Russ and Ashley dive into their wild weekend at Secrets Hideaway Resort, from staying in a 'secrety' BDSM room—complete with chains and dim lighting—to giving away room crawl prizes of rope and cupcakes. They enjoy pool parties, clubbing, and people-watching (and more), all while teasing each other about endless room trips. With costume themes like 'Rockstar Night' and spontaneous orgies, their escapades are a whirlwind of fun, frolics, and friendship. Tune in for laughs, love, and a sprinkle of lifestyle insights!Special thanks and music credit to our friend @nominalfilter on Soundcloud!Upcoming EventsAnnouncing Upcoming Events to Party with us Next Week!Follow Us- Instagram: @hotcouplechronicles- TikTok: @hotcouplechronicles- YouTube: Watch video episodes on our channel- Facebook: @ThatHotCoupleInGA- Instagram: @HotCoupleInGA- TikTok: @thathotcouple_inga- Backup TikTok: @thathotcoupleinga4.0- X (Twitter): @ThatCoupleInGAFind Your Community- SDC: Use code 36775 for 2 free weeks!- SLS: Get 1 month FREE with our link!- 3Fun: Find local swingers with this free app! Become an affiliate HERE!- Swinger Society Discord: Join over 40,000 swingers!Health Resources- Shameless Care: $30 off ED meds or at-home STI testing!Premium Sites- Ashley’s VIP OnlyFans (No PPV, all content included)- Ashley’s PPV OnlyFans- Ashley’s Fansly- Russ’ OnlyFans
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If you've been thinking about starting a podcast, this is your sign. Start your new podcast for free today at rss.com. Welcome to Hot Couple Chronicles, a podcast exploring the swinging lifestyle. Our discussions may contain explicit content and adult themes intended for mature audiences. While we strive to offer valuable insights and entertainment, please be aware that the views expressed are based on personal experiences and opinions. We encourage listeners to approach the content with an open mind and to prioritize communication, consent, and respect in their relationships.
Remember, everyone's journey is unique, so take what resonates with you and leave what doesn't. Thank you for joining us on this adventure. I'm Russ. And I'm Ashlyn.
And this is this is hot couple chronicle so secret we're in the midst of it still it's still very secrety for us it is we're at secrets you can tell we're in a different bed those of you watching you can see the room it's we added this pineapple flag but the wall's just black otherwise and then we had they have the sparkly or the the blinky lights yeah we added all that stuff and then you can see some chains that's pretty much what this room has the bdsm room supposed to be a bdsm room supposed to it's got some chains got some hard chains a lot of hard points a lot of metal and it's dark yeah really dark and yeah it it's not my favorite room i probably wouldn't do this one again but i do like trying out different i don't i love like every time we know now like we just know yeah it wasn't horrible it was the worst i just like the cage is in a cage we thought it was going to be way more bdsm yeah it's like the cage that they advertised and showed the pictures of it's a punk it's a bunk bed without a top mattress yes and it's a futon on the bottom pulls out and it was out the front well as soon as we got here it was taking up the whole room and then the swing is right in the middle of the wasn't the best room for hosting a room to go in, but it's not the worst room either.
Oh, yeah, we didn't have a fridge either. Yeah, the fridge, it's cool, not cold. Yeah, the fridge was kind of annoying. It was more like a wine chiller. We had hot water the whole time. We did. Some people lost hot water. Yeah, a lot of people had no hot water, so it was great for that. It's secrets. It's secrets. Like, as long as you know. It's an old Ramada. Yeah, it's a remodeled Ramada. And, like, as long as you know that going in, you're okay. It's the vibe. Their pool is pretty amazing, though. The pool is amazing, too. Yeah, the outside part. But, I mean, how often are you in the room?
Very much. Not very much. Like, you're never here anyway. So, it's not that serious. Yeah.
yeah like we're in the pool out there and wandering in the hallways all day long so the room's just a tiny little all day all night yeah all morning all everything we're wanderers and it's been it's been fun so we're just gonna that's what this episode is about we're gonna kind of break down secrets for those of you that kind of want like a sneak peek behind the scenes and we're still here so we're still in yeah it's very fresh and new and we haven't talked a lot of about a lot of it so we wanted to do that with you guys yeah i don't even know where to start i guess we got here thursday thursday we drove down thursday afternoon yeah checked in and we got here at like right at four o'clock was on the dot because i knew it was check-in time yeah so i was worried because you used to you when you check in there'd be 45 people in the lobby yeah but they now have all the paperwork done already beforehand so all you gotta do is pay really yeah and sign we did it all and then emailed it and yeah so they had all that stuff that's really helped that a ton yeah stream mind the whole process well because you get everybody coming in to check in at the same time and everybody has to fill out the it's like yeah and yeah yeah it's like the memberships yeah the Membership waiver, the club swingster.
Yeah. Disclosure stuff. yeah it's like the memberships yeah the membership waiver yeah the club swingster yeah yeah disclosure stuff yeah and then yeah and then we immediately knew that if we didn't unpack and start getting stuff set up that we would never do it because the first day is always we get distracted yeah it's easy to get distracted because you start finding your friends, and you try to look for your people, and everybody's coming out and finding you, and everyone's getting there and settled. So it's craziness. We know we've been here enough, and we've done this enough that we know.
And we have a lot of stuff, so... We have a lot of shit. We were hosting Room Crawl. Yeah. So it's always extra when we do that. More than...
