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Found the old picture, might take time to to get approved.

Well, think classical Greek, not bathroom selfie with a hammer in front of your junk.

This is going to take setup and coordination with someone who knows how to take pictures.

Google "The Gangbang Girl #14" It's the one with Vanessa Chase. That's kind of what I have in mind with the construction workers. It's one of the few pornos I owned on VHS back when I was in college and got up the courage to slink into an adult video store.

Wow thanks for the ideas. I have actually done a nude with a tool in front of my junk before so I'll have to see if I can find it. Otherwise I'll make a new one. The picture of me with the hatchet is from 8 years ago. It was a really fun camping trip with my buddies while we were all in College.
The grey hair I have is both a bit of pride and shame if you get my meaning. It reminds me I'm not 18 anymore but if it helps make me look like Richard Gear I'll be OK with it.

Normally, I would suggest that you wear a suit and bla bla bla. But, I think we can do something with this blue-collar thing here.

So, one of the things I like to tell people is to create a narrative. Normally I like handsome, educated clean-cut guys. But I think you can do something with this. Kind of like the sexy handyman - "Oh, you fixed it! How can I ever repay you?"

So, a couple of things - this is going to require a friend - either male or female who is comfortable photographing you nude. If you are not comfortable having another guy photograph you nude - get over it. Remember you are the one getting laid out of the deal.

I'd like you to consider doing some nude poses with your carpenter belt covering your penis, but nude otherwise. See if you can do it on a job site, or just build a shed or something in your back yard and when the framing is up, have someone take pictures nude, but with your toolbelt working or posing sexy.

I'd also like you to consider something with a lawnmower. Maybe posing shirtless in jeans drinking a glass of lemonade with the mower at your feet like a job well done. There is a type of classic Greek statue pose where the model rests his weight on his left leg. The right leg is extended straight. The right arm is curled like he is flexing. I think if you did this pose next to a lawnmower with a glass in your right hand, it would look great.

This will take some work, but I think it would really work for you.

Uh, I think insisting on carrying a hammer while you fuck is going to cut down your chances. Plus your ability to do certain things. Maybe reconsider the "always" part? ;-)

P.S. I'm a full time carpenter so I always have a hammer in my hand haha

Made some changes. Thanks for your ideas and tips, I'll take it into consideration

Hi. Welcome. I think your profile could be a lot better than it is, plus there are things that confuse me.

First, you have two photos. In one, you're carrying a hammer and in the other it's a hand axe. I'm not sure what look you're going for, but I'm seeing potential serial killer. Maybe take new photos that don't feature possible deadly weapons?

Then, because SLS hates us, you currently show that you only want smokers and drinkers. It will keep doing that every time you change your profile, so after you're all done and your changes have been approved, then change those toggles to reflect your actual preference. That will fix it, but only if you do it in that order, at least at the moment.

Your tagline is more of a Hot Date item, plus I'm not sure how many couples are going to pm you for the chance to meet a woman about whom they know nothing. I can't imagine a single woman doing it. So, it's both ineffective and a little naïve sounding.

In Looking For, it's kind of a mashup of things that belong elsewhere and things that don't belong anywhere. The information about wanting to go to house parties needs to get cleaned way up and go into Additional info. Nobody cares how far away house parties are from you or whether they allow single guys or if you're comfortable or just going to watch. So, all of that can go, leaving the information that you'd like to accompany couples or singles to house parties. But, sidenote, taking your girlfriend to one of the parties in your area that doesn't allow single men, is a great idea. You can watch or play together and both gauge your interest.

The line about looking to make friendships that last, etc. is a really good one, but it's every once in awhile, not everyone once in awhile.

Capitalize the words at the beginnings of sentences, it's discreet, unless you're sometimes willing to bareback, I'd suggest not even using the word. It's all, not its all. And mentions of drama are both cliches and an indicator that you might be bringing some drama along.

Completely remove that sentence about being kind enough to reply to messages. It won't help, it looks bad to be telling other adults what to do, and it will probably further reduce the number of actual responses you get.

In Description, describing yourself as VERY STRAIGHT looks a little panicky. I think you get the same effect if you confine your description to straight and start the next sentence "Please don't try..." The next sentence starts with outdoorsy. When you talk about grey hairs, I get confused. Either your age is wrong (30, right?) or your perception of yourself is skewed. Try not to be confusing. If you're 30, you're young, especially in swinging years, whether you do or do not have grey hair (mine headed in that direction in my teens, so it happens).

In Fantasies, lose the line about house parties and the one about to women only. And, fun fact, in MFM, and especially in DP, there is always the possibility of crossing swords, because it's tight quarters unless you intend to treat the woman like a safety barrier, which, also a fun fact, isn't so much fun for us. So, that's probably not the phrase you mean.

In Additional comments, I think your update actually belongs not in your tagline and not here, but in a paragraph of its own at the beginning of Looking For. That cutesy kik thing? It will still get your account frozen and it looks a little desperate. I'd lose it and just check your SLS email and IM log regularly (notifications are currently delayed by hours).

The ALL CAPS WARNING can just go die. It's a complete waste of space and makes you look silly and credulous.

When you've made the changes, run the whole thing through spell check, because your grammar and spelling aren't so great. You should also come back for further review.

Good luck.

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