Valentines Day Gift Ideas
in Open Forum ·
Brandy and blaze want to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day. Like I told blaze this morning, honey I have my hard on for you.
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in Jokes and Funnies ·
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's Day. What do single guys have? They have palm Sunday.
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When a girl visits you in cold weather. Just remove the W on weather and divide the remaining letters in two equal parts. If you understand, send us a message.
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Remember, a stork might bring you a baby???? but a swallow, never will.
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Here's to nipples Without them titties would be pointless
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My girlfriend just found out she's adopted. She's devastated and keeps asking, why didn't they want me? I comforted her a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to the more tears. On reflection, banging her from b…
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in Jokes and Funnies ·
Having a vagina is just one more thing a woman can rub in a man's face.
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Here's a little Johnny joke Little Johnny is in the bathroom with his mom the little boy asked, mom, what's that hairy thing? Mom replies, that's my sponge. Oh yes, says little Johnny the babysitter got one and I seen her washing daddy's f…
Best Worst Pickup Lines
in Jokes and Funnies ·
This one's my best pick up line, I have a black belt in eating pussy. I'm a tongue, fu master.
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Remember, a stork might bring you a baby. But a swallow, never will.
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Remember, a stork might bring you a baby. But a swallow, never will.
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So I was at Walmart earlier today. The lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy do these turkeys get any bigger? The stock rep replied with a straight face no ma'am they're dead.…
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To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it to get it in, you push it! damn threading a needle at any age is no joke! what were you thinking?
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in Jokes and Funnies ·
If men are from Mars and woman are from Venus. I assume those other genders were pulled out of Uranus..
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The difference between me and Superman is: Superman The difference between me and Superman is: Superman has he has supervision: Me I require supervision.
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My girlfriend tells me she enjoys, looking at my face, especially when it’s between her legs.
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I was raised to always finish my food. So I don’t care how bad your legs are shaking, I’ll be done when I’m done.
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For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you could get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of woman are against marriage. Why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little s…
Seriously - any 60-70 couples still in the game?
in Senior Swingers ·
Yes we are, until they throw dirt on us that is when we will stop. Still to much fun to have and meet new people.
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Me: There were two guys in a bar. One guy asked the other if they were 99 dicks on the wall how many would you choke on? My friend: none Me: than you must be a pro
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Some people wake up and feel like 1 million bucks. Me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
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How could someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? You could just call them and say you can't come?
Bad funny pickup lines. Add your own.
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What do women and turtles have in common? Once they're on their back, they're both fucked.
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Me: do you have a phone in your back pocket? Her: what are you talking about? Me: because that ass is calling me
To my friend best friend and then we became lovers
in Open Forum ·
To Anna We started off being friends then we became best friends then we became lovers The woman that stole my heart I want to write you a love note With my tongue as the pen With the space between your legs As the paper I want you to expe…
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in Jokes and Funnies ·
My neighbors complained about me groaning to loud this morning, If they only knew I was just trying to put my socks on.
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What do panties and nail polish have in common With a little bit of alcohol they both come right off
Is oral enough for women to be satisfied?
in Finding Playmates ·
My partner very oral with the guys, and she loves having oral performed on her to orgasm
When is it the time to quit swinging
in Senior Swingers ·
When they are throwing dirt on me
Name something else that WTF stands for
in Games ·
with three fingers
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ME: I asked my girlfriend what is the best water slide for kids. HER: She said I don't know ME: I said your throat.
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What does a vagina and the weather have in common. When its wet time to go inside.
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A blonde goes to a gynecologist. When the Dr asks what her problem is, she said something really weird is going on... I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina !!! The Dr starts the examination start laughing. those aren't…
every one wears stockings and garters?
in Lingerie ·
A woman in stocking and heels, with lip stick OMG now that has my full attention.
Bad funny pickup lines. Add your own.
in Jokes and Funnies ·
Honey are you from outer space, she reply why, because your ass is out of this world