Normally, we can do it with we don't need yeah like if it's just like a normal like night or just like a extra but when we come to sea coach we bring everything we own we each have a suitcase with just clothes yeah and then like big suitcases and i thought for sure that this weekend well the weather looked horrible like it was like 70 chance of rain every day yeah and then i was like i know me if it's wet and rainy i'm frozen yeah i was like sweatpants so i like most of my suitcase is sweatshirts and sweatpants yeah and normally it would just be bathing suits and laundry it wouldn't be much stuff but this time i brought every season anything because you don't know it's october so like and there's hurricanes and all this stuff like the weather's weird so well it turned out i i completely cleared all of that away because we didn't stand like any rain whatsoever until today and i'll take i'll take a sunday rain yeah if it has to rain any of the days this is sunday recuperation day anyways yeah yeah well we have our suitcase was all that stuff and then we have the totes and the boxes and the i'm still putting together room crawl stuff on the drive here yeah and i had been working on that shit for weeks like months months yeah the earth is like a big they pull out all the stuff it's an event yeah it's a really an event yeah it's like four or five days of eventing and it's exhausting because it's also florida and you're also swimming and you're walking a lot dancing doing all the fucking doing all the things that you need to use your body for so every one of us are like just creeping along today it's been been fun but anyway yeah thursday thursday we got checked in and then we we knew most of our as much as we could i knew friday i had to set a time slot where i could work on room crawl stuff because like i said if you don't get it done right away you're probably you get distracted friday you we were busy so i yeah and i knew yeah i've had a whole schedule because you had pictures with the girls starting at tiktoks and stuff like that so i had to get up at 8-ish and get like 7 and get ready, get dressed, full everything to go over there.
So I was like, I knew better. I was not going to want to do it. So I did. I still did that on Friday. But Thursday, we did as much as the decorations and set everything up as much as we could for the room crawl.
That way, we just do the little things we had to do all the little bullshit but it was it was a lot of getting ready getting set up and then we went you know as soon as you're done unpacking you start going and doing you know the rounds you start going and seeing because they start the game start and like the djs go in and by the pole and like people are starting it was beautiful out so beautiful and we thought at this time we still thought it was going to rain we did friday and sunday so we're like we need to soak this in as much as i was like yeah it's our only nice day this weekend like let's relax and do it and now plus all our stuff was unpacked i felt better and you could actually relax because you were ready for the weekend.
And then you go finding everyone. And you go looking at the different rooms and people have them all set up, like different. If you've never been to Secrets, it's in Kiss Me, Florida. And it's like we said, it's like an old remodel remodel. Yeah, but each room is a different theme and they're all like privately owned. So it's completely different vibes in each one. Yeah. Like some are just like regular hotel rooms I don't know. is a different theme, and they're all privately owned, so it's completely different vibes in each one. Yeah.
Some are just regular hotel rooms, some are motel rooms, and some are out there. They've got all the stops, so it's really fun. You just go around and peek in everybody's room, and they all have big windows. They all have big wall windows, so you can see in every room, and that's super fun.
So we wandered, and then the bar well we went with the bingo yeah the bar was starting to hop because they were doing speed dating and they were doing uh oh yeah they did the speed dating and by the bar yeah they're doing we missed that because we were unpacking but they we still could have done the nudes one remember they were trying to recruit people they're like like you want to do it and oh yeah they did the nude because they did a mile we got there right when they were doing the wild one and it was nude speed dating and i was like no that's not me not me i can't i can't no i'm here for it like you you guys have fun with that but especially the first like hour we just hour we just got there i'm like gotta ease into it a little bit people that were there for already a few days they're like yeah just walking around naked nobody cares by them but when you first get here it takes a minute to like start getting into like acclimate yeah and then by the time i'm like i just was walking around and just underwear like this tiny little thong yeah like by the end you're just whatever who cares you're naked everybody and that's kind of where some people were so they were here for it but we were all like fully dressed in regular clothes still like we were just got there yeah from vanilla world we're still acclimating to the to the swinger land and so we yeah we did oh yeah then they were doing bingo they had owners were there they had host nights host nights.
Yeah, so they picked or volunteered or whatever. I don't know how that exactly works. But one of the owners of one of the rooms hosted a bar bingo. And they would walk people around and give tours and introduce them and stuff. So they started handing us the bingo cards. And he's like, go play bingo.
This is how you introduce them and stuff so they started handing us the bingo cards and he's like go play bingo this is how you do it and stuff but we were jumping in at the end of the game and I didn't hear that you couldn't pull the things off because you punched out the numbers I didn't hear the rules the winners got free drinks or whatever so yeah they handed us and then we in you know mid to end well then i ended up getting bingo as soon as i sat down and then i didn't i hadn't gotten the rule that you don't punch out the things so yeah i got in trouble for that but yeah because they can't read it i didn't know i wasn't thinking i wasn't thinking yeah it does but i wasn't thinking at that time and i was nervous and anxious.
I was like popping them out just to pop them out. Then I ended up winning, and then I won again the next round. Well, the first one I didn't. I won, but me and another guy had a tie. It was a tie. They added up the corners. Yeah, and the highest number won. And I was like two off or something. It was like 150 and 153 or something stupid.
So he ended up getting it, but I a bingo and then the next one i got bingo yeah and that was just me and it was like right away and one of the owner guy that one of the hosts he's like i want to go get you a shot from yeah yeah he's like i they all felt bad because i didn't get a free drink so they were like you could still have a you know juice shot one of their like yeah the ones that they pour in your mouth that have really no liquor in them they're just like juice just juice yeah yeah sugar sugar water i had one of those so that was nice that was nice and uh even the guy who won he offered to buy me a drink he's like what do you want to drink i'll buy a drink i was like no oh i can't but it was cute but yeah that was we did that for a little while just hung out at the bar they have like a little tiki bar area there by the pool and yeah it was beautiful weather yeah beautiful weather and so yeah we thursday we mainly just socialized like by the pool like bar like courtyard we walk in and everybody's like getting into party mode so everybody's pulling you in the room and everybody's talking and hanging out and starting to get excited everybody's like i have arrived they're ready to get crunk like everybody was super excited to see each other there's a lot of people we hadn't seen in a long time and so here we hung out and came back to our room ended up putting on a show putting on a show for some people as we do we had a little bit of Thank you.
yeah we hung out and came back to our room ended up putting on a show putting on a show for some people as we do a little bit of a crowd out there but we knew it was thursday so we went to bed pretty early i mean it was still like 1 a.m 2 a.m yeah i had to get up at seven but yeah i i knew better i knew i had to get out of this oven to be ready. That was why. For the next day. But, yeah, we ended up just putting out a little show. People stood outside the window and watched like they do. And then we went to bed. We passed out. And that was Thursday.
