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"You do not get rewarded in life when you do what you're supposed to do. You get rewarded in life when you do something exceptional. Hell, you may not even get rewarded for that. You do the right thing because it's the right thing. And no,…
"When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. "~Jean Giraudoux
perhaps you mistakenly used BenJay instead of lube? At least that sounds better than whatever else might ail you...good luck. Mrs Sav who must be forgiven for making light of what might be a bad situation.
Awakening by my honeys side to a new day with a clear mind and solid focus knowing together we can face what the future holds. Oh and of course Little Bits between us LOL. Mrs Sav
"Sarcasm an Art. If it was a Science I'd have my Ph.D ~ Good ol' Facebook
VA Sounds like one of those cases where I start thinking " Why oh why did he have to open his mouth to speak?? I liked him so much better from a distance!" Sadly that happens far too often to me ....another perfectly good fantasy shot to h…
“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night and cries when it isn’t sucking on various parts of you…
A Spider Roll and Sake ! Mrs Sav
"Being your friend is not about agreeing with you on everything. It's about telling you the truth when no one else will, even if you don't want to hear it." ~unknown
Gin and tonic with a lime.....I adore Gin ! Mrs Sav
That has to be the best simple pleasure I ve read in a long while...I can imagine how your heart melted. Mrs Sav
Delightful
Classy
"Some people still believe you should just fall in line with what's going on - and that's scary. It makes a mockery of freedom of speech." Emily Robison
A Watermelon margarita............awesome stuff
"Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball.” Craig McLay
A video of my grandson M who is not yet 2 identifying different animals and items. His sweet little voice and funny pronunciations melted my heart. Mrs Sav
"we decided to not ruin our relationship by getting to know each other too well" Amy Farrah Fowler a great philosophy LOL Mrs Sav
“If you persistently seek validation from others, you will inadvertently invalidate your own self-worth” Dodinsky
Sure company coming and I forgot Mimosa's lol. Mrs Sav
V8 ...well....... made into a Bloody Mary while the Bacon cooks, the Cinnamon rolls bake and the Hash Browns crisp, Eggs just waiting to fry. It might be early for Sunday Brunch but I'm starving today lol Happy Sunday ! Mrs Sav
A little Oxiclean can fix anything :P Mrs Sav
The greatest sound in the world is the sound of children laughing. Mrs Sav
"Fuck them !!! " Oh hell no ! Mrs Sav
drama? You mean unlike the shit in this particular thread? Maybe they'll have a come to Jesus moment too and be newly reformed LOL Sheesh talk about some snarky shit from the drama king himself! Mrs Sav
We're doing good. Not quite in the "swing" of things but that is going to take some time. This place sure is a bit brighter with you in it....feels like old home week with several of my favs returning :) Mrs Sav
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Hey SED I've been thing of you !!!!! FF........awesome news about the baby coming......we have a new grandbaby coming in Jan...I'm on pins and needles for the 12th when hopefully we will know what my daughter is having. So EXCITED. Mrs Sav
Hopefully he is laughing his ass off like I am Mrs Sav
Sarcastic mrs sav
Read quick folks, I foresee a massive delete parade coming this way. Funniest shit I've read in these forums in months. Mrs Sav
Something about flies circling sweaty balls or gnats muff diving really turns me off. It would be impossible to keep fresh on a hot summer day. mrs sav
My trouble is I am really do not want to see most people naked, never mind shaking their junk every which way . It has also been my experience that the first people naked are generally the last people in the world I'd want to see naked. I…
"nudists are very accommodating" That reminds me of those naive people who come into the Lifestyle thinking Swingers are all open minded. Some nudists are accommodating and others are narrow minded just the same as any other group of peopl…
I imagine Pluto coming out of Uranus isn't pleasant either ...best avoid those too. Mrs Sav
I'm a prude and I have clothing hangups . The idea of naked Yoga classes and people being twisted into a pretzel so my view is suddenly of their colon does not for a good time make. The last thing in the world I need or want to see is some…
"Once they stop talking to you they start talking about you!" FB gem Mrs Sav
I told you things needed to be used before they atrophy . Mrs Sav
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff. ~Ambrose Bierce
Robin williams found dead.............ugh
Don't feel too bad most adults struggle with the same concept. At least there is hope for a 15 year old
Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you chose to be happy. No person will make you happy until you decide to be happy. Your happiness will not come to you, it will come from you.
