I’m so disappointed .

New Orleans, LA, Us

I’m already so disappointed that a watcher wouldn’t be a horrible thing ;-)

BT

Emeryville, CA, Us

Participation is key.

Emeryville, CA, Us

Pole Climber / rider is always preferred...

New Orleans, LA, Us

I’m very disappointed... My pole closed earlier this year because of the Covid. Seeking a friendly female pole taker...climber...or watcher. Also willing to entertain an enthusiastic oral argument or two.

BT

We probably won't be able to sleep until this erection is over and this huge load is finally off. Then it will be time to snuggle!

Land O Lakes, FL, Us

Hell no the grandkids can't come over to visit, tonight is the big erection night.

New Orleans, LA, Us

They say the polesters are often wrong, but I just don’t feel that way.

BT

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

I think I need to move to a swing state.

Emeryville, CA, Us

It will be a long night counting. The results will drip down slowly...

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

I would like to see a come from behind victory.

New Orleans, LA, Us

EA, nothing that a little blue pill can’t fix!

BT

New Orleans, LA, Us

Sadly, It’s only considered a big erection every 4 years.

... a large female turnout would be a dream come true.

BT

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

The erection showed up, it came to the event, then it petered out and fell asleep.

New Orleans, LA, Us

Her Poling location was extra clean...

The Exit Polers... the name of the rock band playing out back...

Dangling Chad & The Male-in Erections

The Erectoral College...a school for the well hung

Hang on Baby, the results are almost in! ... Are you sure! It doesn’t feel like they’re in yet?

...there’s a filibuster joke in here somewhere...

BT

Land O Lakes, FL, Us

(more)

Are you satisfied now that this erection is over?

How long do you suppose this erection can last?

Land O Lakes, FL, Us

This thread has so much dang potential - LOL :

"Where do you expect the outcome of this erection to be?"

"I have some excellent poling I want to share with you"

"This may be the biggest erection of my lifetime"

"Who will cum out on top with this erection?"

"Do you enjoy exit poling"

Carry on.......

Phoenix, AZ, Us

"...fresh AA batteries are your friend."

Pfffft. Haven't been shopping in awhile, have you? It's all rechargeable these days.

I'm in a vote-by-mail state, but even for those who waited until the last minute, it can also be erection day. ;-)

GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us

There's always tomorrow and the little blue pill.

In the mean time, fresh AA batteries are your friend.

Emeryville, CA, Us

They are not mutually exclusive :-)

New Orleans, LA, Us

They say there’s a high incidence of Ed Zachary Disease on Erection Day.

BT

Westfield, NJ, Us

For some it will be...for others it will be dejection day.

Virginia Beach, VA, Us

I thought it was “erection day.”