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I went. I did leave. Because I had, like, a few hours where I was by myself, I think. You're listening to a podcast right now. Driving, working out, walking the dog. If you're into podcasts, chances are you have something to say too. With RSS.com, starting your own is free and easy. Upload an episode, and we distribute it to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, and hundreds more. Track your listeners, see where they're from, and start earning from ads like this, even with just 10 listeners a month. If you've been thinking about starting a podcast, this is your sign. Start free and easy.
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went to the oh when you went to the do tiktoks and pictures and stuff like that with the girls i went and had to go get stuff for the room crawl oh yeah that's right yeah he had to go get cupcakes and little lost minute stuff and then yeah i had to get up and then we had planned on a bunch of the girls in the swing society doing like lingerie pictures and we never we used to have every single event every time we would always be like come to this room all of you this is where we do them but we don't do that anymore so this is the first time you did it for a really long time i never i mean people they do it on their own but i never you know get invited to any of that or anything so this was like the first time where i had a chance to really do it and stuff so i was excited i was here for it yeah i love getting all the pictures whenever i can because that's why it's what i do so anytime that i don't have to put as much of an effort into it you know it makes it a whole lot easier when i get a whole bunch of hot girl pictures too yeah yeah we went to all the pictures with all the hot girls so yeah we did those we did well i didn't know we did tiktoks too i didn't know we were gonna do that we all showed up in lingerie and then they were like no one got the memo that if we were supposed to do normal clothes bring lingerie right because we want to do a few tiktoks while we're all together and yeah we did some tiktoks they were cute yeah because you ran off i was getting ready to leave and you came back we're like i need regular clothes we all showed up in lingerie we were like because it was supposed to be a halloween just lingerie thing yeah that's what it was they were going to be like spooky sexy black or whatever yeah stuff so yeah we did some tiktoks real quick it was supposed to be real quick because at 11 we had to do they have a new program called the nips ambassador program i think right ambassador program but it's pretty much just us who have been here for a while and have been to secrets quite a few times it's all the newbies like the new people coming for the first time yeah to secrets so they will want you to like take them on a tour and show them all the things and answer any questions and then like introduce you introduce them to your friends and people you know and stuff other people and so I don with Bye.
I saw you rounding the corner. I came back, and then you weren't there still. I was like, it's almost 11. You're not going to make it. I texted him, and I was like, it's 11, sucker. I replied with a picture of the traffic. That hot couple in GA is always just Ashley and GA. Sometimes I'm like, you all keep getting out of that kind of stuff. I was like, I'll do this by myself now. As I wanted to do it together, I thought it would be fun. Plus, I was a little nervous about me.
Always a little nervous about meeting somebody i was right there people right behind you i know that but i at that point i told them they're like are you waiting on russ and i was like no he's in traffic sent me a picture of traffic so i was like i think it's just me then he showed up not it was right after that it was i was like oh he's done he was like a couple minutes behind you but I was like I don't know I wanted to spend the weekend with him because I haven't had the weekend with him in a really long time so I wanted to do all the things together and well then we get there and we found our couple and they had been there already since yeah they've been here since Wednesday they've been in every room everywhere they knew all the whole place and then they knew most of the everyone there they knew already they already met so we we did introduce them to a few people and a few of our friends that were around because everybody was starting to go to pool time it was yeah it was hot the sun was sunning florida was florida this weekend it was so good because i was expecting this weather that we had today all weekend it was hot out there so hot and everybody was like we mingled for a little bit stood there and we were like okay it's time to like get a drink and a cold drink and go to the pool because it was yeah really hot and we yeah we did that for about an hour or so yeah we hung out and then we're like all right let's go get swimsuits on everybody was like i think it's time to get less clothes on because we were all in real clothes so we were like ready to not be and then we uh yeah we we knew we had pool time and we were allowed we had a few hours of pool time and that's what we were i was like till three we have to swim till three and then we have to get i at least have to get my life together.
Because I had, like I said, I had all that room crawl shit. Yeah. That I had to put together. It was little tiny stuff I had to put together. And room crawl was at six. But I had to also get ready, too. Because I took a shower, been in the pool, everything. And then you ran somewhere and went on for a little while, too. Because I did a lot of it. And ran, I think, to get food. I think that was food. Yeah, that's when we, yeah. That one was food. You got cheesesteaks and fresh dip. And you were out for a few, for a little bit. Yeah, that's it. A little bit.
I went down the street to the restaurant. But down the street here is, like, our project. Like, thriving. Yeah. You're like, oh, it's right across the road. Yeah, so. It's not like that simple where your secret is it's you can only turn one way because there's a giant median and so you were you you always have to do a u-turn to go the opposite direction and everything's over there just takes a lot more time and it's orlando traffic. Yeah, there's always cars everywhere doing all things. I got to like chill for it. The restaurant was only like three miles away. Yeah, I know.
You look at their phone and you're like, oh, that's right across the street. Three miles. Yeah. Yeah, he was gone for a little while. So that gave me a chance to get in the shower and start getting in the room crawl. The little, tiny stuff. I had him putting sticks on the roof. We had little cupcakes, and we had little rope bondage girls that were black and silver, like rope. But he had to attach the stick for the toppers. I did that. Like a professional. He did. Might as well just call me the cake master. So well. Here you are. We're not a baker now. We're a baker now. Yeah, he did that.
