Profile advice.

If I were 5' 8", I would not need to climb onto kitchen counters to reach higher than the first shelf of the upper cabinets. Just sayin'.

Okay, much better. There are still some issues, but it's mostly word choice.

In Looking For, you had rather than have had a regular couple, it's definitely not defiantly, pique not peaks, and since I assume you aren't talking sponges, absorbent is not the word you want. Interesting, perhaps? I would totally toss the several lines about a little extra and not only because Velma is right. Even if women have a bit of a belly, we dont necessarily want to hear that you've noticed. So, quiet appreciation only, please (the line about liking curvy women is just right). And men often seem surprised when you compliment their dad bods, so you aren't actually conveying useful information to most men.

Description looks good.

In Fantasies, after boobs, take out the comma and exchange the ampersand for the word "and."

That's it. Really nice changes, guys. Good luck!

Christ, you were hiding being 5’8 185? I wish I could be that body type. Then I can wear a maxi dress without it dragging on the ground.

I might take out the extra padding thing-would you say no If a hardbody triathlete like my husband if he asked to fuck?

Something my husband taught me about sales-every customer you don’t ask says “no.”

So I would leave out the part about liking extra padding unless you really do have a fetish for that. You were self-Segregating yourselves from any couple who might be athletes but like you because of your faces or you just connect.

Thank you for he advice. We have made a few changes and look forward to your input. We will update photos soon.

Thank you both for your excellent feedback. This is exactly what I was looking for. It may take a couple of days and a few changes, but our profile needs to be inviting. I will let you know when I have made changes. I look forward to having you take another look.

Hi. Velma has addressed the photo issue more than ably, so I'll leave that alone and move to your profile.

I really like your tagline. Your profile, though, seems uninviting as well as uninteresting. Not trying to be mean, but it's like a plate of not very good food that is all one color. Many of the individual sentences are fine (although you do have some typos, so maybe read it out loud to locate those, but the overall impression is of a slight but persistent negativity.

...a male in our age preference

...not looking for older couples, endless emails

...We would like to keep it that way

...We are uncomfortable

...need to make sure the people we are chatting with are real

...Unfortunately we are not interested in parties

...She isn't too interested

...She just says set it up

...anything gross or painful

...not too hairy

...doesn't like hung guys

...sadly a new pregnancy

Yeah, you guys say you're fun but your spin is mostly about what you don't want. It's not pleasant and I think you can do better. Talk about what you do like and what you are interested in and don't worry so much about making what you don't like so abundantly clear.

Ok, so some of the stuff I'm going to say is going to sound not so nice. I'm not doing it to be a bitch, I'm doing it to make you better.

So, first off, put in your accurate weights. The 0 pounds thing is huge red flag because it either means you have no confidence or are grossly overweight. I would not engage any couple who was "0" pounds. If I have to deal with all the shit guys give me for being 170 lbs, you can deal with the shit people give you. If you don't like it, lose weight. So put in weights and let your pictures do the talking.

Picture wise, you are kind of meh. It looks like you put zero effort into your pictures. The swimsuit pic is okay, but I'm not a big fan of the others. Stay away from "boobs and butts."

You really only need 5 pictures: Female face and body, male face and body and a picture of the two of you together. Anything else is extra and should be used to show you doing interesting things - just no pictures holding a gun or a fish. The picture of you two together should be taken while you are dressed nice - like you are going to church or out to dinner. You can have a few casual pictures, but they should be contextual and staged - maybe one of you hiking, but stay away from pictures that aren't flattering.

Your pictures should tell a story and you should be doing interesting things. Go to a red Red Socks game this weekend and take a few pictures. Maybe take a few out to a nice dinner. If you go hiking, take pictures.

Remember, social media isn't real. This life isn't real. You are creating a narrative to show everybody else how hot and fun you are.

Test wise: Take out anything negative. I don't want to hear about your problems with pic collectors or flakes. Do you think you were alone in that regard? Everybody has these problems. Just delete it.

If she loves boobs and girl stuff, change the profile to reflect "bi-curious." There are some couples who aren't interested in straight women.

That's about it for now. Change your pictures right away, enter in accurate weights and then repost so we can review.

Hello,
We have been on here for a while. We have had success in the past, but lately not so much. We have read through the profile forums and have taken another look at our profile. It needs some attention for sure. We Would love some feedback before we make changes.