Profile Opening Lines

Those are some real winners Wayne. Thanks for sharing. The same guy that posted my original comments actually messaged us with.
You want and DP or DVP? That was it. He is now blocked.

<p>I have a collection of cheesy/funny Taglines I have seen over the years. Most are from single male profiles:</p>

<p>My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.</p>

<p>I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.</p>

<p>You can call me Fred Flintstone. I can make your bed rock.</p>

<p>Baby it's cold outside. I have a big log for your firebox.</p>

<p>My couch pulls out but I don't.</p>

<p>I'd tell you a joke about my dick...but it's too long.</p>

<p>If you were a fruit, you would be a FineApple</p>

<p>Do you like sales? Because at my place, your clothes are 100% off!</p>

<p>Its my duty to please that booty</p>

<p>Damn girl, you must be a fitted sheet. Your difficult and confusing, but I want you on my mattress.</p>

<p>I asked my lover If I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nine's.</p>

<p>I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?</p>

<p>Spell IHOP and then say &ldquo;ness&rdquo;. Yeah! I knew you wanted it!</p>

Butt dialing... That's a new one for me as a pick up line.

At least it's more creative than most of the opening lines I get, which are usually "I want to fuck your wife" when my profile clearly says my wife isn't swinging. Or I get messages from straight guys wanting to meet me for ONS.

That ass may be calling him, but after looking I think it would rather have some FaceTime ;)

I kind of like it….

It's a little funny.

Single male checks out our profile and this is his opening line.
Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me!!!
I wonder how well that works for him?