We would appreciate some profile feedback

I generally don't do well reviewing couples since I'm not looking for them but since you only have your profile open to couples I'll take a stab at it. Standard disclaimer - this is all about the profile, not about you. I might like you but I really hate your profile.

Your profile is extremely off-putting. It is way too wordy - and way too negative. Most people do not spend a lot of time reading a profile (if they read it at all) so you have limited time to make a good impression and attract other people. You should be able to summarize the fun and interesting things about both of you (individually and as a couple) in less than a dozen sentences. You should be able to say what you are looking for and your fantasies in three or four sentences for each section. The legal bullshit has me rolling my eyes - how gullible do you want to appear? And your tagline is prime real estate - you are wasting it with poorly updated update info. If you want to note when you last updated text or photos put it in Additional Comments.

I gave up on your pictures after eight or ten. Please find a better way of obscuring your faces - the black sharpie isn't a good look. Velma's core photo advice is good - apply it and move all but the best dozen to another gallery if you want to keep them. Other than beach or pool photos move any scantily clad photos to a private gallery. Since you are obscuring your faces make sure you have several of the same photos in a private gallery with your faces showing - open it when initiating contact or replying to people you are interested in.

I have no specific ideas about how to appeal to other couples but I hope my observations at least give you some things to think about.

Good luck!

~Phoebert's Wife

We would not contact you because we find the looking for section negative...

You use some form of "do not" seven times. Tell us what you want, not what you don't.

You are making a bunch of demands about what those that contact you must do. PLEASE READ PROFILE. Open pics or something isn't right. We hope you will respect that.

We have all had no shows or people that don't meet our standards, whatever they might be.

But don't make that the focus of your profile.

I would keep:

Picture 1, 9,10,14, 15,19, 20 and 23.

Go to a nicer Resturant in a dress/heels and the guy in a suit or sport coat and have the waitress take your picture.

My biggest fear in reaching out to you is that you will roll in wearing WOSshop tanks and shorts. Get a nice DATE pic up pronto. When summer comes, get a pic of the two of you together at the beach.

To start, I think you are pretty good.

My biggest complaint is that you have too many pictures. As a woman, when I see 33 pictures in a gallery I don’t think : Yay! I think: “Fuck, I have to look through 33 pictures.”

Less is more. I pioneered something I call the DEBauCH method meaning that you really only need 5 pictures.

You need a pic of what you might look like on a DATE dressed nicely. You need a picture of you at an EVENT, and CrossFit is fine as an event. I use Marathons.

You need a pic at the BEACH to show off your bodies. You need a pic of the CHICK and a pic of HIM.

You have all of the elements, now start cutting. Pair your profile down to the 10 best pictures.

I opened a private gallery to show you how to take pictures - including beach and nude pictures.

Take out the legal warning. It doesn’t mean anything and pegs you as a N00B.

As a triathlete and marathon runner, I call bullshit on “we go to the gym every day.” No you don’t. You have rest days. That may impress people who don’t go to the gym, but people like me see it as cocky bullshit. I would modify it to something more realistic, because if you would lie about that, what else would you lie about?

profile looks great. she is sexy

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