Feedback rquested

Bwahaha! This is the Mrs and I wrote all that BS!
But I knew how bad it was which is why I reached out to you. We can do better! Thanks again for your honest input

I'm up early this morning because I have to work on a Saturday, so I'm a little grumpy.

I opened a private gallery for you showing you the pictures you need to have. Basically, you need a picture of you two dressed nicely, a pic of you doing something interesting, a picture of you at the beach, a picture of him, and a pic of her.

You look in love, which is cool. But I have some major problems with your profile:

It is absolutely obvious that the male half wrote this. This makes me feel like the female half has no idea what is going on. I can smell when a woman didn't have any input.

It may come as a shock to you, but I'm actually straight - I just like to fuck girls once in a while because it gives me a thrill and it's sex with zero repercussions. I've never had any problem finding a girl to fuck when it strikes my fancy.

If you are doing this because you want a threesome fantasy, she really needs to help you rewrite the profile and give it a lady's touch. If you are doing this because she wants to experiment, believe me, she can experiment all by herself with no help from you. Hell, I'm happily married and I still fuck girls on occasion by myself. So maybe a better route would be Tinder or OK Cupid or just letting her go to a lesbian bar alone.

You need to be prepared for her going out alone and seeing someone else.

So keep that in mind as you move forward,

Thanks guys. We will begin again ;)

Hi. I apologize in advance, because I am going to crush your hopes and dreams.

First, though, please no with the unicorn thing. Couples are couples, single men are single men and single women are unicorns? No. Plus, women who play alone with couples are not so rare as all that, they're just not spending time and money for online accounts.

Onto to the crushing part...

Here's you: You've never done this, she has no experience with women, and you want to take things slowly. Oh, plus you're in it so you can see his face.

Here's one of my favorite couples: They've been doing this for several years, she's an amazing kisser with a killer body, he cracks so many jokes that I've never been able to give him a blowjob without stopping to laugh like a loon, they both know their way around a woman's body, and while it's always evident that they're getting something out of it too, they're focused on my pleasure. It always feels equal and there isn't a hint that I'm some sort of fantasy object they're using.

I have limited time. Guess which one is going to attract me?

So, let me give you some advice. Go where there are women playing alone. That means clubs that allow single men. You can fend off anyone who expresses an interest if you don't return the interest. This allows you to charm women in a way that isn't really possible online (too much demand, too little supply) and gives those women a Plan B for the rest of the evening (fun fact, the ratio of one man to two women isn't optimal).

As far as your profile, it can definitely be improved. And what I say here and above is not to be construed as criticism of you personally. It's your profile and your search that I'm critiquing. I'm sure you're lovely people.

First, your photos. Selfies aren't your friends. You really do need full body photos taken by others. I do love the other two, but they need to be balanced out with more informative views. And, fair warning, Velma will probably express some skepticism that he weighs 195. Which I think is the shirt, so maybe rethink that and wear clothes that fit in future photos.

Unlike njny, I don't hate the tagline.

In Looking For, it's women. I feel like I say this multiple times a week (because I do), but "female" needs some kind of modifier. A woman is a human female. Of course you're looking for chemistry, so it doesn't need to be said. And I have an issue with "clean" as well. Do you expect that women will show up dirty unless you specify otherwise? Of course not. If you mean disease free, say so. Please use complete sentences. Give some thought to the women you're looking for, because it really isn't all about you and lightning could strike given a relatable, interesting profile that offers something to anyone who might look at your profile.

Oh, and while I remember, you need to run whatever you write through spell check, which will catch most of your typos, and once you're done revising and have your profile approved, go in and fix your smoking/drinking toggles because the default is Want Smokers/Drinkers.

In Description, you've used "discreet" for the second time. I have no idea what you're looking for or offer when you talk about discretion. What do you mean? "Open-minded" is similarly vague. Also, start the section with a We are... And maybe flesh it out some. There are far too many couples looking for solo women and nothing about what you have stands out. What makes you the awesome people you are? Why would I want to employ my limited time meeting you to see if there's chemistry? Be as adorable as you are in those two photos.

In Fantasies, it's still women and you need to cut one set of ellipses.

Additional comments is okay, but I always find it reassuring if there is a mention of condoms in a couples profile.

Good luck.

Please??

Ahhh...The elusive unicorn...
It seems SO difficult to stand out or get the attention of a member of this rare species. I'd appreciate some feedback on our profile, please.