they're fucking hot and shit and they don't they their shit don't stink but this one you could tell she is pretty fucking cool and hopefully if i ever get to meet her i'll get to tell tell her how cool she is and all that Thank you.
Their shit don't stink, but this one, you can tell she is pretty fucking cool. And hopefully if I ever get to meet her, I'll tell her how cool she is and all that. All right, so that's the downsides of swinging. I could have done a whole fucking podcast on that. So I'm going to take out, skip out the lifestyle rules that we have. We'll do that for another one.
We're going to talk about my date with a single female single vanilla in which i am so glad you know i have people in my life that can really help me because one person introduced me to this uh i can only do a whole episode on this what's it like dating sweet vanilla girls versus swinging girls so i have dated many of each so I'm going to have a lot to say about it I'm getting my notes down I'm writing stuff down getting my notes because I really want to go over that because I really think that's interesting that there are major differences in dating vanilla and dating swingers all right and you might think it's the positive might be negative who knows i don't know i haven't gone into it so you know i'm got a day off friday night it's friday night i don't like to really do much on a friday night i like to relax because you know you get off work you work from i get up at five in the morning I don't like to really do much on a friday night i like to relax because you know you get off work you work from i get up at five in the morning so going out late is sucks i don't really hate going out late on friday night so saturday night's the night i prefer to go out or unless i have a don't have to work friday you know you got a holiday whatever and you can go out thursday night the friday night's cool to go out so you know i find this single woman who is a nice thick latina uh very beautiful great ass she has a really fucking you could bounce a quarter off her ass for a thick girl you know it's not saggy it's fucking plump but she's only 20 i think she's only 26 so you she's got, let's be honest, buying cannabis shouldn't be complicated, sketchy or low quality.
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But she was telling me she's very interested in the lifestyle because she wants to try the the stuff and i'm like okay i'll you know i'll guide you i'll teach you you know ac loves teaching people so i'll take you to some places that i know of here and you know in the city and we'll go out and do stuff you know what and i ask her what's she looking for well she really doesn't know she just wants to experience it she doesn't know i go are you looking for a threesome with two guys two girls are you bisexual she says she's bisexual so she i'm guessing she's going to be down for partner swapping and uh going down on women and all that so i asked her all that she's interested in a threesome with two men getting split roasted and all that so it's a possibility that she was she's going to have some good times i'm gonna have some good times with her you know teaching her the lifestyle and all that so we're just talking bullshit and finally we decide to meet up i go let's go meet up let's go have dinner and all that and we decide to go where then she before we even meet up she's like well can you take me to the nudist resort and i'm like oh you really want to go to the nudist resort she says yeah i'll go so i said all right so let's still meet up for dinner then we'll head over after dinner we'll head over to the nudist resort all right so we go meet for dinner and we have i have my seizure salad i don't eat that much because uh i'm on the ozempic.
So, you know, I don't have that big of an appetite. She orders her food. We talk, we bullshit and all that. And we talk a little more about the lifestyle, what she's looking for, what she has done in the past and all that stuff. She talked about her sugar daddy and all that. So I was like, oh, okay. So that's great. You have a sugar daddy.
So I don't have to worry about being a sugar daddy great so with that we finally go okay we're done let's go are you ready to go to the new store she's like hell yeah i'm ready and she was very gun-ho about so she was very excited about going i was like this could be a really good you know a good person to hang out with you know even outside the lifestyle because you know she sounds like she's really game for anything so we go and it's in the middle of the country this new resort's in the middle of the country so it's kind of like fuck it's real it's nighttime it's dark as shit there's no lighting anywhere so we're fucking traveling on these dirt roads and i'm like fuck this girl probably thinks i'm gonna kill her which i didn't do no ac doesn't want to go to prison so i ain't gonna kill no one and plus i don't really give a fuck that much to kill anybody anyways so we're driving and we get to the not uh the resort and she really liked it because it's live oaks resorts live oaks resorts very nice resort um unfortunately i they don't it's not a lot of people there a lot of times i wish they would do stuff to i know what they could do to get people out there but you know that's just my that's my opinion it's no one else's opinion i just think that they should allow people to fuck anywhere in the pool in the hot tub any time of day like secrets does and just go with the whole swinger lifestyle i can't you know swingers pay the bills nudists are minimalist they don't pay they don't want to spend any money nudists will plop down like i said three thousand dollars for a weekend but hey it's not my resort so we get there there's not a lot of people there and she was impressed by what was all in there.
