My advice would be to do away with all of the filters on the pics. Only one pics shows what the female half truly looks like. The filters and not listing her weight shows a big lack of self confidence. This is a tough hobby if that’s the case. Good luck to you both!
I'm a unicorn. I think your pics are just fine! Your profile conveys to me what you want to say. I do agree with the zero pounds being seen as "bad" but you are honest in the profile. This isn't trophy game hunting, you're not doing that but many put way too much thought into it. Being articulate (and a little funny is a plus for me) is a big bonus. No bigger turn off than having to decipher a message. You are ahead of the game as far as I'm seeing.
Good luck!
We're an opinionated bunch - but we mean well. ;-)
First thing that catches my eye is all the selfies - they aren't really a good look. Take pictures of each other and find someone else to take pictures of the two of you together.
Next is her weight = zero. Some people will say "nope" as soon as they see that. Put in your actual weight and have at least one flattering, full body picture and you'll do fine.
MsMolly pretty much covered what I noticed about your text. Rearrange so your text is in the appropriate sections. Figure out who/what you're really interested in and adjust your text & interest toggles to match. Don't repeat things that are in your stats or show in your pictures (age, full-figured). You sound like fun (pun intended) and you have a nice cert so it's just a matter of tweaking a bit.
Seriously consider creating a new profile and transferring the payment - your current profile name doesn't reflect the content of your profile.
Good luck, have fun and stay safe!
~Phoebert's Wife
Hi. You can't change the name of this profile, but you can create a new, free profile in whatever name you choose and then message SLS and ask to have billing transferred to the new profile. Because you're right, the name sucks, especially since you aren't interested in singles (and you should stop showing interest in single women, since they aren't what you're looking for).
Onward. I'm going to be really blunt, so be warned. My intentions are benign, I promise.
Your tagline is cute. Just make sure you change it periodically, along with your public default photo. As far as your pics, I have an especial dislike of filters and think they don't serve people well at all. You'd be better off looking at the sticky at the top of this section and at least considering Velma's advice for the photos you need.
In Looking For, please make up your mind. Paragraphs one and two are contradicting each other and it's unnecessarily confusing. Please pick a horse. You can change your profile text when things change.
For the rest, please say more about the people you're looking for and less about yourselves. Try mixing things up and not using the word "fun" repetitively. Basically, tighten up your prose. Having just a few sentences is fine. Also, SLS does not allow emoji and when you use them you just get ?? instead.
You have more interesting things about yourselves in Looking For and Additional comments than you do in Description. In fact, I'd take the last two sentences and put them in Additional comments and move the more personal bits about your recent move and hobbies up here.
In Fantasies, you've punted and that's fine, but you're giving up a chance to charm people or at least have them identify you as folks they'd like to know more about. Online contacts are hard enough to make without actively making yourselves appealing, so maybe think about a g-rated line or two about your experiences and fantasies.
In Additional comments, please end on a high note.
I hope you collect some opinions, make some changes, and come back for a review (with your new profile name ;-) ). Good luck!
Would love some input/suggestions on our profile. We realize the name sucks, lol, but apparently SLS doesn’t allow name changes. Any help is welcomed but please keep in mind, we are still people. Lol. Thanks in advance!