So you're telling me that your new Vanilla boy toy ,should he join this site, will not consider an email from a single female as "interest" because he isn't jaded??? Could this conversation get any more ridiculous? Whether you want to admi…
BLT , If you do not want people to comment, question or discuss your comments I'd suggest you refrain from posting them. I have no need to make you look like anything. You've done a great job of establishing where you stand when it comes t…
What happened to the theory of those who invite pay? Funny how that went by the wayside, if the same gentlemen first wrote to you and invited you to hang out there is zero doubt, based on everything you professed in previous conversation t…
So riddle me this had he taken you up on your offer would the evening be at YOUR expense? Inquiring minds want to know.... Mrs Sav
"I gave a shout out to a stupid ass SM a zillion miles away from me who posted that he was looking for a SF to hang out with possibly travel, etc. In all honesty, I was in no way attracted to him. I send him a brief note stating that if he…
OH HELL not the "heart" I was hoping we could just have a cheap meaningless affair (smirk) Mrs Sav
Hawkeye: War isn’t hell. War is war and hell is hell, and of the two war is a lot worse. Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Simple, father. Tell me, who goes to hell? Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. Th…
Guy goes into a bar and walks up to the women sitting alone. He says " Baby, I took one look at you and thought WOW I'd really like to get into your pants!" Women responds "REALLY!!! What a coincidence . I took one look at you and thought…
This is a perfect example of why not all compliments are flattering. When someone disregards your wishes or disrespects you nothing they say can be taken as a compliment. Mrs Sav
A sincere compliment is always appreciate but unfortunately far to often there is an ulterior motive . Point in case the whole topic of people in the forums who don't acknowledge when they've been complimented. A compliment is a gift and a…
and the chorus shouts AMEN SISTER! Mrs Sav
Sending a message simply to say hello is ridiculous and a complete waste of time. What is the expected response? "Hello" ?? An email is not a like an IM conversation. People do not want to play the back and forth with single sentences nice…
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A…
Non swingers have common sense? More common sense? That makes NO Sense LOL Mrs Sav
"I'm only responsible for what I say not for how you react or what you understand."
“When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.” ? Maya Angelou
"What is told in the ear of a man is often heard 100 miles away. "~Chinese Proverb What you tell others can come back and bite you in the ass, a lesson some really need to learn the hard way. Carry on! Mrs Sav
"I'm all full of bama humor lately" Does this mean you might actually say something funny at some point :P Mrs Sav
"WTF are they from Alabama " If they were from Alabama they wouldn't need an account....theys gots all dem relatives in GA just waitin on a visit for the fun ta start. Mrs SAV
Not a quote but I always wondered why people get more angry at the "taker" then the "takee" . I always found that amusing. This is especially true with women in my experience. I hear them warning others "She better stay away from my man!"…
"If someone steals your partner there is no better revenge than letting them keep them " ~ unknown
She was 8 months pregnant meeting a stranger to have sex with someone from on Craigs List .........who does that? Insane. Call me a judgmental bitch but thats twisted and soooo wrong I can't even wrap my head around it . As for the killer…
WTF "The police chief in Wyoming, a Grand Rapids suburb, said that 18-year-old Brooke Slocum was held captive before her death. Her body was found Thursday in the trunk of the suspect's car. She was eight months pregnant. Chief James Carmo…
VA, We've been down that road far more frequently with women then men. Women seem to have zero issue grabbing the goods, plopping down on your lap, trying to ram their tongues down your throat, lifting my skirt or attempting to expose some…
Grilled Lobster tails , Garden Tomatoes with Fresh Mozz and Fresh Basil salad, Garlic Knots and a bottle Crisp White Wine. Mrs Sav
WTF LOL The parking spaces outside a Chinese shopping mall are distinctive: marked out in pink, signposted "Respectfully reserved for women", and around 30 centimetres wider than normal. The slots at the Dashijiedaduhui -- or "World Metrop…
and sad at the same time. Mrs Sav