I showed her the, you know, obviously the pool, the nightclub, the recreation area they had in there. And we went to a playhouse where you can go fuck and all that. So we get in there. We go decide to go in the club, Larry to go hang out. It was about, you know, it was a decent size.
And there's like 10, 10 12 12 people in there and all that and you know i like club larry club larry is nice they got those nice little white couches there you sit down relax drink and you'll be merry so there's not much there and she's like fuck it can we go in the water because she wants to go in the hot tub i'm like okay let's go in the hot tub because like i said i want her to have a great time so i'm going To make sure she does have a great time So I'm going to do what she wants to go in the hot tub i'm like okay let's go in the hot tub because like i said i want her to have a great time so i'm going to make sure she does have a great time so i'm going to do what she wants to do so we're there sitting in the hot tub you know there's another couple in there she's the other couple's drunk as fuck girl we're not fucking around we're not here for them anyways because i don't want to overwhelm her with fucking okay go fuck that couple i want her to ease into it so like i said before i want her to enjoy it so she comes back for more that's the whole game gentlemen you gotta want your girl to want to come back for more so as much as i would love her to go over there stick her fucking face and got get a girl's pussy, I can't be fucking annoying and say, do it.
So the other couple, they finally take off. They're hammered as shit. The girl's staggering and all that. And she's kind of like me. She likes listening to people watching. She likes listening. But she really eavesdrops in their conversations and all that. Because she's asking me, what are they saying? What are they saying? I'm like, I don't know what the hell they're saying. I'm just enjoying the view I got in front of me. So finally, we go. We go and decided to go fuck. So we go to the room where they're at. Where they have the fuck rooms. And it's pretty nice. It's not anything spectacular.
It's no secrets or anything like that.
But it's pretty nice it's not anything spectacular it's no secrets or anything like that but it's pretty nice and you got beds and all that so you know i go back well actually you know what the funny thing is before we even went in the thing i fucking ate her out made a squirt in a parking lot so i you know i got her primed up for action so we go to the fuck rooms she takes drops her towel i throw her on the bed and i go down on her again and i'm fucking licking her pussy fingering her you know fingering her at the same time telling her come here and her fucking and it's one of those times where you get that nice fucking the clit of her pussy starts engulfing in blood and gets bigger and bigger in my mouth and i'm sucking in fingering her and i could feel her about to come and i'm fucking fingering her and fingering her boom she pops she explodes squirts all over my fucking face it's like it's like a waterfall come in my face and all that so you ever seen those movies where they give a mouth-to-mouth to the guy who's drowning and they spit in the person's face that will that's what it was like for me so i'm like oh so i'm fucking fingering her i stopped eating her out i fucking fingered her hard and fast real fast and boom she squirts more and it's fucking all over the place the bed was soaked this is one of the most i ever seen a girl squirt and it was all over the bed i mean we fucked and ruined that bed so we you know and all that so we're trying to hopefully we didn't do anything bad to the sheets so anyways so i get done making our square three or four more times and the bed is fucking gone i mean half the bed is also i got pictures to prove it i can put pictures up on my twitter and all that so i can prove it anyone wants me to send a picture, go to swingandsingopodcast at gmail.com.'ll send you the pictures to prove it so finally we get done she starts sucking my dick and all that and god damn man and i like she could suck a good dick and i'm like stop it stop it i'm gonna fucking blow my load before it even starts so you know she gets on top of me she's riding me and all that and i saw i have this kind of funny because on twitter i saw big girls they say big girls can't ride cock and i'm like well i and i go back to yesterday i go well this big that big girl rode my cock like a fucking uh bronco bull you know she was on top of me she was going up and she's on her knees she she wasn't laying on her thing she was on her knees like a catch her fucking bouncing up and down and this wasn't for a fucking a minute she was up there for five ten minutes bouncing up and down and all that and squirting all over me and like i said that bed was fucking toast they better change that bed at live oaks i don't know if it's gonna be hygienic or anymore but anyways so finally she i get done she gets tired you know then she does something that i oh my god these people next door anyways so next so she's up there and sorry everybody but i'm you know i'm in a podcast studio and they have bands all over it's fucking loud as shit and all that so i gotta get my own i'm trying to find something to bring to my the upside down pineapple studios but back to my story so she stopped she gets tired so i'm like you know i'm gonna fucking you know fuck it if i bust a nut or not because when i get into the doggy style and i see that ass and it's like fuck i just i blow my load quick so i know it's over when i'm gonna do so i was probably in her fucking for a minute in doggy style, and I fucking blew my load.
