Signs your into swinging

I've had way too many vanilla friends with that very mentality... it's ok to cheat on her or him but don't let anyone flirt with their significant other. Fucking idiots.

Cheating on your significant other with swingers doesn't make you a swinger, it makes you a cheater.

az couple, I agree with you!

My issue was, he wanted to go swing with us but his fiancé at the time wasn’t allowed. To me that’s fucked up! But, he is a bit of a fucked up person! He’s the type that has cheated on every person he has been in a relationship with but absolutely loses his mind if his girl at the time even looks at someone.

We were best friends growing up but I have distanced myself from him. Still friends, but we don’t see each other very often.

Ok we've found where nutcal went

NO!

"tell him swinging is for couples. It's a couples thing. "

I don't know that is correct.

My wife and I hook up with guys for MFMs, but those guys also hook up with other couples for MFMs. We're swingers, but the single guys aren't?

Isn't swinging really just the pursuit of no-strings-attached sex with multiple other people?

blqt69, tell him swinging is for couples. It's a couples thing. If he is alone he is a stud looking to get lucky.

Yea it did, I let him know the next day to not tell people about my wife and I. At the very least ask me if it’s ok.

He’s a strange bird, he wanted to swing with us, like go to a party. I said we would take him and his girl sometime. Oh no, his girl couldn’t go, just him! Uhh no! Lol

KInd of sucks that your buddy outed you like that but I bet he wanted to fuck his friend's girl and saw it as a way of getting the topic of sex into her head, for future times.

I was driving with my buddy who had his friend and this guys girlfriend. My buddy knows we swing and just decided to tell his friends my business, yea I was a little pissed! Anyways, the girlfriend who was in the back seat(and freakin cute!) lunges forward and starts in with a hundred questions. One of the questions was, “is it true swingers put out a pineapple so other swingers know you swing?”, I replied, “Uhhhh that’s news to me, I use a website”.

That’s how I found out about the pineapple thing! Lmao

When a couple invites me back to their place to have sex with the beautiful wife and the husband eventually joins in. At the end she has a huge smile and he shakes my hand. That’s a pretty good sign you are into swinging.

Current,

If you make it a pene colada she would be thrilled.

Maybe!

BT,

I said Bonobos, not bourbon.

Black ring, with a signet that has pink flamingos, eating pineapple in a hot tub, surrounded by pampas grass populated by garden gnomes which are wearing wristbands that say +++ FMF +++. That's going to be a huge signet.

ill have to get a pineapple signet ring lol

Well, they WERE a great name for a rock band if nothing else.

BT

Don't blame the bonobos.

Not those bonobos again! Fuckers got me in all kinds a trouble a few months back.

BT

Orangutans you say. Hmmm. Haven't hear of that. Why not baboons? The red ass patches are pretty suggestive. Also, according to the book "Sex at Dawn" Bonobos are supposed to be total sluts.

Can't stand 'em. Just an indication of the lengths I would go to. I'll bring an upside down pineapple instead (How does she feel about Pina Coladas?)

you like other peoples women

You dress in an orangutan costume

We can joke innocently about gin vs vodka, or shaken vs stirred.

Mint juleps are not a joke. They are an abomination. Do not mention those words in the presence of my wife.

@Hot,

Hell, if Mrs. Hot will be there she could probably even talk me into one of those nasty mint juleps.