What's for Dinner
Nothing to be sorry about NJ. I'll put a pot of Kentucky bluegrass and some California sinsemilla on next week and invite you over for a bite...or some other oral pleasure. BT
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Last year, I dressed as a pirate, DRANK a few too many tankards of ale, and invited the two wenches in my charge to walk my plank. To be FRANK, they shivered my timber. Yes. They. Did. Mr. A
Simple Pleasures
A virtual blow? What good is that?
Simple Pleasures
Watch out! She can grapple and she bites!
What's for Dinner
I suggest a road trip. Maybe a little college football tailgating?
What's for Dinner
I was traveling most of the day today. So, now that I'm back in NOLA, besides helping Fun reinforce the fencing around his property and refill the moat, I'm catching up on my forum reading and cooking up a batch of Snark Tale Soup. Mr. A
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
And hopefully, a tour of their friends... OT: On top of a 20' boardroom table. The wood was hard.
Just Wondering
Grandma's Hands, recorded live... Reminds me of my tiny, 4'9" maternal grandma. OT: JW if the Snickers bar will help. Mr. A
Name game with a TWist
Floyd Lawson
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Next summer? Bet it'll be one of our favorite MEETS and Greets.
Name game with a TWist
Denver Pyle
Name game with a TWist
Inez, you want to use the first two letters of the last name. So, "Sc" is where you'd start. Dern pesky rules... ;-)
word association
Coneheads
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Abe Lincoln Something in the Politics thread had me recalling this one.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
The Prepositional Phrase Ramblers ~ better catch them early cuz they're not on here that much.
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I love it when she DEEMS it appropriate to roll out he Bi...lingual skills.
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Well, we can always DREAM, can't we?
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Maybe it'll take a breach of Data SCARE to make that happen.
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I'll meet you under the stars and bring my SPORK, or maybe my spoon.
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I'll meet you under the stars and bring my SPORK, or maybe my spoon.
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I'll meet you under the stars and bring my SPORK, or maybe my spoon.
What's for lunch?
Bennnies? Those are drugs, right? Well, that would explain a lot.
Simple Pleasures
Bill Withers Interview - CBS This Morning
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Yup, we'd all be LIARS. The lowly male, single or coupled is oft SLAIN by their wit. Not to sound too guttural, but lucky is he who NAILS one.
Latest received or given Blow Job
So, now I got Tigg whoring me out? Ok. I can roll with it.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
I watch Mrs. A look down, and I swear she gets a high 5 in return.
Latest received or given Blow Job
I stole it...
Latest received or given Blow Job
That's the spirit!! Mr. A " Blowjobs are like flowers for men."
Latest received or given Blow Job
Scamp, that's quite a HT right there! -Last weekend...nothing like women who are enthusiastic in their sharing.
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So, a beautiful view SEALS the deal?
So, whatcha drinking
A Green's Amber Ale. From Belgium, and Gluten-free. Have to say, I miss the gluten.
Just Wondering
BLT, yes, it was definitely the response I was expecting for. NJNY, I remember those days on the NY subway system. Summer's were by far the worst.
Just Wondering
BLT - I'll bet my post sounded pretty stupid, huh?
Just Wondering
I read an article about that very subject once. Then again, it might not actually have been about the same subject, but it was reasonably close as far as I care to remember, in that I really don't recall if I read the article at all. It wa…
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Dumb as a Rock ~ The Rolling Stoned
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Guns and Needles ~ Her Nips Were Made for Piercing
Just Wondering
Kell, I'm not familiar with Baubax, but I do dress in a sports coat when I travel. I typically wear it with jeans and a cotton/linen or silk shirt. Take it off while flying and store it overhead or when lucky enough to upgrade, on a hanger…
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By the way, did anyone catch the BILLS game? They sure did live up to all that preseason hype. At 2-0... Look who's BALLS might be a bit over-inflated now!
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A hill billy?? That would be SILLY! STILL, that's an interesting concept.
