Balls in her

This post made my epididymal cysts swell up and ache.

I’ve had some guys try it, not a lot of luck. But most of my boyfriends are pretty thick.

You have to use the Old Skool Sex Formula:
Multiply the SAG of the BAG, times the ANGLE of the DANGLE, divided by the SHUNT of the CUNT !

So, here I am with a Ph.D. in theoretical physics coming onto this site for some diversion from everyday stuff and see this post. Next thing you know, I'm doing mental calculations to figure out what kind of odd proportions and erection angle would be required for this. Not to mention stroke length and accomplishing any of it without mind-numbing ball pain. I think I'll leave this unsolved and hope to find a less intellectually challenging post. But, glad the OP found a new way to have some fun!

Maybe they are trying to get in the pool first. Rofl. OK guys, clearly I need a nap.

Weird think is i have balls but when start with action just almost disappear. Alweys dreams to have Ron Jeremy balls (not in his age but this size) but well need to be happy with mine lazy...

I'm with Bobby on this one. When I'm hard (or very cold), mine have actually retracted up inside me. Unlike the song "I've got big balls", I do NOT have the biggest balls of all ;-)

Also with Ed on the sucking thing. Any amount of suction and it just frigging hurts.

Thanks Funly, I would have a better chance of getting DD's implanted in me than getting balls in a pussy,LOL.....

Only worth a biscuit?

I win a biscuit

100% real authentic boobies.

They look real to me.

RE;M&C, Your tempting me to go out and get a 10,000 dollar boob job with that photo of your sexy lady braless in the white top....Mary Jo

Thanks, WhoMe, for the compliments. Gloves are definitely a lot of fun for parties and on a date or two. Primarily, they get put to use in dom/ sub play.

Lol MandC

Loving that pic too. Great gloves! Mary Jo @Tall Mark 45 May think so also, although the gloves may not be her taste.

Lol I love it, Holly Blue, clearly you have to go on a comedy tour.

Yes, the "I watched porn before the meeting" guy.

I just don’t have the balls to even try this.....

"....8000 mini pumps..." Laughed my ass of at this one. The first image that popped into my head was a little dick and big ball combo and "mini pumps." I prefer at least a 5" heel myself.

The post also reminded me of this really green sm that we met at a coffee shop. "Don't freak out on me, but I am going to ask if you all have done a really crazy position. So, I was hoping to have this happen sometime. Now if it is too much don't just write me off... (I already had). It would involve two men, maybe me and him, both putting our cocks...." "Oh, dvp? We did that twice this week so far."

Some guys just think their fantasies are super impressive and everyone will be in awe.

A dwarf in flats...

Wow. And thanks for the time you put into researching.

So apparently I'm bored, perhaps a little bit of a pervert, and really was like how the hell does this work. I actually looked this up and found a video that appears to show this. He puts his balls into her pussy (lots of videos of this activity) and then somehow flexes his stiff cock (It is standing straight out there and not soft) and inserts it. Now as has been mentioned he is limited to short strokes but the key is this guy has low hangers so in truth there is a bit of room for the balls to remain in and the loose sack to move around some. Of course there is just the one video of this repeated on several "safe" free sites with a questionable angle so you cannot be 100% sure the balls are in but it at least appears like they are and physically he could do it. Oh and there a couple more showing failed attempts the most notable who came close was a guy with minimal balls almost more of an "expanded" penis base. In that case I would call it balls deep more than balls in but it seemed he was "bottoming out" just before he got the balls in.

So this is indeed a legit thing and all I can say is you go dude live out your dream.

Woow bro i m super jealous. I can't find m balls ... go somewhere when i start with.... congratulations.... you have big fucking balls

Lol, rule 34.

And I mean, what's the alternative? Stuffing ala Thanksgiving turkey style? OP's post is fan fiction.

The guy's thrust is limited to a fraction of the depth of his balls or he's falling out. This makes me think of football penalties; half the distance to the goal...will the ref throw a flag on the play? Sigh.

Hmmm. Heading off tot he dark side of the internet to look this up because if one person has thought of it the porn industry has done it.

Not really though I mean that is something I really would not want to see. Heck reading it is bad enough.

I suppose there could be a speculum , the. Lower him using a hoist... ah, too much to waste the energy thinking on...

Who wants to think about a speculum then, anyway...blah