"I've never seen a sammich that I couldn't finish in less than 2 days."
guinnessworldrecords. c om/world-records/largest-sandwich
I'll give you a year to finish that one all by your lonesome. If you do, I'll get you a commemorative T-shirt...
...and a Rolaid.
I've never seen a sammich that I couldn't finish in less than 2 days. It must have been quite a large one to take over a year eat it.
"I'll bet that you never make that bet again."
You'd think, but no. Efficiency is my default and making decisions takes time, so I save that for special occasions. ;)
"I once ate the same sandwich five days a week for more than a year, "
I'll bet that you never make that bet again.
I once ate the same sandwich five days a week for more than a year, so, clearly I have a real gift for doing the same thing over and over again. ;)
OP, I look forward to seeing how you change things. The way you took the critiques bodes well for your eventual success.
Looking forward to seeing the next version - I'm happier helping when I'm not repeating the same advice for the umpteenth time. ;-)
Dj231993 - Cool. I'll give it a look for the round 2 changes when they're posted.
Thanks everyone no offense taken at all. My profile is under construction will come back for a later review once it’s better thanks again
I'm not going to offer much specific advice - like mayhem I get a bit frustrated when someone doesn't take the time to research previous forum postings to see if their question has been answered or if advice offered to others might apply to them. You're not alone - I get just as cranky with knitters that ask the same question about needles or yarn that's been asked more times than I can count - but that's an entirely different forum! ;-)
Anyhow - MsMolly has offered great advice and a lot of the common advice will be helpful as well. Your profile is painful to read - it looks as if it was written on a phone where you couldn't see much of it at one time - please copy your text to a computer and run it through a spell & grammar check.
Many members only glance at a default photo and tagline before deciding to make contact. If dominance isn't critical to your swinging experience then you might want to mention it in Experience rather than emphasize it in your tagline. Personally I would pass on contacting you just based on your tagline because I've had negative experiences with gentlemen that proclaim their dominance - it can be a polarizing flavor of sexual identity/activities.
Good luck, have fun and stay safe!
GGMM - "...if they look at your profile and see a bare minimum of effort,...'
That is what I saw when I looked at the OP's profile. I have come to believe that the purpose of asking for help here when I see minimal upfront profile effort is the thought that they'll get more exposure/advertising by posting and has little to do with actually wanting to improve their profile. Perhaps this person will prove me wrong and actually apply updates to their profile. Would be good to see, even if just to prove me wrong ;-)
Like the new one.. see you get it!
Good luck and enjoy , its a great lifestyle with fun people!
Hi. We definitely had fun, thanks. Although it's possible you'll think I'm not telling the truth after I finish telling you what I think about your profile. ;)
One photo of you in a suit is enough. One selfie of you in a bathroom is too much. No photos of you smiling - the thing that turns a lot of women on the most - is not enough. So, yeah, a few photos that are directed towards your actual audience - couples and women - would be ideal.
As a tagline, "I'm here to dominate" is going greatly reduce the interest you will get from couples and women. Is that what you want?
In terms of your text, I'm wondering if you read it out loud to yourself or did any sort of review before you threw your profile up on SLS. Because from the outside, this is really confusing: "New partners with experience in mostly all areas I want to explore the wild side with the wildlings I’m looking to add fuel to that fire that’s burning inside of her" and I don't know if the problem is punctuation or an undisciplined mind.
If you're lucky, it's just missing punctuation, which can be fixed by doing a grammar and spell check on all of your text.
Description, once I get past the confusion of your being welcoming once you get past your discretion, is kind of on target, although you can leave out stuff that's in your stats (age, gender) or obvious in photos (race and build).
You've left Fantasies blank. Since you use the word "wild," I'm guessing you have at least one fantasy, so I'm not sure why you haven't done something here. Aside from everything else, you're missing an opportunity to have folks find a point of agreement and interest.
And Additional comments gives you a last chance to connect with people, so why punt?
This profile is your marketing document. Doesn't matter how compelling a first message to others might be, if they look at your profile and see a bare minimum of effort, at least a significant portion are going to conclude you will deliver that same lack of effort when it comes to sex.
So, fix that.
Feel free to come back as often as you like. because people are here to help.
Rather than repeat the same advice over and over, if you truely want help, please look about 10 posts down from yours in the same forum and read the Generic Profile Advice posts. If/when you do that, post here after you made your first update based on the common advice and people will be a little more likely to offer more specific advice.
Nothing personal, but as one of a relatively small subset of people that are willing to take time to help others with profiles, it gets old when every new profile help request has the same basic profile problems. That is why the Generic Profile Advice posting exists.
RonKathy;thanks for the input will definitely take into consideration and get some better photos taken of myself . Thanks again for the help.
Welcome to SLS.. ow I will allow others to talk about your profile.. but seriously get rid of everyone of those photos ands selfies!
Have a friend, coworker, anyone take photos you in nice clothes, smiling, doing something.. if not you will be lost in the crowd of swinging... we enjoy and love our single guys, but all have great photos and nice smiles!
Once again.. welcome!
Good morning to all of you lovely couples and singles hope you all had wonderful Saturday nights lol . I’m new to ls and need a profile rating and honest help with updating it to help me be successful in the ls .
