WTF

[quote=windowShopping7]Big Brother says no sexy stories for Good.[/quote]And I'm OK with that. I don't read Erotica here or anywhere for that matter but...

...we did watch porn. Not sure what happened but shortly after we changed our internet provider all of the sites we used to check out no longer let us see anything. We get an error message- something about Indiana and Tennessee not allowing anyone to visit the site after some date unless they prove they're 18 (21?).

About the time I noticed that our computer was telling us the temperature/weather in Tennessee or Indiana. I'd have to manually change our location to get the right time, weather, etc. but apparently our primary address/location is no longer Brooklyn Park, MN.

We weren't about to go through the hoops the sites wanted to prove out age.

No idea why our IP location is now Tennessee some days and Indiana others, but never Minnesota.

Big Brother says no sexy stories for Good.

So, I saw a new thread about Erotic Stories with no new posts and no views. I clicked on it and got...

"Ooops! Something went wrong. Your VPN or IP Address is Blocked. Contact support@swing. c om for assistance. CF WAF BLOCK"

Weird.

[quote=vabeachcouple33]A huge explosion which rattled windows, shook buildings, generated a mushroom cloud, scared the shit out of millions of people and inspired countless 911 calls occurred today in Toronto.

It turns out, it was a "special effect" for a Drake video.

A mushroom cloud usually requires at least 1 kT. WTF kind of "special effect" is that? The city permitted it - ever think to make some kind of public announcement before letting a 6 million-person metro area collectively think they've just been nuked?!?

Staggering incompetence. Holy shit.[/quote]That is frightening

[quote=MelvinBoinkster][quote=Goodenuff]Reviewed a few profiles on this rainy day. One (SM) I wasn't sure if I should ask for an interpreter, laugh at or just say WTF? I decided on WTF...

Looking For:
I am always in search of person who seek pleasure just by looking into thise godamn eyes

Description:
I am a person who tries to crack a joke every minute and also try to choke the theoat when we fuck so hard in the shower

Mmmkay.

He must have pretty small hands to choke an oat.[/quote]I saw that exact same profile up for review! My thought was, English was definitely not his first language, because it came up listed as a foreign country for his location. I clicked 'problem' for that profile and sent it on to SLS for their review![/quote]It probably was the same profile, but I don't recall the location.

Ima try the "look into thise godamn eyes" line at the next party.

A huge explosion which rattled windows, shook buildings, generated a mushroom cloud, scared the shit out of millions of people and inspired countless 911 calls occurred today in Toronto.

It turns out, it was a "special effect" for a Drake video.

A mushroom cloud usually requires at least 1 kT. WTF kind of "special effect" is that? The city permitted it - ever think to make some kind of public announcement before letting a 6 million-person metro area collectively think they've just been nuked?!?

Staggering incompetence. Holy shit.

[quote=Goodenuff]Reviewed a few profiles on this rainy day. One (SM) I wasn't sure if I should ask for an interpreter, laugh at or just say WTF? I decided on WTF...

Looking For:
I am always in search of person who seek pleasure just by looking into thise godamn eyes

Description:
I am a person who tries to crack a joke every minute and also try to choke the theoat when we fuck so hard in the shower

Mmmkay.

He must have pretty small hands to choke an oat.[/quote]I saw that exact same profile up for review! My thought was, English was definitely not his first language, because it came up listed as a foreign country for his location. I clicked 'problem' for that profile and sent it on to SLS for their review!

[quote=Goodenuff]Reviewed a few profiles on this rainy day. One (SM) I wasn't sure if I should ask for an interpreter, laugh at or just say WTF? I decided on WTF...

Looking For:
I am always in search of person who seek pleasure just by looking into thise godamn eyes

Description:
I am a person who tries to crack a joke every minute and also try to choke the theoat when we fuck so hard in the shower

Mmmkay.

He must have pretty small hands to choke an oat.[/quote]Another short fingered vulgarian. Sigh.

Reviewed a few profiles on this rainy day. One (SM) I wasn't sure if I should ask for an interpreter, laugh at or just say WTF? I decided on WTF...

Looking For:
I am always in search of person who seek pleasure just by looking into thise godamn eyes

Description:
I am a person who tries to crack a joke every minute and also try to choke the theoat when we fuck so hard in the shower

Mmmkay.

He must have pretty small hands to choke an oat.

[quote=Goodenuff]"If you cannot follow clear instructions on communicating, chances are you can't find a clitoris, so no woman should bother with you."

What's a clitoris?[/quote]I'm pretty sure it's a myth.

Potential suicide by cop, due to ill mental health...

ht tps://ww w.newser.co m/story/387331/police-fatally-shoot-woman-who-kidnapped-boy-in-walmart.html

Fame and fortune, up in flames...

ht tps://ww w.newser.co m/story/387318/baby-jessica-now-40-arrested-in-texas.html

[quote=Goodenuff][quote=windowShopping7][quote=Goodenuff]"If you cannot follow clear instructions on communicating, chances are you can't find a clitoris, so no woman should bother with you."

