When you can't get jimmy up!

Fresno, CA, Us

Punish it by beating it to within an inch of it's life?? :)

I've never really had a problem getting hard. STAYING hard has occasionally been an issue after I hit 50, sometimes my little buddy just gets plain tuckered out and wants to take a nap. A low dose of the magic blue dick meth pill before starting is usually enough to keep him going for the evening.

Great story eroticamazon! Well done !

Santa Barbara, CA, Us

I have a theory.

I know my dick wakes up before I do. Therefore, I believe my dick goes to sleep before I do.

A while ago we were at a party. It was a VERY long party. I was with a woman around 10pm and we got interrupted. Around 2:30 she wanted to finish what we started. I was all for it! We started going to town and I was nice and hard. I wanted to give her an earth-shattering orgasm. So I am licking her, fingering her, kissing her. She has an orgasm that makes her lose her knees and her legs go to jello. I reach down to put my dick in her. WTF!@#! My dick was not hard. My dick had decided it was time to go to sleep. I told her, "Well, this is interesting. I think my dick went to sleep. I think the clock struck 3 and it said goodnight!" She put my dick in her mouth to get me hard. Nothing. She tried every trick she knew. Nothing. I told her, well, this is slightly embarrassing, but I will make the best of it. She looked at me confused. I told her that I feel she had one more of those awesome orgasms in her and I was going to spend the time to find it and get it out of her. She chuckled. I spent 45 minutes with her and found it! I got it out of her. Now she was dead to the world! I told her that she should get some sleep, I will get some sleep and we will work on the dick in pussy thing another day.

So be honest. Don't get hung up on it. Make her want to fuck you later.

Yup, if the cock fails, the tongue must rise to the challenge.

Seymour, TN, Us

Use that tongue and satisfy the lady the best you can. Sometimes a little licking will get old 'Jimmy" to cum to life.

You just have to go with what is working for you at the moment, and hopefully Jimmy will decide to participate in the fun. What other options do you have??

White Plains, NY, Us

Let me clarify....Your Jimmy works normally. So no real ED problem. But for some reason it decides it does not want to come out to play that day!!!

White Plains, NY, Us

Fellas

What do you do when you meet a hot wife who wants to play with you and you just can't get jimmy up no matter how hard you try?