WTF " On the same day the state approved mandatory outdoor watering restrictions with the threat of $500 fines, the Southern California couple received a letter from their city threatening a $500 penalty for not watering their brown lawn."…
It's junk night......Fried Green Tomatoes and Catfish. Mrs Sav
LOL DD, Being a "Dumb Blonde " is a gift. If people assume I am dumb I don't mind playing along...actually I enjoy it. Sometimes for shits and giggles I play the part. One time several years ago I went into the local convenience store to g…
WTF........We had a squirrel destroy our bird feeder a few weeks ago, since I missed seeing the birds I finally went out and got a metal mesh one hoping it would survive more then 1 month. For a week the birds ignored it. Yesterday for the…
"Every time you want to talk it means you want me listen." ~Sheldon
VA....that is so cute.....even in the middle of the night. I'm a huge cat fan and a sucker for cute behavior. We have 2 little devils...I mean Angels and their antics crack me up even when it involves a huge mess they've just made....which…
" You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is th…
Liar Liar......Fooling no one but yourself. I am quite positive no ones been confused by your display and saw it for exactly what it is...a lame attempt to get your digs in because your ego has been severally bruised by my rejection to "fo…
The Fallen......As The Mask Slips
The Phony ~ How you like me now?
The Spineless Jelly Fish ~ No Bone To Pick With Mrs Sav
"Everyone has gone through something that changed them in some way making it impossible to ever go back to who they were." ~unknown For myself I am grateful of the changes in me that life experience has brought about. Mrs Sav
VA....I think that was a huge compliment lol and I am almost positive a rare thing among men no matter how much they might brag. That being said...... Can someone really enjoy a compliment or be flattered by someone they do not like or fin…
The issue is that you have no legal right to put them out of your home once they've established residence. The timeline on that varies state to state but in this area it is after 30 days I believe. It doesn't matter if it is a friend, a st…
DD I'm with you ! A sincere compliment needs no response in this format. Anything given with expectation of any kind of return is no longer a gift...it's a bribe. Mrs Sav
I think it means "Look at me dammit I want your attention!!" (Foot Stomp) Mrs Sav
LOU How dreadful, prayers and strength to your family WTF is the world coming to, every day a story comes out to top yesterdays shocker. Mrs Sav
Hello SED and thank you for the compliment. I read some were troubled when a compliment goes unacknowledged so I'm acknowledging LOL. I am ( we are ) getting better all the time , thanks for asking. Mrs Sav
"the beautiful" people.............Is it suppose to be some sort of insult? If the only qualification is that one can not be open to blowing random men or working a glory hole at parties for random dicks there are a lot of "beautiful" wome…
“Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.” ? Thomas Jefferson, Letters of Thomas Jefferson
"I am under no obligation to make sense to you." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Carrie I am glad to see I am not the only one who finds peace in the simple act of purging my plants of dead weight. It has long been a symbolic gesture much like the "he loves me , he loves me not" game we played as children. In order to…
SP: A few moments spent deadheading my flower pots. I have an obsessive need to rid my dozens of pots of dead flowers each day , doing so gives me a few moments of mental blackout. ....very therapeutic. It's also a bit compulsive, simply w…
“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” ?…
Hitting the low 30's, scrabbling to get my plants protected and most indoors. The cats are going to love that ...NEW TOYS to destroy lol. What happened to my 80's !!!!!!!!!! Mrs Sav
Dustin Hoffman Mrs Sav
"Work for a cause....not the applause. Live life to express....not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed ...just to make your absence felt." ~unknown Mrs Sav
Janice Joplin
"Before you can hurt my feelings you have to matter" Mrs Sav
"A court in Pakistan has withdrawn charges of attempted murder against nine-month-old baby Musa Khan, it was reported Saturday, the latest development in a case that provoked widespread ridicule. The boy appeared in court in the city of La…
What purpose do you have Petals that you'd want to identify any of the people here? That's pretty fucked up in my opinion. Mrs Sav
