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Phoenix, AZ, Us

Hi and welcome. Everything I say after this is going to sound harsh. It's not because I hate you or woke up cranky. Instead, it's because what you have will not reliably get you laid due to far too many indicators that you don't know what women like. I'll kind of be speaking for myself - as written, I would never contact you - and kind of channeling every negative female response that would likely meet what's in your profile. So, remember, this is going to be harsh. And it's meant to get you laid.

So, first, the only one of your photos I like is the black and white one, but you should have shaved a little more carefully, maybe. What you are currently using as your default is bad and the rest don't quite get as good as meh. Pleasant expressions are important. And while I'm fine if you show up in a tee shirt, it needs to fit and not look like you slept in it.
Onward.

Your profile name is bad. The general feeling among women is that men who brag don't usually follow through with an actual memorable experience. So, you're starting out at a deficit. The multiple iterations of xxx only reinforce that poor first impression. And what does it even mean to be very naughty? As in, I've been doing this for a lot of years and I have no fucking clue what that even means. But what it sounds like is that you're planning on treating me like meat, which, dude, is totally not allowed. I do some truly freaky shit, but like every other healthy woman I only do it with people who get that being slutty is in no way permission to treat me like anything but the lady that I actually am. So, really, rethink that approach. Or stick with women who don't like themselves and want that reinforced.

In Description, "real and genuine" are meaningless terms that describe nothing useful. It would be better to just stick with actual, observable traits, like being laid back. No lols and no mention of your big cock. I do like the part that starts "The more you get off...Its what I focus on." Except that it's "it's" It's also "I'd" and "Let's."

And, yeah, still not sure what naughty means, but it sounds like a judgment on female sexual behavior that I'd run away from.

Other than that, fill in those other two sections, figure out what you actually mean by naughty and write that instead, and seriously consider changing your age range from barely legal to not much older than you. It's not only Standard Single Guy (I swear that your dick won't fall off if you put it in a woman more than nine years your senior), the barely legal part is kinda douchey. Bump that up to 25. I solemnly promise that it will in no way discourage anyone under 25 from contacting you. Oh, and like minded also means nothing, so maybe think about what you are actually looking for and write that.

Make some changes, including new photos, and then come back and let us help you get your profile even closer to exactly what it needs to be.

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

Ok- couple of things.

The first thing I thought when I saw your pictures was - “ok - interesting. Maybe a CrossFit douchebag, but good for a fuck.

Then I got to the pic of you on the porch in cargo shorts, flip flops and a can of gasoline and I lost whatever ladyboner I had.

I don’t like your pictures with the exceptipn of the first one in the green shirt.

Now I’m going to say some fucked up shit. You can either get butthurt or you can change your life. One of these options will lead to you getting laid.

I think you are an attractive guy. You have a lot of potential. I think if you really cut out all of th distractions - video games and whatever- and just concentrate on going to CrossFit and getting ripped, you wouldn’t be able to walk to your car without being covered in bitches.

But right now... everyone of your pictures looks like it’s going to ask me for a cigarette. Take your cargo shorts and burn them. Flip-flops and slides should only be worn on the beach at the pool or in the gym showers.

Go to a place like Men’s Warehouse with $1,000. Buy a pair of Grey chinos, a pair of khaki chinos, two fitted shirts, a navy blazer and Take their recommendation on a pair of Loafers or Oxfords. You could probably get away with a casual desert boot as well.

Regarding your profile-take out the “LOL.” It’s really beta and a sign of low confidence.

Keep your beard trimmed-I don’t know what the fuck is on your face and some of those pictures-apathy I think.

Take my advice-for the next six months if you just go to work, CrossFit, and sleep I guarantee you will get more ass than a rump roast.

Please take a look at my profile. I'm a real genuine man who could use some advice. I'm recently sine in the life and that makes it hard enough
..sure could use some advice cuz I'm no where close to being ready to stop playing.

XXXoverNoverXXX