Naming your dick?

That might be the only thing dumber than naming your car

Every once in a while I name mine.

Frustrating!

I usually only name it that when it decides to get drunk.

Steve Austin (Bionic Man)....

One day at school, my acid washed denims came home with autographs, messages, and lipstick kisses on them. One girl wrote "HERBIE" across the crotch where she planted her kiss.

I haven't named him, but others have.

Meat & Potatoes makes me chuckle though every time.

We watched Inside Man with Denzel Washington, and his character said to his girlfriend: “Big Willy and the Twins”

Juvenile....

I dated a spanish girl and she called it by it's spanish name always, anyone know what it is I forgot??...

how about Pussworthy or Tonsil Tazer?

Chester

Hey, never underestimate the value of being old and in firm...

BT

(Insert knock on wood pun HERE)

Heh. No. Maybe when he's old and infirm.

You named it Popcorn?

Popcorn. We're waiting for another round of popcorn. Or maybe that's just me. ;-)

Sorry. Just fucking around while we’re awaiting a round of ...we’ll, you know... ;-)

BT

Lol! Ok i see my typo in my original post! Wondered what the hell was up with y’all!!

Yer gettin' purty frisky there, Texas...... :-)

Weiners wobder but they don't fall down?

A viagra a day keeps the wobder away?

I need a flash in the pan tonight

Or to borrow from a recent fora flash in the pan, how about Bickus Dickus?

BT

Wobder might work if you have a lisp. ;)

“Just wobdering how many men name their dicks?“

I’m thinking Wobder might actually be a nice name.

BT

Ole Blue fits you!

I occasionally (humorously) refer to my dick as "Old Blue". I haven't really given it a "name" though.

Excuse me, really? Naming? Ah jeeze , that’s the lady’s job, lol Seriously, focus on what it does, not on the “brand” . . . . lol

I'm really gonna need popcorn for this.