So to start, I think your pictures are pretty good. I would just make a few modifications.
First off, the third picture of the female half is obviously a screenshot. When I see that I feel like the couple doesn't know how to edit photos, and that is a real turnoff. Smart is sexy.
I normally hate men who have selfies of themselves shirtless. But the male half's body is nice enough for me to make an exception. However, you don't have a picture of the two of you together as a couple.
Look at our profile - you see pictures of my husband and I dressed well wearing what we would probably wear if you met us for dinner. As nice as your chest is, I don't want to meet you for dinner and you show up shirtless. I strongly suggest that you get dressed like you are going to a nice dinner - maybe throw on a sportcoat and a nice shirt, and have the waitress get a few pictures of you.
He is total alpha male
Oh, honey. You're so cute. My husband served four tours as an infantryman in Iraq and Afghanistan, he now owns a successful software company and he's a triathlete. If you have to say that you're an Alpha Male, you're a beta. Take this out. It's a huge turnoff for any woman who is married to a real alpha male.
He is the guy you could call at 3am from jail with one call
I would take this out. It makes me think that he associates with the kind of people who get arrested. At 49 that kind of like should be way behind you.
I also think that you not accepting or issuing certs is a major turnoff. Certs have a function - they prove that you are real. If you choose not to issue or accept them, people are going to be reluctant to contact you.
Make the changes to your profile, take some new pictures and re-post.