Redneck

WE FINALLY HAVE EGGS! No more pepper jack cheese and wish sandwiches!

:-)

~Allen

We have 200 sq ft of living space and we have at least three weeks worth of food.

"Dont know what the rest of the people are going to have to do to make it."

Go to the grocery store? There is no nationwide shortage of food, only hoarders who panic bought. The shelves will be restocked, probably by tomorrow.

We have enough staples in the house to feed us for a month and will continue to restock as needed.

~Scamp

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Kathy has beautiful tits too.

It's not something that I ever really paid attention to till now, but a roll of TP typically lasts the Mrs and I about 4 days. So, our typical 36 roll pack at BJs would last us almost 5 months. Keeping with the redneck theme, leaves can be used (once we have some) but are a poor substitute.

On a similar note, places have also been selling out of bidets, which kind of negate the need for TP. Again, keeping with the redneck theme, perhaps a garden hose would work.

Kathy has a nice bass ;-)

LOL! Moe! Gourmet every night and enough to feed in multiples!

We do have some good neighbors that stay well trove and we share eatin’s with throughout the year.

~Allen

We, West VA rednecks, are totally prepared. All you have to do is take one look at our photos and you will see our plans for food!

lol @ titts! How’s it feel, you’re a troll now too!

~Allen

Why do you trolls have to turn every post political? Get a life!!!

There are no pork, chicken or beef here. Ashley went to just get some odds and ends but they have police watching the toilet paper so no one's buying 2 carts full. But hope everyone stays safe.

They're not Wild Turkies, they're Canadian Geese implanted by the French government to derail us from the most wanted impeachment of all time, so all you have to watch on TV is Pelosi squandering while the coronavirus is trending!

lol

~Allen

Are they Wild Turkey or Canadian Geese?

The Mrs went shopping this morning and was able to buy toilet paper AND family packs of boneless chicken breast. Not only that, but the chicken was only $1.69.lb. Also bought family packs of southern-style ribs for $0.99/lb and fresh asparagus for $1.47 lb.. Seems as though the stores by us are starting to catch up a little, at least for the time being. Some amount of what you find and where is also timing/luck.

If I absolutely had to I could pull out my bow and take a wild turkey off the back porch. We have a couple dozen that wander through our back yard about once a week or so, but would have to be REALLY desperate. Wild turkey tastes like crap (VERY gamey).

We just butchered 3 pigs a couple weeks ago we plan on being just fine. We stay stocked up. Dont know what the rest of the people are going to have to do to make it.

Doing fine in Pa. I hunt and fish and have plenty of canned meat, veggies, etc. If it gets worse, we will head up to my off grid cabin. We are self contained up there. And a lot o good people in the area, that helps each other. Good luck and stay healthy.

How are all the redneck couples doing with all this talk about shutting down everything. We are still up and running for a little longer here in Indiana but who knows how much longer. But us couples that have the ability to hunt fish and keep our families going will come out good.