And I was like, boom, I was done. And it was a nice fucking load and, you know, pulsating and having all that stuff inside and all that. So, you know, wearing a condom, it was all good, all safe and all that. So it was great. It was a great night. So after that, we sat down, we had a conversation.
We talked about all kinds of other other stuff how she really liked the place she wants to do more stuff she's really interested in doing other things with me and all that so you know it's a great thing when you can make a connection that's a connection right there because we both enjoy the same stuff now she's not looking for a boyfriend or anything like that she's just looking for someone to fuck and have protect her she wants to do threesomes orgies and stuff like that she just wants someone there to protect her to make sure everyone's protecting is wearing protection and all that that's why where i come in like i said i always protect the women first women always need to be protected because there's all assholes out there that would try to slip off a condom and enter inside a woman i've seen it happen it happen at a couple places.
So that was Friday night. We took off. We got done at 11. We just took off. There was really not much people there. It was the same old, same old and all that. So Saturday nights are a good night to go to the live folks. Friday nights is a good night to go if you want to relax and all that. She asked me about the playrooms and anyone ever in there.
I go, well, you know, only one time I've ever been time i ever been in there i saw another couple usually just me and the other person that i'm with and all that so i just never see anybody other than the person i saw one couple i even asked a couple do you want to fuck my girl they declined it you know that so that was fine and all that but you know we don't like i said i don't ever see anyone use that uh play area but you know i'm not there all the time so you know saturdays are coming and when saturday comes it's very good uh i recommend going to live oaks during the day enjoy the day too bad the private rooms are not open during the day so you go fuck and all that but you know it's not my place whatever so that is my i think that's going to be it 52 minutes okay good all right so i'm going to get on out of here ac is going to do some stuff and and take off and enjoy his saturday night let's see what i got so with that i hope to see you guys again remember full swap radio.com is where you can get all my swinging podcasts and others like for our play accidental swingers the friends with the twist uh in bed with strangers there's so many more you go to full swap radio.com you can see those people and get to hear some great stories from other couples and all that uh let's see what else remember gentlemen shave your cock and balls no one wants to suck on a fucking forest down there so you know what you don't want hair on your pussy don't have hair on your balls it's only good what's good for the goose is good for the gander gentlemen uh also you know i got some merch if you want some hats swinging single podcast has some shirts let me know uh you can find me at swinging single podcast at gmail.com you can find me at swinging single m on twitter uh and all that tick tock i don't know anything about tick tock i guess tick tock is at swinging single podcast you go to tick tock find me on there do some little cuts up of my podcast some of the animation like i said identity is withheld also gentlemen if there are any gentlemen out there in the houston area or anywhere in the world that would love to come on and discuss themselves as a single swinger uh i would love to hear you i want to have a round table of single men so we can discuss our issues that we have in the lifestyle you know so many times we hear about the couples and all that we just don't hear about us men and and all that so i would love to hear that so with that world keep on swinging and have a wonderful day It stops me moving.
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