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Bad weather in LA? HELL'S not frozen over. It was in the 90's today and tomorrow, it'll be partly cloudy, but we're flying out. SHALL I look at a few more weather sites? ...Was in the Hollywood HILLS earlier today. Real purdy...
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the LIONS roar, the SNAILS slither, and my LOINS...well, they do whatever loins do when the blood flow gets going! Alas, my TOILS have come to an end this eve. Off to CA in 2 days. Don't wanna SPOIL any surprises, but things are looking aw…
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Well, I would agree with you more fully, but in lieu of packing extra SOCKS, I'm packing Ms. A. She'll be renting a bike, something STOCK, and riding during it during the day. At night, she'll likely ride the STICK, which for me, doesn't S…
Simple Pleasures
Congrats to you both, PG! My SP: Feeling Ms. A run her fingers through my hair while cutting it last night, and seeing my daughter look on and giggle. I'm not sure what was so funny, other than this being the first time she's cut my hair.
What's for Dinner
Braised short ribs with some wilted spinach over organic edamame pasta.
Just Wondering
Tigg, our work here is done! Mr. A
Just Wondering
@DD - "Last I looked, I didn't have a dick between my legs..." Well, clearly, there are a number of men in the fora who could help you with that. Heck, some of us would even rectify it for you, if you were into that kinda thing. Mr. A
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Scandle, Now, that was a SILLY post. Sorry. Not trying to SULLY your reputation...Well, until we meet in person anyway...
Name game with a TWist
Spud Webb
Name game with a TWist
Spud Webb
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
That's a bit better than the one LR showed me yesterday: "I have the up most respect for strong single woman."
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Well, by the time Monday rolls around, I plan to have a very satisfied look on my face. While y'all will STILL be enjoying the holiday, I'll be flying the friends skies, over mountains and HILLS- due west.
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I can't come up with a single sexy thing to say using the word TOWNS. You'd almost think I went out last night and came home with a SNOOT full. I like to think that words are my TOOLS. ...Like, some people have a way with words and others…
What's for lunch?
There's a very, very happy thought!
What's for lunch?
I made grilled cheese and warmed up some leftover White bean and tomato bisque for the kids.
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Well, to START, you should send us your dates when your plans come together. Then, look around the fora, since most of the posters around these PARTS are good friends of ours and like us, love welcoming people to our city and showing them…
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Well, to START, you should send us your dates when your plans come together. Then, look around the fora, since most of the posters around these PARTS are good friends of ours and like us, love welcoming people to our city and showing them…
Simple Pleasures
SP: Coffee, CNBC, and my pup at my feet.
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Y'all are my favorite kinda pervs, sexy and witty. Wish y'all lived closer. We'd have one heck of a time or two. Just the thought damn near BREAKS my heart!!
What's for Dinner
Wednesday night I'll whip it out again and make a dishonest woman outa ya... Sound good? Mr. A
Name game with a TWist
Stewie Griffin
What's for Dinner
Holy spell chick! That's some funny shirt right there! ...I used one large yellow opinion, if you moist know.
What's for Dinner
I put a pot of white navy beans on this am in my slow cooker. Around noon, I sauteed some opinion, celery, and diced red pepper in olive oil with some uncured bacon scraps and finished that with some chopped tomatoes and chicken stock. Let…
whats for dessert
That's a keen observation and a great point BLT. Who's AA?
whats for dessert
Tigg, Just add vodka to that lemonade for a refreshing Sunday afternoon drink or run it through a blender with a lot of ice for a kick ass slushie. - I had a slice of homemade chocolate cake with mint buttercream filling and chocolate fros…
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Something TELLS me we'll still see the occasional "fox pause" from time to time, but I STILL think this is a great idea and hope to thank KJ in person one day... Mr. A
Latest received or given Blow Job
Inez, Always better to be too much than not enough. Don't you think? ...and look at 888 over there. Sounds like someone's gonna be helping him out with his "authoritus" and his painful joint! Mr. A
Latest received or given Blow Job
Inez, Always better to be too much than not enough. Don't you think? ...and look at 888 over there. Sounds like someone's gonna be helping him out with his "authoritus" and his painful joint! Mr. A
What's for Dinner
Two wild Alaskan salmon fillets, some wilted spinach and garlic, and because I was lazy, a dollop of humus.
