Critique my profile please

This is perfect, thanks for all the good input here. I really appreciate all of you. I will put it all to good use.

Right now, your biggest problem is that I don't see what you bring to the table other than lots of drama.

Picture wise, if you really do have a hall pass, then your wife should have no problem taking pictures for you.

I opened a personal gallery for you so you can see the kinds of pictures you should have.

Good luck.

I'll not be too harsh (not my nature) but NJNY nailed it - your profile is all about you and that just isn't terribly appealing. It is also a bit wordy and negative at times - you should consolidate some of your thoughts and rephrase them to be positive. It would help if you vary your sentence structure - too many start with "i" currently and that makes reading your profile tedious.

I'm part of a couple that searches for single guys and I'd probably give your profile a pass - it's all about you and all about sex. For an ongoing, FWB relationship there has to be something other than sex that attracts me to you. What sort of things do you like to do in your free time? You use the word clean twice where I think you mean disease-free - you need to say what you mean (and once is enough). Fantasies is pretty weak - surely you can expand on that a bit - just give us a taste of what you're interested in.

If your wife is truly OK with this then you have no need for selfies (the mirror selfies actually make me suspicious of the hall pass). Surely she can snap a few pictures of you - watch the background for visual clutter and smile (even if you crop out your face it shows in body language). Most pictures should be fully clothed - use beach or pool shots for showing off that wonderful physique.

Put some more time in on the text and have your wife take a few pictures and I think you'll do fine.

~Phoebert's Wife

If you really can take it, I'll forego my usual warning and move right into a critique.

So, first, if there is anyone who doesn't need to post selfies, it's a married man with a hall pass. Because nothing screams "I'm doing this on the sly" like selfies, which means you've set up a situation where your story is already suspect. Have your wife take photos of you.

Also, will you please put your clothes on? You have a nice, eye catching body, but there's no reason for it to be unclothed in your current photos. You aren't at the beach or running in hot weather, just half naked for no reason, and it isn't a good look.

As far as your profile text goes, it isn't terrible but you don't have much in it that will attract the kind of people you say you're looking for. It's more geared towards those looking for a stunt cock and no connection, even though you're explicitly looking for something ongoing.

You could improve that by doing nothing more than recasting your sentences to eliminate half of your uses of the word "I." For more specific suggestions, read on.

In Looking For, the word select means nothing. Just group women and couples together, since you're likely looking for similar qualities. Lose the second sentence about being picky. It gets rid of an I and removes an instance of your inside voice.

Put the sentence about traveling in Additional comments.

In Description, clean is not the same as disease free, so use the latter if that's what you mean.

Also, for the love of all that is holy, fix that second paragraph and incorporate it into Looking For in a way that doesn't shout or sound patronizing. Please and thank you.

For the rest, I read it and don't care about you. That means you've failed at the task of being engaging. Tell me about who you are instead of maundering on about pressure or whatever the hell you're emphasizing. You are unique. What makes you that way? Who are you? What are some of your interests? Show all the way up as a person and be willing to share that.

Fantasies is okay, but again you have missed an opportunity to connect.

Don't leave any sections blank and use a decent grammar and spell check option to catch your punctuation and syntax errors.

End on a high note.

Good luck.

Made some updates to my profile. Please critique me...gentle...or harsh. Just give it to me I can take it.