And we had the blow-up balloons. I had these like ball and chain looking balloons. Spiky balls. That was kind of dark. I don't know. It went well with everything. And we like hung them around. And then we had like just little little i had to do oh the gift bags yeah because our friend our friend organ couple they made stickers for us this time we were out and i love her stickers and she's so good at it and she loves doing it so i had her do them this time and i'd much rather have someone you know i'm close to you and i know do them than like zazzle.
That's where we've been doing and Amazon and stuff. So she, but we hadn't seen her and her machine wasn't working last time. Like we said, coming to her house on the other episode about that. And so she was like, I'm bringing them to Secrets. So I had all those, but I had to add them to the bags that I made on the way here.
Because we did like mints and cards and stickers everybody knows you just do little swag bags all the stickers little goodie bags we all have stickers here so i had to make all of those up i made like 150 of those and then just little just setting up decorations oh yeah i had this great idea on sheen for like a dollar 24 i saw these these sticks and at the top they were like these little balls that the fair roche I can't ever say it they fit right in there and they're like gold and it's cute and my idea I had that was like super cheap and then i had like filler and stuff i had fancy like pearls and feathers and stuff to make it these big things and then i was going to do red stuff and amazon screwed me over but you basically made like little bouquets yeah i had little flower vases with rocks in them and i yeah i had all the setup for these like but they're edible it's like an edible edible flower so yeah i did that we set that up that was a pain in the asshole and then got ready and then yeah room crawl really the original idea of room crawl was he was going to do we were giving out like what six or eight yeah we had two like starter bundles for like like shears big bags and three bundles of rope yeah it was like a total of 96 feet something like that and those were like the grand prices like yeah and then we were going to give away a chest like i was going to tie a chest harness and they got to keep what was that 32 feet of the rope and he could either have him tie you here at the like during the room crawl like for 10 minutes like a real quick you know chest thing or like a teach someone to do it like do it for someone and show you know kind of teach them or they just have a rope bundle but that was going to be like our game thing and then with the hurricane i had ordered this stuff like weeks ago but amazon just was like no and stopped delivering around us last week so i get it but also it's like oh we had scratch offs we had all these stuff so we had to like on the fly come up with pulling a name out of a bucket type thing with winner on it and nobody could no one could pull the winner no one could not winner like we started like we didn't have the two big bundles like the big bundles to give away so we did do two giveaways but we had a lot more it's so i don't know what really like we kept writing taking them out and writing on yeah we were adding winners to it yeah like yeah we kept adding like when no one was winning it i'm like oh like i need to take some of these blank ones out yeah so i started That's a big thing.
to it yeah like yeah we kept adding like when no one was winning it i'm like oh like i need to take some of these blank ones out yeah so i started like just taking blank ones out like five ten at a time and we tried and no one would like nobody winner yeah until oregon couple yeah and then she was like watch this and she like closed her eyes and like winner she already knew the heck every time but yeah? Every time. She did get that. She did get it. She did it. But yeah, we had planned on doing those as our big prizes and then just rope tying people. And that was the plan. It was okay.
It's okay. We improvised and we still gave away stuff and we still had a good time. We always throw them crawls.
It's like our fave.'s our we love hosting we just love hosting parties meeting a lot of people at one time we love meeting people we love parties it was different this time i feel because we're this is an outside room yeah we've always we've always been on the inside like and it was away from the mass usually it's just like quiet slam packed for the entire like hour and a half and it's craziness this time this time it gave him waves yeah they'd all go away and they all come in yeah i'll go away and they all come in but we we do we're hosters like we love hosting in our house we love hosting we like being extra and it was cute i had signs i made and like all the little tiny little extra stuff like handmade little everybody complimented everything like everybody seemed to like it yeah yeah we tried we really did try and so we did that that was fun and then we were done and then it was time for rock star night yeah it was tardy time for that we had to get our rock star and i was excited about this night because any night that i have an excuse to wear like leather leather vibes like collars like it was it was a lot of like i loved your outfit yeah i was like that i love that top i'm yeah i was really surprised i liked that top i didn't expect to like it but i really do like it it's good it's gonna wear like a leather like tie Bye-bye.
i love that top i'm yeah i was really surprised i liked that top i didn't expect to like it but i really do like it it's good it's good i wore like a leather like tie in the middle open yeah it was like a lace vesty looking shirt like yeah best like crop top i don't do well with like open in the front stuff it was it was good it was really good it was good it was like my pigtails and i could do the whole big sm my whole that's my vibe so i was excited about that and everybody else showed out like so many people i love there was a lot of wigs with like 80s hair bands yeah i love watching people like dress up and see what they come up with and every you never know yeah it goes all out you really can do whatever you want.
It's like Halloween. It's a good experience. You know what I'm surprised I didn't see? I was expecting to see. It's like an Elton John. Yeah. Yeah. Like Davey. Yeah. Like Davey did do that. He went all on an Elton. Yeah. But I could see like the, you know, like his sequin like baseball suit or something like that. Yeah. Everybody just went with, like, leather. Most people went with just leather. And, like, kind of, yeah, rocker. Yeah. Like, yeah, alternative vibes. People are waving at the window. We got people out the window. That's one risk. We opened the window. Hi, guys.
We opened the window and didn't shut it. We have our friends. We make friends by window open it's fun it's a good time yeah we we had to get ready for that and we we got got that and then we started slowly making our way down there that's that's a trip and a half just getting there takes quite effort like you you're always running into people you're always talking like And then you're always thinking of stuff you left in your room or you want to leave in your room or a reason you have to go to the room. You have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, we are bad at that. We are kind of the worst.
It is very... Sometimes I'm like, what the heck are we even doing?
