That invitation just makes me want to make a strap on joke.
Congratulations, I don't hate your profile. I think it needs a bit of a refresh, but it's essentially a good reflection of you. You won't appeal to everyone, but I suspect that those you might attract will respond positively to what you've written.
Your tagline could be shortened, beneficially so, by leaving off the last three words.
The biggest changes should probably be to Looking For, although I think Additional comments can be scrapped in its entirety, mostly because most of it doesn't belong in a 4.5 year old profile. But that's good, because there's is stuff in Looking For that better fits there. That would be the section that starts "I'm (also- delete this) totally single..." and ends at the end of the second paragraph.
Description is quirky and breaks a bunch of rules, but it does so intelligently and I think it does a great job of making you interesting and relatable. Just lose the first two sentences and do something about the wonky syntax of the sentence about how amazing the woman was.
Fantasies is, again, quirky, but I think it works. Just lose the last sentence. I promise that heavy pain and degradation will rarely be offered and if they are, just say no. Besides, you should be discussing any hard noes with every potential playmate rather than relying on probable dim memories of your profile.
And that's all I have. I may change my mind and decide I was wrong, but if that happens, I'll post again.
Good luck.
