Please critique my profile

In Description, I now know you have a nice cock (what does that even mean?!), but nothing useful about you. Except that you're maybe a little exhausting to be around. Please, take a deep breath and redo this section. Who are you as a person? What are some of the things you like to do that have nothing to do with sex? I get that it's counterintuitive to focus on non-sexual interests on a sex site, but we all can pretty much fuck anyone and it isn't your cock that is going to make you stand out. So, be real and talk about who you are instead of filling up this section with your standard operating procedure for new encounters.

It's okay to use the word "sapiosexual" but don't tell people to look it up. It's been around since at least 2001, so it's not new anymore.

You've punted the last two sections and you shouldn't.

First of all, in Fantasies, wanting women who like giving head is a fantasy and it goes here. Second, you're not being invited to talk dirty. Instead, in this section you should talk a bit about your actual experience and then one or two relatable fantasies. The purpose is to connect with others here, and that's reason enough to not punt. Also, I'm surprised your line about same handle/chat passed the moderator review. I doubt you'll get lucky a second time. Also, many of us avoid chat apps with strangers. My reason is that it almost invariably has resulted in a very much unsolicited dick pic and more attempts at dirty talking than a bad porn novel.

Additional comments is not a follow on section to Fantasies. Instead, this is a chance for you to condense - a lot - and describe your ideal first meeting. This is your last chance to sell yourself as a viable, attractive option, so don't even mention saving something for in person conversations.

I hope you make some changes and then come back for a review. In any case, good luck!

Hi. You're going to wish I hadn't run out of things to do and decided to take a break. I apologize in advance, because I'm going to say some seemingly mean things and I doubt you're going to like them. Everything is intended to be kindly, I promise, even if it is really fucking blunt, and meant to increase your opportunities and successes, by which I mean get you laid more often.

So, please keep that disclaimer in mind, because I don't even have a soft opening for this.

Your profile is all about you. I know you think it's about others, but it isn't. So, right now you're only going to attract those who aren't the least bit sensitive about a guy who seems to be focused on himself. I would be sending you a thanksbutnothanks as quickly as I could type, which is really quickly, even though I think you're attractive as hell and like your taste in clothes.

It's good that you're changing your tagline. What you've got there now makes me want to smack you and not in a fun way. Your revised version is too long and the last four words are just fluff, so they can go, but it's a huge improvement.

In Looking For, the section is unbalanced in about 927 ways. Right now, it's unlikely to attract couples. Since there are far more of them than single women - and they include most of the women available to you - you might find your FWB amongst them (because a significant minority of couples allow solo play) if you do some revision here. Since this is where you start talking about yourself, it will help to remove some of that as well, so as to improve the impression you're making. Also, you have typos.

What about this?: Seeking NSA FWB fun with an adventurous, sexy and curvaceous woman, married or single, who is classy yet freaky AF and enjoys a night out for drinks, good conversations, good laughs and lots of seductive foreplay. I'm also seeking couples who are looking for a considerate, charming, experienced third who knows how to follow their rules.

Yes, you're right, I did eliminate a lot of words. It's not an accident, I promise. And I left in more about you than I'd normally advise, on purpose, because there's just enough hint of cocky confidence to be attractive without eliciting the oh hell no response.

Lots of words but I have trouble finding the message. You're cramming too much into each sentence and you keep losing me. And then you totally cop out in the last two sections. You need a bit of balance - try to cut down and tighten up the first two sections and add a bit to the last two.

I'd separate Looking For into two paragraphs - one for single ladies and one for couples. See what you can do to eliminate the random capitalizations and punctuation errors. The desire to enjoy a Hotwife can go in Fantasies. Move the alternate contact info from Fantasies to Additional Comments.

Velma has great advice for core pictures - so find or take a picture of you doing something fun. Your current picture is OK - but it would be better if you were smiling. My three rules for pictures are simple - no selfies, smile and watch for clutter or chaos in the background.

Good luck!

~Phoebert's Wife

You need more pictures.

I opened a private gallery for you to show you the kinds of pictures you should have.

You need three basic pictures: a picture of you dressed up like you are going on a DATE, a picture of you at an EVENT like a baseball game or a 5K and a picture of you shirtless at the BEACH or a pool.

Smile in your pictures.

The outfit you have now is fine for a date pic, but it feels like you photoshopped someone else (a woman?) out of the picture.

I’ll wait for Ms Molly to come along and critique your profile text. But to be, it feels a little corny. I’m sorry, but I can’t take any man seriously if he brags about how good he be can make my “peach” or “kitty” feel.

Every man can brag about how good he can fuck me. I want to know that you are confident and interesting. I feel like I read a whole profile about you, but still don’t know anything about you.

Maybe talk more about yourself. What makes you interesting.

I have two masters degrees. I’m a triathlete and a marathon runner. I’ve made it to the top of my career professionally. What do you have to offer me? How are you going to keep my attention?

Think about that as you re-write your profile.

I created it on a whim and was just curious as to what a single gal or couple thinks or may notice that I don't. Thanks for reading and look forwardto the feedback. Small note: my headline is under revision to say: "Clean, Safe and Respectable Gentlemen seeking Quality and Memorable NSA Connections".

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