What's a clitoris?[/quote]The thing that enjoys the vibrations from a motorcycle seat.

Oh look! You have a motorcycle![/quote]And I know how to use it.

:-)[/quote]Vroom vroom Minnesota man xxx

[quote=windowShopping7][quote=Goodenuff]"If you cannot follow clear instructions on communicating, chances are you can't find a clitoris, so no woman should bother with you."

What's a clitoris?[/quote]The thing that enjoys the vibrations from a motorcycle seat.

Oh look! You have a motorcycle![/quote]And I know how to use it.

:-)

[quote=Goodenuff]"If you cannot follow clear instructions on communicating, chances are you can't find a clitoris, so no woman should bother with you."

What's a clitoris?[/quote]The thing that enjoys the vibrations from a motorcycle seat.

Oh look! You have a motorcycle!

"If you cannot follow clear instructions on communicating, chances are you can't find a clitoris, so no woman should bother with you."

What's a clitoris?

50% of people with bachelor's degree work in other fields.

I have a Bachelor's and Master's in Social Work, but have been a data analyst for over 30 years.

I have had an unusually long run of men being stupid in my SLS account. The account that says I mostly keep it for ongoing correspondence and not to bother me with one word or trite sentence messages.

Here are the two messages I got this afternoon:

• Hello how are you today?

• Hi how are you?

If you cannot follow clear instructions on communicating, chances are you can't find a clitoris, so no woman should bother with you.

[quote=calcanfun2]It's usually not about what you know, more than who you know. Unfortunately. The degree just gets your foot in the door. My degree is playing with dirt and plants, and yet I'm in charge of large capital improvement projects, grants and legislation.[/quote]Hey ag guy, we need some feedback in what’s for dinner.

Post high school, I floundered for years, then went to truck driving school to learn how to drive tractor trailer. I did that on and off for fourteen years and eventually landed in firearm safety & instruction, then into firearm sales. Now, I graduate in a month with a degree in I. T. and Cybersecurity.

It's usually not about what you know, more than who you know. Unfortunately. The degree just gets your foot in the door. My degree is playing with dirt and plants, and yet I'm in charge of large capital improvement projects, grants and legislation.

[quote=calcanfun2][quote=vabeachcouple33]I can't tell you how many of my daughter's female friends wanted to be "marine biologists" because they had this idea that it was just about playing with dolphins and seals all day.

I was originally a biology major (switched in my junior year) and even then I encountered many female wannabe "marine biologists" who were very disappointed finding out that most marine biologists spend their days dissecting starfish, counting plankton under a microscope or trying to determine if that tiny worm has no asshole and is thus a gnathostomulid.

I don't think I knew even one person who actually became one, although I interacted with some later, and even published a paper with two of them on the interaction of spider toxin analogues with glutamate receptors in crayfish. And that was a rather inglorious project involving ripping their ventral nerve cords out.[/quote]This is a similar story to Psychology majors.

I do actually know several people who made it work and have impressive careers in marine biology now.[/quote]About a third of STEM majors transfer to non-STEM fields in the first year.

"What's a conic section? Fuck it. I'm gonna be a social worker..."

[quote=Goodenuff][quote=MelvinBoinkster]I want to fire The Judge... Just have not had the chance to. The one that I held when doing a transfer of ownership on it, damn... I want one![/quote]Wrong thread for this but...

Everybody I've ever known who bought one regrets it.

It's a nice novelty/conversation piece.[/quote]100% for shooting snakes around the property with 410. It's not a great gun imo for anything else.

[quote=vabeachcouple33]I can't tell you how many of my daughter's female friends wanted to be "marine biologists" because they had this idea that it was just about playing with dolphins and seals all day.

I was originally a biology major (switched in my junior year) and even then I encountered many female wannabe "marine biologists" who were very disappointed finding out that most marine biologists spend their days dissecting starfish, counting plankton under a microscope or trying to determine if that tiny worm has no asshole and is thus a gnathostomulid.

I don't think I knew even one person who actually became one, although I interacted with some later, and even published a paper with two of them on the interaction of spider toxin analogues with glutamate receptors in crayfish. And that was a rather inglorious project involving ripping their ventral nerve cords out.[/quote]This is a similar story to Psychology majors.

I do actually know several people who made it work and have impressive careers in marine biology now.

[quote=MelvinBoinkster]I want to fire The Judge... Just have not had the chance to. The one that I held when doing a transfer of ownership on it, damn... I want one![/quote]Wrong thread for this but...

Everybody I've ever known who bought one regrets it.

It's a nice novelty/conversation piece.