Keep going back to the room or back to someone else's room yeah we did did do that and we made we slowly made our way down there we did our all right we did it we did 360 we didn't bring our phones we didn't bring any phones no i was like oh i should have brought phones we took we did get some pictures and i did when he was gone i was able and i was dressed i was able to take a few we took some in the room yeah yeah we did them as i'm saying we did in the room but then that's one thing too about secrets is i just leave the phone in the drawer and keep it there the whole time so i'm really like but i didn't get any anything that night picture wise yeah we left our we always well we did the 360 but then there was issues yeah they couldn't yeah we tried to do 360 because we didn't need our phones.
And that was my thought. But, yeah, we didn't get that. And they're having issues with them sending or something like that. We didn't get it. And we had Android. And we didn't get our pictures. But we tried. We tried. It was a good time, though. And we went and partied. We danced. I danced. We danced. You danced, too. We did dance. We danced. DJ Laugh the Spice killed it. I love that set. Oh, my gosh. You're listening to a podcast right now. Driving, working out, walking the dog. If you're into podcasts, chances are you have something to say, too.
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more track your listeners see where they're from and start earning from ads like this even with just 10 listeners a month if you've been thinking about starting a podcast this is your sign start free at rss.com yeah you did so good i loved oh my gosh i love watching him evolve i love he's he's doing it yeah he's a complete you listen to his stuff even just a year ago it's completely different nice he's good it's good i turned around i was like oh i was so excited yeah he did some of those there's some good stuff remixes were dirty like it was good it was really good some of them gave me like even me gave like oh yeah yeah always yeah we so we supported them for you know and danced and hung out in the club as long as we could and totally couldn't anymore and get distracted we always get distracted distracted went to walking we always get distracted and we were still like a lot of people were still getting there and it was still early and we were all excited so it was a lot more friday it was a lot of like just wandering we wandered quite a bit we just bingled hung out got in and out of conversations, got pulled in and out of a conversation, and we were relaxed, really.
We came back and put on a show. Yeah. We had a friend this time. We put on a show. We brought a female friend back, and we had fun. We had fun. We put on another show. There was another crowd. Yeah, there was another crowd. There was another crowd. Yeah. They know.
They know where to go to watch watch shows but we were yeah we brought a female from back that we were really close with so it's fun it's fun to do and we that lasted for quite a while yeah we're back here for most of the night we missed all the everybody's like orgies that happening at one yeah and i was like yeah and then we were distracted we got distracted we do that a lot but yeah we missed that yeah we were walking back we were like orgy at one we never got the location either that's true we were like orgy at one and we were like sweet and we never got the location and also we were distracted we were on our own mission we were having our own fun And I'll see you at one.
If we knew where they're going. Yeah, that's all we heard. And then we never got the location. And also, we were distracted. Yeah, we were. We were on our own mission. And so we were having our own fun. But yeah. And that was Friday night. And then she left. And we just wandered the hallways. Like, by then, everybody was done orgies and stuff. So they were all like, it's only Friday. It's only Friday.
You're still trying to save some energy for saturday everybody we still got saturday calm it's we gotta calm down we can't be too crazy but although friday i feel like is the day we should get more space yeah because you don't sleep all day saturday yeah like you don't have to get everyone so miserable getting up and going and driving 10 20 hours like well you partied it was saturday oh my goodness sorry sorry guys it's not fine it's not fine that's fine i have that effect on you sometimes no no it's secrets i am got my body sore everything hurts like i'm dehydrated i've been drinking you just don't understand until you do it like people that come we know yeah like i know like i even look i can't like i'll see myself in the camera everybody's like you look like i feel like thanks for that thanks for that yeah i'm like well i apparently look like shit yeah i feel thanks but also fuck you yeah also fuck you yeah you know that was Friday.
We just did our own thing. Then we wandered and then came back to the room and did our own thing and passed out. This was, like, this secrets trip was a lot of just, like, us. And we knew that was going to be. And we knew. Because we hadn't, yeah. We hadn't spent any time together for the last year. Like, we did spend a lot of with friends, and we did do all the things. Yeah, we saw everybody. But it was a lot of me and you time. Yeah, but that's exactly what we wanted to do.
We said going into it, we hang out together a lot, but we don't get to hang out at swinger places anymore or events or with these friends.
We went into it, went into it we're like this is going to be an us like trip it's going to be an us vacation um that was good yeah it was good and then that was that was yeah that was friday that was friday hey there listeners are you looking to prioritize your sexual health and wellness we've got just a thing for you shameless care offers at-home testing kitshealth consultations, and even treatment for ED and performance anxiety for when you want to play but your body says otherwise. It's convenient, discreet, and all about keeping you at your best. And guess what?
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It's just Florida, chilling, beautiful. Oh, my gosh, the weather. I know I keep saying that, but we got so lucky. Yeah, it was perfect pool weather.
