Some profiles.

He's out looking for an industrial-size drum of salad oil, or some such thing.

BT

Ooooo....two birthday surprises. Where's the third member of the NOLA trinity? Can I get three? ;^0

~lady~

I’m always “up” for a birthday surprise for a purdy lady

;^D

~S~

I'm saving up for one. Maybe two, if I've had a good night's sleep.

BT

Late July...you got a birthday surprise for Me?

~lady~

So, would that be late July or early August? Inquiring minds wanna know.

BT.

Funny you should ask.

Tramp and I were just going over possible dates yesterday evening. Right now, I've got my mouth set on mid-summer.

~Lady~

@Lady,

When are you bringing that purdy mouth back to NOLA?

;^D

~S~

ggmm: Good catch

We got the gist of what you were trying to say. It kind of sucks that there isn't an Edit function for your posts because I have to believe as you read your own post you're probably thinking, "Shit!!! I should have waited for the caffeine to kick in first"...lol Believe me, I have done that more than a few times myself ;-)

As for misrepresentation and unrealistic expectations, these things tend to weed themselves out. If you can see the obvious, so can others so they aren't fooling anyone. I just approach those as, "OK. Move along. Nothing to see here."

Because no pictures are secure. Any billionaire knows that his pic along with the profile is going to be hacked and used against him by the bad guys. Good looking nudes of women with their faces are hacked and sold to porn.

Dear sir, I just looked at your profile and you do have photos. Your complaints about the profiles of others would be better received if you made one of those photos your profile photo.

Right now, you are a blue gumby, which isn't a good look on anyone.

That even made me go "Wow!!!"...lol

Morning Scamp....you literally took the words right out of my mouth....and I've been told I have a Purdy mouth ;^0

~lady~

Oh the irony...

~S~

I’m met here and I can’t believe some of the profiles.

If you and your spouse are 300 pounds each, why would you expect a 175 muscular billionaire join you for fun?

I understand you want privacy, we all are here for the same reason, but post a picture of something clever rather than a blurry picture of your right toe and your left nipple.

It’s 2018, cellphones have great quality cameras and editing tools to blurry your face, I can’t believe I see pictures taken with a .0003 MP camera.

Spell properly, be clear with what you want and what you don’t want... “we want ladies ready to fuck” isn’t a good profile

Be who you are, your pictures taken 80 pounds ago shouldn’t be here.

‘Just saying.