Fun Facts

I'm not sure if the measuring tool is adequate.....but we can improvise

Kibbs,

Can you please change my request to two of those mavens... I wanna sponsor Sorillo in the club. Funny bastid that he is.

BT

Yeah, there's something sterile about the metric system. Doesn't lend itself to more poetic use.

Like that old blues song that Aerosmith covered on Toys in the Attic "Big 10 Inch Record", which wouldn't have the same effect if it was titled "Big Two Hundred and Fifty Four Millimeter Record"

I'm not a big fan of the metric system, unless we're talking a Royale burger with a tasty beverage.

Kibbs, I'm in the market for a hot, catheter-free, penis measuring maven, if you know anyone...

BT

I just found out the other day there is a penis measuring tool to ensure the right size condom catheter. There were notches for 20mm, 25mm, 30mm, 35mm, and 40mm. Of course my initial reaction was "looking for Mister 40"

Wondering if this might be a universal solution? Possibly for those with their heads stuck up their arses?

" Sir, you just need to really, really relax...and unclench your head..."

BT

When she was an ER nurse Mrs VA saw all kinds of things stuck in people. The funniest was a 15 year old girl who had managed to get her own fist stuck up her hoo ha. You can imagine how mortified she was to have to call her parents to take her to the ER. She refused to get out of the car unless they put her on a gurney with a sheet over her so that nobody would recognize her in her contorted position.

The solution was to get her to calm down and unclench her fist.

VA, yes. There were lists for vagina, mouth, and penis....but I was getting sleepy when I posted last. {Blush}

BT- could you be thinking of Fusilli Jerry?

~rabbit~

Fun Fact: prescription drug prices vary wildly from one pharmacy to another. It really is worth calling around - I've seen differences as big as $5 at one pharmacy to $80 at another.

There are also websites which you can search based on your zip code and see. Many such as GoodRx offer coupons which can increase the discount further, although some pharmacies dont accept them. You can call and ask.

Generally speaking, pharmacies at stores like WalMart, Target and KMart, and sometimes grocery stores, are way, WAY cheaper than pharmacies such as Walgreens and CVS.

Kibbie, I look forward to Deadspin's article every Christmas day. This year's did not let me down.

"What did we get stuck in our rectums this year?" is an annual tradition.

The things stuck up "penis" have an especially cringe-inducing effect on me.

...a dried pasta replica of the Statue of Liberty?

BT

An impressive list of things found in peoples orifices 2018. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim.
Rectum:
• CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT BALL
• BILLIARD BALL
• NAIL FILE
• SHOT GLASS
• “CRACK COCAINE WITH SEX OBJECTS”
• SD CARD
• “JUMPED ON BED - TOOTHBRUSH WAS ON BED AND WENT UP PATIENT’S RECTUM”
• “SAT DOWN ON THE SOFA AND ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BALL POINT PEN, PEN LODGES IN RECTUM”
• PLASTIC PENCIL CASE
• MARKER
• GREEN CRAYON
• IPAD STYLUS
• LUBE BOTTLE WITH CAP ON
• LEG OF TELESCOPE
• PLASTIC CIGAR HOLDER
• “PUSHED DRUGS UP RECTUM USING A LIGHTER, WAS ABLE TO RETRIEVE THE DRUGS BAG YET BELIEVE LIGHTER GOT STUCK”
• PLASTIC PILL BOTTLE
• TRAVEL SIZED MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
• SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
• FULL SIZED SHAMPOO BOTTLE
• FULL SIZED AEROSOL CAN
• GOLF BALL
• TWO GOLF BALLS IN BAG
• “TOOK A SODA BOTTLE WITH FIREBALL WHISKEY VIA HIS RECTUM, STUCK BOTTLE IN RECTUM AND SQUEEZED”
• PLASTIC PILL BOTTLE
• 7 OZ BEER BOTTLE
• BAR OF SOAP
• CANDLE IN CONDOM
• “SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”
• LIGHT BULB
• HANDLE OF BROOM
• CELL PHONE
• KEY CHAIN WITH FLASHLIGHT & BATTERY
• “HAS VIBRATOR IN RECTUM AND TRIED TO REMOVE IT WITH SCREWDRIVER AND LACERATED RECTUM; OBJECT IN COLON NOW”
• SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF STRING

Fokkers, I was in Nutley until 7th grade. My Mom worked at Ralph's pizza. I used to fold boxes and measure dough there LOL Vitielo's (sp?) bakers? OMG best rolls. DaVinci's on Center ..

All of New York City and the surrounding area is known for the best foods. Want an NY PIZZA soon, please.

Brooklyn had the best ones ,

And I grew up very close to Nutley..Some great little Italian restaurants and bakeries in Nutley.

Left handed sword fighters are devils. Unless they are part of my retinue.

Robert Blake is from Nutley NJ and interestingly enough, Annie Oakley lived in Nutley NJ for a period of time in the late 1800s.

Who knew ............

Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

Fun Fact: of the dozens of children who portrayed the Little Rascals in the original run (1926-1944), seven of them are still alive, including Michael James (Mickey) Gubitosi, who later changed his name to Robert Blake and starred in the TV series Baretta.

Not only that but time goes a lot faster or seems to.

Fun Fact:

We are actually closer to the year 2051 than we are to the year 1985, which doesn't seem like THAT long ago, does it?

shudder I'll be 78. I'm closer to 78 than I am to 12? Oh fuuuuck...

Va, I'd have to go back and watch the movie again, but I have a Pee Wee aversion. In the movie, did he run with scissors too? Because that's what I did right after cutting off the tag... As you can tell, it was a big day of firsts at Casa BT

BT

...imitating "art"

VA - Thanksgiving dork ... now I'm wondering if you can get some home automation going w/ IFTTT & Alexa or Google Assistant and have it calling out name / vessel and telling them when to put in and take etc. :)