feedback on my profile pls

Alpharetta, GA, Us

I just imagined myself meeting a gal, say, at a bar. We began to really make headway and she suggests that we head off to places more conducive for fun.

I then wondered if I would ever - in a thousand years - update her to the fact that there would be no oral sex unless hygiene was top notch. I wondered would this be something any woman would ever say to me.

Then...

I wondered why so many folks will write things in a profile that they would never imagine saying in any real life scenario.

Not at all trying to scorn the OP. It’s just a point that continues to puzzle me.

Tramp

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

About the only real red flag for me s that you mention "hygene" twice.

Let me tell you something, mister. Every woman is senstive about that area of her body. It's a huge part of a woman's insecurity. Watch the most recent "A Star is Born" movie. You'll see a scene where Lady Gaga washes her crotch before she goes to bed with Bradley Cooper.

I would pass you by just because I don't want to deal with the possibility that I would open my legs and you would not be interested.

So, it's a guaranteed way to turn girls off immidiately because it's the basis of such insecrity.

Phoenix, AZ, Us

Hi. I'm going to say mean things. I'm not doing it because I have a bad attitude, I promise. I do think you have some roadblocks in your way and I'm going to be really blunt about them. It's meant to increase your opportunities, so please keep that in mind.

Your photos are okay, but the way you've anonymized yourself is really distracting. There are other options out there and you might want to see if you can find something better. If you're lucky, Velma will show up and give you specific advice.

Your tagline is pretty pedestrian. A short, clever one is better, but a short, workmanlike one is fine too. If you can't think of anything, go perv profiles from a thousand miles away and steal one.

Looking For is okay, but you've not given anyone an opportunity to see themselves in this section. I think that's a missed chance. At the very least, call out couples and women rather than people. Also, you have a bit of a red flag in this section where you couple discretion and hygiene. Are you married and worried about bringing something home? Because that's my first thought. Anyway, this is also a good place to expand upon what you mean by spend time with. Are you looking for FWBs or just one time things? Something else? Say so.

Description is, once again, pretty pedestrian. Plus, you've conflated cleanliness and being DDF and I don't know why, Given your earlier mention of hygiene, at this point I'm wondering if you're also a germaphobe. Anyway, you've written nothing here that would interest me and I think you can do better. Who are you? What kind of person are you? I really don't care how you fuck or what you're like when the clothes come off, because sex is easy to find. What I'm looking for is someone with whom I can make enough of a connection that I'm not bored or at least so the evening isn't just about friction and tab a in slot b. So, tell me something about you. What are you like? What are your interests? What will we talk about?

Fantasies has a syntax problem in the first paragraph. I'd suggest reading it out loud and making adjustments until it stops sounding funny.

It also has a problem in the second paragraph, but reading aloud won't fix it. There's nothing wrong with having a type, but you've just insured that most women reading your profile will nope out. Women often have body confidence issues, whether they're warranted or not, and you don't seem at all supportive. In addition, the whole "hygiene is a must for oral to take place" makes me think you don't actually like women. Or oral sex. And that makes me not like you. At all. Theoretically speaking, at least. Since I'm quite sure I've had sex with way more women than you have and have rarely encountered an issue with cleanliness and nothing that can't be addressed with a quick shower, that you even need to say something like that pretty much guarantees that women are going to be self conscious around you.

There is no point at all in having NSA sex with someone who makes you feel self conscious about your own body, so you're a no way, no how, nada, nyet, nicht, nein, never kinda guy.

Additional comments, instead of ending on a high note the way it should, is scolding and prescriptive. Not a good look.

And there you have it. Good luck.

would love some feedback on how to better connect with people on SLS. Offline I have had some great LS experiences with both couples and single females in the LS but not so easy on SLS. Being Asian surely plays a factor but how to persuade people that I’m worth a shot to meet up and get to know better? Thanks for your feedback peoples