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A young boy asks his Dad: Dad what is in between Moms legs? Dad: Paradise son! Boy: What is in between your legs Dad? Dad: The key to paradise son. Boy: Well you better change your key because the Postman has a duplicate key.

Where are the older swingers

Hey rands, wish you live close to Houston. We might a little young 54/50 but we are old souls at heart. One of our favorite playmates is 65 and puts a lot of young guys to shame. Good luck!

Fucking Friday

Well Well ! It is another fucking Friday! Here it is 745 in H. Town and I just fucking realized what day it was. Our fucking day was a blast, met with a true gentleman and had a fucking great MFM. He fucking paid for lunch and the hotel ro…

Fucking Friday

Hey Fingerfuxs! Did you you fucking say Jellystone? What in the fuck does fucking Yogi Bear have to do with this thread? Hey Hey BooBoo lets go raid the fucking picnic baskets. Then we can fucking kick the crap out of Pooh and steal his ho…

How's the Weather Out There

Mid 90's not bad for Houston! Of course Nov, Dec, and Jan will probaly be the same. We will be on our patio sunning while some folks will be digging themselves out from the snow. Gotta love Houston!

Fucking Friday

I am so fucking sorry! I totally fucking forgot that it was fucking Friday. I spent the fucking day at the fucking Doctor. At least I fucking found I will live another 10 years.

Fucking Friday

rdf33 Fucking sounds like fun. If my fucking bitch of a wife does not start acting right she may get the same fucking treatment. But she will be fucking sober.

Fucking Friday

George Fucking Thurogood! The baddest fucking guitar player around.You know he is Chuck Fucking Berry's secret son. My fucking idol.

Fucking Friday

This Fucking Friday is made for fucking partying. No more Suck Ass Saturday nights. The last Suck Ass Saturday I had a fight with a Mexican named Jose C. and his gringo buddy Bud W. they doubled teamed me and almost cause me to miss my Sun…

So, whatcha drinking

Black coffee, just woke up. I had a rough night and I stayed home and was complete sober. Work called at 12 midnight and then called back at2 am.

Servicing 2-Males at once

This not a fantasy for us. We belong to a group and many times I have seen my wife service several males at once. I also have had that pleasure also.

So, whatcha drinking

Ice cold water along with a PB&J sandwich. Just made it home from work. Five more days on a twelve day rotation.

What's for Dinner

Love brussell sprouts,never tried them fried. Guess one more thing on the list. We had Subway foot longs. mmmmm!!Now we are headed out to wash them down with pints of Guinness.

Where are the older swingers

We have been to San Leon and met OurBed. The most wonderfull folks and gracious hosts. And yes all that is said about the bed is true. Hope to be invited for daytime fun cause the view of the bay was awesome at night.

Penis Injections

I have a friend who uses the injections and has no problem. He says it keeps him hard and lets him enjoy sex. He uses the short 32g tip x 5mm (1/5") which is the same needle I use for my insulin. I am seriously thinking about asking my doc…