Profile help

Thanks again to everyone. It was very informative. We're going to clear the slate and start back at square one. Take care!

Velma gave you a bit of the standard disclaimer - but I'll repeat the important bit: anything we say is about your profile, not you personally.

Your default picture is definitely colorful but I spent several minutes trying to figure out what the heck it was a photo of. When I open your profile and see the entire picture it is more obvious but it still isn't a great picture. If your default photo isn't square then you have to think about how it gets cropped for the little thumbnail that shows in searches and forum postings. Definitely get more pictures of the two of you together and a few of him alone - right now your public gallery is 11 of her, 1 of both and none of him. If you follow Velma's DEBauCH system you'll end up with a more balanced gallery that emphasizes y'all as a couple. Save only the best of the nudes/risque photos and move most of them to a personal/private gallery - you don't need so many of essentially the same shot. When you take a new picture of her tits and add it to a gallery you should delete one or two older ones of her tits.

I'd probably pass on you because I get the impression that I'd have nothing to talk about with you - can't remember when I've seen the inside of a gym, have no idea what a personal trainer does and I'm probably the opposite of flexible. I know other things are mentioned but too much emphasis is given to that one aspect. Maybe cut back on all the workout/flexibility talk and expand on your other vanilla interests. Add some extra lines to separate your text into paragraphs - that great big block of text is hard to digest.

Most of what you have in Looking For belongs elsewhere - everything after the first sentence is mostly about you. Your stats shows interest in single ladies as well as couples so you should mention both in Looking For. Fantasies/Experiences needs a bit more - is there something you've really enjoyed or still want to try? And don't leave Additional Comments blank - you could possibly move something from another section.

There's no need to note when your profile was last updated. And no need to talk about things that show in your pictures. I'm not sure why you feel the need to mention that she loves dick - last time I checked being bi included desiring men and women.

If you'd like additional advice after you've made changes please let us know when your updated profile has been approved.

Good luck!

~Phoebert's Wife

If you post your own thread and your profile is open to couples then Velma will probably take a crack at your profile (doesn't matter that single males are blocked by her profile). I'll probably also chime in as well a few others that frequent this forum. And if your profile is open to single ladies then MsMolly might even give her two cents.

But for now I'm going to look at the OP's profile and see if I can add anything to the subject of this thread.

~Phoebert's Wife

Velma, damn that was some strong sound advice. I would like you to critique mine but you have SM blocked :(

What can I say? I’m useful as more than a place to put your cock.

If you need help or ideas, message me.

This will take time and effort but it will be worth it.

Thank you. Both of you were very helpful. We do have one pic of husband, but good to know we need more. The examples of what you use was very enlightening. Thanks! S&K

To start, I opened a private gallery for you to see the kinds of pictures you should have.

I’m going to say some things that you might not like. I’m not saying it to be bitchy. Please don’t take it personally. I just want you to be successful.

In short: put some clothes on and pair your profile down to 10 pictures. Take new ones periodically and take out the old ones.

Follow my DEBauCH method of 5 core pictures. You need a DATE pic to show what you might look like if you met a couple for a date. You need an EVENT pic at a ball game or sporting event. We post race pictures. You need a BEACH pic to show your bodies tastefully. Then you need a pic of the CHICK and a pic of HIM.

The other 5 pics should be of you traveling or doing interesting things. Don’t post pictures with guns or fish. Watch for messy backgrounds.

Two major things pop out at me. First of all, you have way too many nudes. Nudes are fine, but pair them down to only the very best.

Second, and I’m going to say this with full disclosure. I’m a size 12 and only Frank Perdue likes thighs my size, but you have this line:

“But not obese by any means“

If the male half is 5’7” and 240lbs, his BMI is 37.59. This is classified as obese. So for anyone who knows their science, this is going to be a red flag.

Just food for thought. I would take the obese line out.

Take some new pictures according to my method and repost.

What is our profile lacking? We get many views, but rarely get messages or replies. Thanks!