Every day of this week's hurricane and all this stuff like we got very lucky to get two really gorgeous days when it was supposed to rain here and there pretty much all weekend like that was pretty high jam so i thought it would be like this all weekend long so yeah it was beautiful it was so beautiful the sun was sunning it was warm it was so good so yeah we did pool a lot of pool they do like djs uh life of spice was there djing for a few hours and they did like they do games and shots and everybody everybody's just hanging out having a good time a lot of pool games party games yeah yeah a lot of a lot of fun stuff during the day day parties they bring the motor rabbit out yeah yeah all the toys come out and they're doing they do like raffle tickets and then you have like the merch booths and you walk around and look at all the merch and stuff people selling all the pineapple things you can actually find them and like yeah it's good to just mingle and walk around you can make necklaces and then there's a bar people hang out you can hang out the bar and get lunch and stuff it's a good vacation vibe when you come here so we did that pretty much that was our day like that was all day and then i came back and then it was food time we had to find some food so well we woke up and ate lunch because we didn't wake up yeah yeah so we wanted something fast so he was like i think i'm gonna get a mcdonald's just to eat something yeah before yeah yeah i'm like we need just like we didn't eat since what 11 12 and so i'm like i'm just gonna run to mcdonald's real quick get some chicken nuggies and give us something to just sit in our stomach and soak up some of the alcohol we were about to consume yeah we learned a long time ago as well the thing is you have to pace yourself and eat like eating is like the number one i always tell everybody key like make sure you're regularly eating something make sure you bring snacks make sure you're ordering food because food is essential food and water like make sure you're feeding yourself we've learned the hard way quite a few times we used to like never take time to eat and we'd be running around and then we'd just be exhausted and starved to death and be eating at like 2 a.m just like oh don't do that don't do that you feel like crap it's not worth it but yeah we got nuggets i got a shower got ready we both got ready it takes like two seconds to get ready yeah i take me like two hours and he's i i hang out sleep almost asleep and i was like you need to like every time like we have to be there in 20 minutes like all right put his clothes on and he's like okay i'm ready yeah he gets to lay here and nap while i have to do my face i jumped in the shower i got like i cleaned up i got to do my Closed on my hair real quick and i'm like i'm good to go baby i'm always so jealous about because i always like go because i had like beads that i wanted to wear yeah saturday you had like the jewels was the theme and so i wanted the little i had like bought all these different colored beads and different sizes And I wanted to make like all different designs on there and then i had these eyeliner silver stickers that have hearts and i wanted to do like festival so i wanted to have beads all over my face i had some beads but not the way that i was picturing because i was oh that was a pain in the butt that took an extra like hour doing that so that was fun but it was cute and i was done it was really good by seven because at seven we always we right before the club we always do like some tiktoks whoever wants to and we do you know some pictures and stuff so we go to the club a little early they open all the social media social media people yeah yeah people on social media we all gather in the club yeah before it opens and then do a whole bunch of them but normally i would have wore regular clothes and then came back and had to finish it but we just i wore what i was gonna wear that night which was actually a smart move because it was it was fine because we were always at a rush to get ready for the party it felt so good to finally be ready at seven and then we got to hang out for like once we did that it was like a 30 minutes or you know we didn't spend much time on it so we were ready to just take but we got to take pictures you guys are professionals like it wasn't quick we were good yeah you we were on like everything we were doing we were just like bam done bam done me and the guys we were just kind of hanging out talking it.
They always just bullshit and talk. I'm like, can you please take us some behind-the-scenes stuff? Like, any pictures with me and, you know, these people? And it's just like, over in the corner, all the guys are just vibing, chilling, bullshitting, and I'm like... We get deep sometimes while you do some work. I do, I know, I know. We talk about some deep stuff sometimes. Like, we're here taking TikTok, doing TikTok TikToks. Like some of the topics that we touched on. We touched on politics. Oh, no. Yeah, like we touched on like. Oh, no.
It's like the number one rule most swingers do not talk about politics. But it does guy talk. Yeah. Like we've known each other for years. Yeah. It's not like I'm meeting somebody. The six people that we've known through the for years yeah yeah you know it's not like i'm meeting somebody that we've known but yeah we are we talked about different scenes like swinger scenes yeah we talked about music yeah uh and different like edm stuff because it was you know dj life F of Spice and Dan, and Dan's really into, like...
Yeah, he's getting into yeah and stuff so they were talking a lot about that and i really didn't have any input on that one i was just listening happy to be there yeah i was just listening here just putting my two senses where i felt like a meal was needed that's helping but yeah we did that and we got done and And we came back and we yeah we could take we took pictures we did 360 we did in front of the sauna we did all the things last night because we had our phones because we just came from the club making content so we were all ready to go and then we came back to drop the phones off and you know go to the bathroom and get yeah all of our friends gather our people to go to the club but we were so like we were ready yeah we were ready so we ate we're like to be in the club and it wasn't open till nine yeah we were just like we wandered and hung out it was so nice to not we took some pictures with organ couple we actually got some pictures we took pictures of us together like we did we came back to our room did some shots yeah we did some shots gave away some like people walking by like we were making friends i put the door open and yeah it was nice vibe because usually i'm running and we don't get pictures or do any of that for the most part the room was still decorated from the room crawl yeah we left we had like we still had cupcakes cupcakes left so we have a plate of cupcakes we have snacks we have candy yeah and like our card bag our swag bags we still had our uh hooch that we gave away during the room crawl so people were coming it was like our little tiny hangout too yeah and then we were just doing that in other people's rooms everybody was getting ready saturday was everybody was here for it everybody was ready yeah to go because everybody's like this is it you know how fast this is gonna be over and they're ready to go I'll see you next time.
people's rooms everybody was getting ready saturday was everybody was here for it everybody was ready yeah to go because everybody's like this is it you know how fast this is gonna be over and they're ready to go so we were excited too and we were still pretty early into the club we were we were like we were the first ones in the club because we started dancing and then it started a thing and everybody started coming in because we were there stupid early there was no one in there we're like no one's here and then we were like fuck it and then we were just yeah it was just like the four of us just dancing on our own five and then people were looking in and they thought we were partying like everybody was in there it's just us just us dancing i'm a dancer i love dancing like that's like my favorite thing in the whole world i love music so that's like where i'm the happiest so i it was fun and then we doesn't take long for the club to get packed i know and then everyone started rushing in and i was like okay time for us to go now like that's let's go outside for a little bit yeah it was still early it was like cold and it was early you know so like we'll just go outside and see if we can you know see who and then everybody was starting to come like we saw everybody because we were taking pictures we were up there taking pictures and hyping everybody up before before pictures we were it was fun we had fun that was fun and we just like welcomed everybody in yes they were as they were coming in they were like hey we can actually see all of our friends because yeah we had nothing else to do usually we're in a hurry we're trying to get some you know stuff done and running late and everything we could actually get be there already when everybody arrives so it was it was good vibes it was good vibes yeah we did that and a million times walked back to our room back to other people's rooms came back yeah back to there oh i gotta pee oh we gotta change oh i need this oh i need that it's a lot of that it's a lot of walking around and then like here's that like every party's in every single room so you're stopping every five minutes takes you an hour to get to your room to go pee but most important to my highlight of the night i got to kiss like the girl i've been crushing on for a hot minute i know i have a crush on i'd say so yeah it was so hot we made out with her together yeah and it was definitely a highlight.