What's for Dinner
Had a small bowl of the white bean soup I made a few days ago and followed it up with a leftover roasted goat cheese stuffed fig wrapped in bacon with a sweetened balsamic reduction glaze. Stop! I had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch, o…
What's for lunch?
...Or you could go over and post in the Rimming thread. Just saying.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
Antoine turned a lot of people onto the art of raft building, no doubt. "Don't worry Wilson. I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on." -Tom Hanks -Castaway
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"Joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain." - 50 Cent
One word that describes you
Blissed Mr. A
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“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow r…
Fucking Friday
You can't fuck with the dead. It's fucking illegal. Even in fucking Louisiana.
Fucking Friday
Rabbit, she looks fucking nothing like Ned Beatty... PM, light a fucking religious candle and say a fucking prayer. Maybe we can get Sed, FingerFux, and PortlyPorks back to fucking liven things up a bit.
Fucking Friday
Rabbit, she looks fucking nothing like Ned Beatty...
Fucking Friday
Ms. NJ, you gots a fucking purdy mouth. Mr. A
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
Or a one-armed paper hanger. Mr. A
One word that describes you
Aww, feel better NJ... OT: Nurturin'
Post of the day award
"we write MOST people back, even if only with the thanks but no thanks. if they are people that haven't read our profile and don't fit our preferences, or are just short hello messages, or have no pics, they don't get a reply." From CopnKi…
What's for Dinner
I love steamed broccoli.
What's for Dinner
I started out with a goal and the noblest of intentions; vegan lentil soup, when suddenly, as if willed by the lord (or Bruce) almighty...or magic, a lovely smoked pork shank tumbled from my freezer. It called to me, not unlike Richard Pry…
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
Was it an idiot who shunned the safety of the jeep and opted to take his nonsensical ramblings into the open forum? (Just trying to make sure it wasn't Tigg...or me!) Mr. A
What's for Dinner
Fried speckled trout and redfish, caught during a debauched weekend of group fun at some like-minded friends' fishing camp last year. The fish held up well in the freezer. Mr. A
What's for Breakfast
I had a smoothie this morning too, but it wasn't one of those sha na na smoothies. I think it had kale in it. Mr A
What's for Dinner
Kelly on The Bridgetender's deck...I'm tired and I read that too fast, but for a split second, I had a little circulation... Mr. A
Pick my wife up in a bar
Jester, Simply a play on words...BT likes words.
What's for Dinner
Spinach salad and broiled salmon. The Mrs. hit it out of the park.
whats for dessert
..the zucchini's coming in hot and heavy...Oh, Mrs. CuriousCouple, how you do turn a phrase! Alas, I fear I will be going dessert-less this trip unless I see the yellow bird wanting to fly up high on my banana tree. ...Mrs A is an even bet…
What's for Breakfast
Lox, sliced tomatoes, capers, fresh melon and blueberries, a slice of bacon, and a wee bit of scrambled eggs.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
The Old Wive's Tail ~ Shaking All Knight Long Mr A with special tanks to Tigg
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Let it be me ~ Ray LaMontagne
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
Dressed Up Like a Duce ~ Blinded by No Lights
Simple Pleasures
What he said. Mrs. ADL
Simple Pleasures
SP: coffee and sharing the couch with Mrs. ADL.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Nicely done, NJ. Lovely Day - Bill Withers
What's for Breakfast
PG, We're hoping to pole for an hour or so tonight, if Mr. ADL has been practicing his breathing through his eyelids, that is.
What's for Breakfast
One kid home from a church mission. The other home from a conference. Each on a different side of the country. The better part of a week without my cherubs. For the first day, it was nice and quiet. Then the silence became deafening. Celeb…