Conspiracy Theories go here!

New Orleans, LA, Us

There is a good article on this debunked conspiracy theory that mentions whack jobs burning towers and harassing contractors installing fiber optic cables to them but the key word in the article is "debunked". They also call it bizarre.

Businessinsider dot co m /coronavirus-conspiracy-5g-masts-fire-2020-4

~Scamp

Milton, FL, Us

You know what. They are making cell phone towers to look like trees !
They might begin to start forrest fires.
Trying to burn the towers.

Berkeley Spgs, WV, Us

I did just hear on the radio there are cell phone towers being attacked thru out the U.S.
Scouts honor,

mario609Veteran
Vineland, NJ, Us

Lmfao

New Orleans, LA, Us

Constantcravings: "I think the virus has not taken hold in Africa because they have poor cell phone service. In NYC where they have 5G it is the worst. I think Wuhan,China has 5G. So just stay home and turn off your phone. That's how it gets into your body."

Moving this here from the Covid-19 thread.

;^D

~Scamp

IntoiitRegular
Valley Falls, NY, Us

Shakeira called this evil plague with her pagan death yodel during Super Bowl half time show ;)

Fresno, CA, Us

Personally I think this whole thing is a plot by my puppet and the Trilateral Commission to keep my penis from getting wet, IYKWIM.

Berkeley Spgs, WV, Us

I’m thinking SLS is responsible,, it brought the forums back to life, roughly 5yrs since it’s seen this much action.

Berkeley Spgs, WV, Us

Good theory scamp! you had it until super intelligent

New Orleans, LA, Us

Scamp, ummm...in this case, I’d use quality of profile photo as validation... just sayin’

BT

New Orleans, LA, Us

I am using the honor system.

If you make something up or repeat something that you haven't fact checked and only post it because it furthers your political narrative and are unwilling to let facts dissuade you from reconsidering your position, it should probably go here.

~Scamp

Phxfunx2Veteran
Chandler, AZ, Us

Question? Who is the arbiter that determines if a particular comment or poster falls into the category definition(s)

New Orleans, LA, Us

Here's mine.

Trump knew what he was doing all along. He heard about the virus in China three months ago and while advisors suggested he send a strong and urgent message to the American people that drastic measures need to be taken or hundreds of thousands of lives will be lost, he chose another course. He has been trying to cut SS and Medicare for a long time and gut the ACA and when he heard that this virus killed mostly older people, especially those with medical conditions, he decided it was a perfect opportunity to purge those he saw as a drain on the economy. (I haven't seen a breakdown of deaths by race but if black and brown lives are lost at a greater rate than white, he will claim bonus points!)

And he knew exactly how to spin it so that his supporters would back him so he called it a dem hoax (the sheeple cheered and cheered) and blamed the states for not being prepared and the media for spreading "fake news", even as they quoted his own words. (more cheers!)

But what about the economy you ask? The crowning achievement of his presidency! All part of his plan. Economists have been telling him for several months that the economy was slowing, that the market was over-inflated and the bubble would burst sometime in 2020 (oh no, an election year!) This is where his super intelligence kicked into high gear. (Well, went from 5th grade to maybe middle school) He knew with a little urging, his followers would rally to his side and say, "Hey, the economy didn't tank because of our supreme leader, it was the virus's fault". Sheer genius I tell ya!

Each step of the way, he took the temperature (metaphorically, he doesn't know how to use a thermometer) of his devotees and realized that it didn't matter if 100 died or a thousand or 100,000 or even a million! What he had predicted long ago had come true, he is responsible for the deaths of thousands of citizens (many right on Fifth Avenue!) and not only is he not going to lose a single vote, his approval ratings have soared! (If you can call 49% soaring)

I have to say, I am genuinely impressed that so many of you caught on to his plan so early on and defended his every move. It took me weeks to realize he isn't just the bumbling, anti-science, narcissistic buffoon he has portrayed these past three years.

Now let's hear yours!

~Scamp

hotluvrsVeteran
Jeffersonville, IN, Us

Thanks Obama!

New Orleans, LA, Us

In an effort to keep your 5G, bio-engineered, weaponized, flat-earther and other conspiracy theories from cluttering up the COVID-19 (and other topics trying to have an intelligent conversation) thread, post them all here.