That was a highlight. That was a highlight. We had some good moments where we were like, go best friend. We had a lot of that this weekend. It was an exploration weekend. It was a good, it was good. Yeah, it was good. There was some awesome stuff that happened. It was a really good. You're listening to a podcast right now. Driving, working out, walking the dog. If you're into podcasts, chances are you have something to say too. With rss.com, starting your own is free and easy.
Upload an episode and we distribute it to apple podcasts spotify amazon music and hundreds more track your listeners see where they're from and start earning from ads like this even with just 10 listeners a month if you've been thinking about starting a podcast this is your sign start free at rss.com again we have to hang out some half people are well Eventually we were partied out And the club closed And we have to hang out well eventually we were partied out and the club closed and and everybody just starts going to rooms yeah so we came back to the room and we had to get like we played just us yeah we played a lot we expected that's exactly exactly what this weekend because we don't get to do and then after we got done we left it was sort of wandering around see who's still out and about and we found an orgy so we started watching an orgy through one of the windows we love watching yeah and it was a lot of our friends in there a lot of them yeah we knew who was in there we knew there was a lot of people they saw they saw us standing outside the window like come on and they're like come on oh come on so the door opens and that's all it takes and there we go everybody was that that orgy had already been going for a while yeah it's been going for a minute they were like at the but we still like we still got to jump in too and it was established it was it was good yeah it was fun and there was probably like 12 like six couples 12 people yeah i counted earlier i think it was six couples so 12 people that was fun it was fun and then everybody was it like it was a good or good group of people and it was hot people it was a good group it was like a group of humans and then we it was in our room that we always say it's our room but ever since we had it the first time and the second time we sold it so it's such a good location and we always throw a good party in there and it's our favorite location so we were excited to be in there we were yeah i kind of like the room right next door now yeah me too me too i think that might be we'll have to try and get that next time i think so because yeah yeah it wasn't perfect but it the location it wasn't good and it was like memories it was nice to be in like our old room they used to call it our room and yeah it was good it was good to be back but we had a fun time it was fun and then we just were all naked at the end and we all like looked up at the mirror and got a cool ass fucking giant orgy picture from the ceiling that was good that was a good one I still haven't seen the picture I saw it for a second we were like oh that's so good I got so many pictures and videos that I don't have from this weekend it was always like we'll airdrop you and we have androids and so we're like we'll get with you later I guess so we have to get all that shit it's not my fault we're not Apple people I blamed Steve Jobs and Apple because I have a disdain for them and we refuse so whatever we'll get the content sometime instead of Apple everybody gets Samsungs exactly well not the Apple as you are but yeah it's a lot harder when you're like I'll get it from you and then you have to go a different route so I'm excited to see that one cause that's a good one that's gonna be a really good one just memories I wanna have that for memory yeah that's a memory picture because a lot of people in there aren't public i know that's what i'm saying like i just want to have it for memories like the j like j-dub couple was in there there was a few but not yeah yeah not a not all of them so it was quite a few like there's there's a lot like there's actually now i think about it i think we're the only public people in that room no no no we're not the only people they weren't like i think most of them are public most of them Thank you very much.
Actually, now that I think about it, I think we're the only public people in that room. No, we're not the only people. They weren't the only people, no. I think most of them are public. Most of them are, not public, but most of them are content creators. I think they were all content creators, though. They all have pages of apps and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I think maybe a few didn't, but most of them did. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I didn't.
But it was fun to finally get a chance to, like, we with a few of them but like oh yeah we've played with yeah yeah it was a good group of people and they were fun so we went in there that took up some time we were in there quite a while and then we were all hanging out afterwards just bullshitting well then we ended up like all right let's it's time to jump in the pool if it's like yeah it's hot let's go cool off. Next step is always pool time. And then I got in the pool for a minute, and I'm like, you know, it's actually kind of cold. I was not going to even attempt that.
I was like, I'll put the suit on. So then we went to the hot tub. I was like, I'll put a suit on. I put bottoms on. I was like, I'll put that on, but I'm not getting in. We hung out of the hot tub for... Until we couldn't breathe. Yeah. That's the thing about secrets. Their hot tubs are so hot. I don't know why they keep them so damn hot. To kick off all the... The thunk. Like, I feel like... I get in it sometimes, I feel like a lobster. Yes, it's boiled in water. It's good, too. But it felt good today. So, I appreciated it today. Yeah, today it felt good.
