Hi. You're both adorable and that can be a real advantage, but you're going to need to do some work. Right now it looks like you pulled off the last two photos from someone's phone and then tossed some words up and called it good.
First, your tagline isn't very useful - it's neither clever nor eye catching - and it's also not entirely correct, because you're also maybe looking for a couple. So, put something else up there. If you can't think of anything, go do a search of couples in Houston, TX and see if there's one you can steal/repurpose.
Looking For needs some compression. First, it's woman rather than female. Then, the second sentence is confusing. If you'd also be interested in that single woman as a FWB, you can combine the first and third sentences. If not, then it's sentence one, sentence three and then that you'd also consider single guys in some circumstances.
Description isn't currently doing you any favors. Let your stats and photos describe your bodies and leave the words for other things. Instead, talk about the kind of couple you are and some of your interests. If you're into going to the gym or hiking or whatever, sure, mention that, but not in the sense of see, we're trying to lose weight. Not that there's anything wrong with that either, but your bodies are your bodies and you might as well fully embrace them day to day, whatever your weight goals.
I think that the connection between her drinking and horniness can probably remain your secret. Otherwise, there might be some question as to whether she was fully on board with this or had to drink in order to be okay with swinging.
Fantasies is fine, you just need a comma after "anything," and since emoji aren't supported on this site, you need to delete it.
Additional comments needs work. We know that you're new to the site because your join date is public. What can you say that is sweet or charming or informative and ends things on a high note? Because that's what goes here.
Good luck and feel free to bring any revisions back for review.
