Re:OP
Welcome. For the out of town thing modify your profile to the zip code you'll be traveling to before poking around in the Hot Date section to see people/events local to where you're going. Then just set it back when you return home.
Jesus Christ you guys, I'm working here. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you blasted kids and that puppet. IF you were on my Friends list, you have both just been unfriended.
Velma, I like your response. Where were we? Oh yeah, piece of ass sounds WAY better than a Scooby snack.
No it's not just you lol
Does anyone else get all hot and bothered when Velma talks about taking it up the pooper.... or is it just me?
If you think my cunt is nice, wait till you get a piece of my ass.
"You've got a nice cunt. We should fuck."
and
"You've got a nice cunt, we should fuck, LOL."
Velma, what do you think of this version:
You've got a nice cunt, we should fuck. ;-)
I'm asking for a friend.
Unless I like your response.
I’ll let you license my intellectual property for a fee.
I take MasterCard, Visa and Cum.
Velma makes some great points and "" We call ourselves a "no bullshit full swap couple." Basically that means if we like you, we fuck. ""....im gonna use that from now on if its ok with your patent/trademark lawyer ?
Couple of things...
I think that everybody's "What to look for" is different. We tend to look for couples who have at least one picture of themselves together in their profile. Lack of a man in a profile is a HUGE turnoff because I think it shows lack of confidence.
What to be leery of? There's a lot more there.
I'm leery of people who want to text or Kik all day. I like to make contact via SLS, then if I'm interested, I'll send my phone number to the female half. I tend to prefer to voice verify with the woman. If the lady is "shy" or mysteriously unavailable, I just don't proceed further. I tend to stay away from people without certs. Ditto people with all caps in their profile or a list of demands. Stuff like:
"We are hot and fun and 100% shaved and expect the same. We go to the gym 10 times a week. You should too. No bi men evar!!!! No men who have been with a bi man or drank from the same cup as a bi man, or been to a gay bar or a gay rights parade. No fatties. Wife's isn't interested in other men at this time. Hubby can do whatever he wants. Wive is very bi and her biggest fantasy is to share her hubby with your wife while your husband sits on the edge of the bed playing on his phone bored as shit."
So, yeah. Stay away from the above.
I think flaking is really offensive. So is pushing people beyond what they want. You two top out at soft swap, so we probably wouldn't be interested in you two, and that is okay. There will be people who will try to push you beyond your comfort zone. Don't let them.
We call ourselves a "no bullshit full swap couple." Basically that means if we like you, we fuck. I don't need a connection or a friendship or honestly an attraction. Hell, I once fucked a guy who was downright ugly because he had an interesting job at the Washington Post. This is why God invented Doggy Style and the Highlight Reel.
I think the most important rule is "The Golden Rule." Just treat people as you would like to be treated. Don't flake on people. Be honest. If there isn't an attraction or someone is being rude, call it out.
Come up with a safety word that one of you can say if there is a problem. It could be "honey can you check on the sitter?" This gives you an excuse to stop the action.
You also said that you are traveling out of town. Please don't tell me you intend to swing in Atlantic City or Vegas. Both of those towns are horrible for swinging unless you are a "watch only" couple. The clubs are full of timid vanillas and "Come on, honey" husbands.
One more thing. Don't say LOL. It's such a beta male thing to say and such a turnoff.
Take a look at these two phrases:
"You've got a nice cunt. We should fuck."
and
"You've got a nice cunt, we should fuck, LOL."
Now which phrase sounds like it came from a confident guy who knows what he wants? The LOL makes everything you just said a joke. I'd rather fuck a confident guy than a guy who erases his confidence with a throwaway line.
if going out of town, you need to check the hot date section out for parties/events. the rest of your questions can be answered by reading these forums
Hi! We are new to this lifestyle. It's very exciting but it seems that we are fumbling our way around and trying to learn the ropes, via online, and meeting people in general. We are going to be going out of town, and we would like to check out the LS options. Can anyone offer advice on where to start? What to look for? What to be leery of? What is frowned upon or offensive? ...Are we sure there isn't a "how to" guide anywhere??? lol
