Bacteria

Why are some females so crazy in the head....

we would just have crime scene sex...LOL

So: true story.

Back when I was dating my husband, he was fucking 4 other women on a regular basis along with the occasional Tinder Twit.

My husband is fundamentally a good man. He even kept supplies for girls to convince them to spend the night. He had hair ties, extra tooth brushes, contact lense solution with cases, Droid and Apple phone charges, Travel size Dove deodorant, a hair dryer, a HAIR STRAIGHTENER!!! and even Tampons.... He had everything.

And you are talking to a girl who was used to dating guys who only had one towel and made me dry off with Wendy's napkins. My husband has always been a good host.

So here I am, over my husband to be's house one day and I get my period. But I still want to have sex and while I like anal, I don't want it to be the only thing on the menu.

So he says : "I think I have a Softcup."

And he goes and rummages in his Ho Supply cabinet and comes out with a Softcup that is in one of those Ziplock hard plastic disposable containers.

And I asked : "Doesn't it come in a package?"

And he replied: "I think it just comes 10 to a box. I think this was the last one so I threw the box out. I don't remember. It's been a while since a girl has asked for one."

And I... in the early days of blossoming love.... what do I do with this mystery softcup that is obviously not in its original packaging?

I take it out of the ziploc plastic container and shove it up my Vag.

Oh, it gets better...

So my husband had this mean, nasty Bottom Bitch who hated me. She was skinnier than me, and prettier than me and her venom for me flowed through her because deep in her heart, she knew I was THE ONE. Yes, I knew about her, and she knew about me, and I actually fucked her in threesomes with my husband to be a few times before she showed her true colors but ... anyway.

One day after a threesome with Bottom Bitch and my amazing Husband to be, she got up to go to the bathroom. Then she came back and asked the love of my life:

"Did you throw out my softcup?"

And that's when I realized that I had shoved Bottom Bitch's used softcup up my Vag.

And my Vag... just a few weeks before... had taken that used softcup and decontaminated it from whatever syphilitic toxin Bottom Bitch secreted on a daily basis as she slithered around my husband's house.

So... no. I have never gotten anything bacteria related. After that incident I think I don't just have a vagina... I think it's also an autoclave.

The words "New guys cum" gets me horney..Mary Jo

Goodgolly is correct. Boric Acid capsules are a vagina's best friend. I use it after sex, especially with a new man or woman.

I make my own. They are so much cheaper that way. I recently made 800 for 3¢ each. I buy the boric acid, empty capsules and capsule maker on Amazon.

PM me if you have questions.

And used for eye washes, once upon a time. ;-)

I don't get mine from the hardware store, since you have to use pharmaceutical grade boric acid, but, yep, essentially the same stuff. It gets packed into 00 gel caps a half dozen at a time. I use one after a new partner and then a couple times a year use one every other day for 10 days. Since I started doing that, I rarely have had either UTIs or yeast overgrowth and they both used to be a regular occurrence.

Are y'all talking about the same boric acid that we get as a powder and spread around to kill roaches and other insects?

Didn't know it had medicinal uses. Amazing things I learn on SLS!

I agree with both comments below. Ph strips are great to get to know your normal/healthy ph levels. Too high can bring one type of bacteria (BV), and too low can bring another (yeast)- but that can vary with women. And boric acid helps stabilize your normal levels. Like MsMolly, I use one after a new play date and haven’t had any issues in a very long time. And of course, playing “safe” with a partner (whether male or female) can help avoid all sorts of issues.

~Kira

My male playmates don't cum in me, but some condoms bother me more than others and in threesomes cross contamination isn't unheard of. It's more incompatible vaginal flora than a bacterial infection with women, btw. Anyway, when I've added someone new, I use a boric acid suppository (I make them myself) that night and it's been years since I've had a problem, when I used to have an issue frequently.

A nurse practitioner taught me that trick.

Hello ladies
So do you gals ever get bacteria infection s from new guys cum ?
What about gal on gal ?
Seems like my woo hoo is overly sensitive to new things and I get infections easily.
Thanks