But any other time yes it's boiled in water yes but it felt good today so i appreciated it today yeah today it felt but any other time it's like summertime so it's weird and it's hot and suffocating it's a lot but yeah we hung out in the hot tub we just chilled good minute until we couldn't stand it anymore yeah and then we came back to the room and we played again yeah and yeah Yeah exhausted by then I was at this point we did the Mary fuck that time because it was exhausted like yeah we did the dirty spoon it was just like yeah like we both wanted to fuck so bad but also like am tired and i am five six a.m at that point and we it was five yeah it was we came to the room finally at five it was a little after five so yeah it was so we didn't get to bed till like six yeah that was like get to sleep i mean it's exhausting i wonder why we're tired this is the worst then i was up at 9 30 this morning so i could yeah he uh we decided to stay as we do and he but he had to go before check out 11 he had to go and go and they're like extend it the girls up up front are always so sweet yeah it's so easy it's not a big deal but it's still you have to go do it before check out the girls up there are so nice and they're like absolutely they're like i just need to make sure no one booked it for tonight that's why we always hold our breath i'm like okay i'm like i'm not worried but we still always like hold our breath yeah but yeah we'd never have to move or anything so it works out like chances are somebody's not booking your room for this one like yeah the mundane like it's possible it could happen but there's a lot of rooms here yeah there's and not a lot of people so yeah that was saturday it was such a good such a good time always good to see your friends it's such society like one thing about them is they can throw a fucking party know how to throw a party and they have a hot area of people that come to their parties like if you want hot and like good age groups there's like every age there is size every one of my favorite things i see you could find it all and i it's only i see a couple different places but like there's a couple people that are like 70, 70s, 80s.
I love seeing them just out there just living their best life. They don't give a fuck. And I'm like, that's goals. Yeah. That's goals. I want that to be. I mean, I'm married 25 years, 55 years. Yeah. You hear these crazy love stories and these people that are just, like, we're just chilling forever until we die. Like, they're just here for it. Always naked. They're always just, always the ones naked. Like, smoking a cigarette at the Tiki Con or watching a game. Like, I'm like, yeah, watching the football game. Watching Jeopardy. Jeopardy. Yeah, Jeopardy is all.
And I was like, yeah, I always look around and they're just like, getting lunch. Like, they don't care and they're living the dream. Like, they're living, that's goals. That's like, that's a goal right there. And they're happy. Like, they're just content. They're content and they've been married Thank you.
getting lunch like they don't care and they're living the dream like they're living that's goals that's like yeah that's a goal right there and they're happy like they're just content yeah they're content and they've been married forever and it's just who they are and they live here it's fun it's fun but yeah that was how secret they do yeah yeah it's a fun time it's a good time it's always always good times we're still are you know booking three years later that's why we're here.
We have a lot of souls that we've connected and a community that we helped build for the last three years and have seen from the start. And what it is now is completely different and changed so much.
But it is nice to still come back, especially at Sec it holds a lot of memories it has and it's a good it doesn't matter everybody just can just put everything you know like put everything away and life was has been really crazy yeah i mean with the hurricane people are going through all of the things and so much of me was filled with guilt for being here i felt very guilty i mean we loaded we helped like donate and we helped you know load a truck to go out and you know we were donating doing a whole bunch of products on this you know projects on the side and doing stuff you know donating money and time and everything but it still is like not ever enough it's never enough and i've left so and so we have friends that have lost it all and we have friends that are helping people and we have it felt very wrong it felt very wrong to be here if it i felt very guilty and stuff but then also it was like paid for life has been lifing for us just as hard we needed a vacation and we needed this like we haven't seen each other all year and we haven't hung out all year and we were really looking forward to our vacation and just being, and everything.
The kids are all gone all week. Everything was perfect, but also the world is falling apart. Yeah, the world is falling apart, but it's still spinning and still going. So it was a decision where we were days out before secrets. It was like, do we go or do we not go?
And now we're getting a hurricane now we're here so when this releases they're supposed to get another hurricane and we have no kids all week and we he doesn't work until friday and it's yeah we could be here all week if we wanted and we could chill we were planning on taking our time my sister lives here we could stay with her this week like whatever our daughter's here like we could do all sorts of things we have all week and now everyone's panicking and there's a hurricane heading towards us and it's supposed to be here like yeah we heard that one of our friends that lives in alabama drove up and then she said that head on like they're she said that traffic is atrocious because they're people are evacuating already it's supposed to be a Cat 3 or 4 when it hits.
Yeah, it's going to be a big one. It's going to be another big one. We just took a hit. We just had a big one. I just took a huge hit and we drove through that on the way here which didn't help any of that guilt and we got stuck in it on the way here. We got off track and it took us right through the devastation.
Not sure why the GPS did that horrible nothing was open everything was closed people well these poor people had no power they haven't showered like it's everyone's just looking no water like yeah we stopped because we had to pee like we had kids and they all had to go to the bathroom and everybody hadn't eaten because we were going to get it on the road but a thing was open so we were like we like, we didn't know it was going through all of that. We thought it was going to be interstate and that's it. But yeah, we went through all of that and that didn't help at all.
And so I dealt with that a lot on Thursday too. I was like, yeah. But I'm glad we did it. And we'll get back to doing all the saving the world when we get home.
We just took a few days off from it it it's okay we'll save we'll save the save the world tomorrow and it's gonna be out it was a good it was a good time but yeah that was secrets that pretty much that sums it up we had a good good hot time with hot people we did a lot of bucket list like a lot of good memory high five go best friend go restaurant moments and yeah i had a lot of girl time and yeah my tongue sore that's weird flow pops the whole weekend yeah yeah that's why yeah it was a good time hey everyone if you ever wondered where we get our outfits accessories and even some of the cool decor that you see in our content?
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It's going to take about a week or two to feel like a human. Again, we've got to rehydrate. We did take our vitamins. Every day. Very proud of that. Good job. We did take our vitamins every single day. So we're going to get a go of us. And now we just recover and head back up north and wait for this hurricane. And I don't know.
At this point, it's like we might as well just maybe stay I don't know we shall see what happens on next week's episode of Hot Couple Chronicles tune in but yeah thank you for joining us we would appreciate if you like and share and follow and all the things we always forget to do that but we have like a comment down yes do all the wherever you're listening on do all the things we're trying to get ourself out there we're still a baby little baby newbie podcast so we appreciate any like and share you can watch us on the youtube spotify and listen to us literally everywhere and anywhere so make sure make sure to give us all the feedback give us all the love and if you're interested on being in the podcast we have a lot for that I'm going to I'm in the lifestyle.
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