Vasectomies

[quote=FlipFlops_and_Droptop][quote=Onehelluvaguy]“I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and the drugs I gave me for the procedure were awesome. Better than scotch. I liked it so much. I have a vasectomy every year.”

That’s how I feel about the drugs they gave me for my colonoscopy.

They should market colonoscopies on the experience of the drugs. Could go a long way in eradicating colon cancer?[/quote]Yup ![/quote]The night before mine, I got a gallon of shit that tasted like gasoline and Alka-Seltzer.

You will shit until you see your lower intestines hanging out.

Shit so much, that you shit air. No, these are didn't from farts.

If somebody put that into the breakroom coffee at work or an auto repair shop or Starbucks, man oh man.

[quote=Onehelluvaguy]“I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and the drugs I gave me for the procedure were awesome. Better than scotch. I liked it so much. I have a vasectomy every year.”

That’s how I feel about the drugs they gave me for my colonoscopy.

They should market colonoscopies on the experience of the drugs. Could go a long way in eradicating colon cancer?[/quote]Yup !

[quote=Onehelluvaguy]“I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and the drugs I gave me for the procedure were awesome. Better than scotch. I liked it so much. I have a vasectomy every year.”

That’s how I feel about the drugs they gave me for my colonoscopy.

They should market colonoscopies on the experience of the drugs. Could go a long way in eradicating colon cancer?[/quote]Usually that drug is propofol, which is what I believe killed Micheal Jackson, but more from lack of monitoring as I recall than the drug itself. You can certainly understand how someone with MJ's money would like a drug like that. An hour under that drug feels like the best 8 hrs worth of sleep you ever had.

“I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and the drugs I gave me for the procedure were awesome. Better than scotch. I liked it so much. I have a vasectomy every year.”

That’s how I feel about the drugs they gave me for my colonoscopy.

They should market colonoscopies on the experience of the drugs. Could go a long way in eradicating colon cancer?

Lol

I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and the drugs I gave me for the procedure were awesome. Better than scotch. I liked it so much. I have a vasectomy every year.

I had mine back in 2006, it has been awesome knowing that if you go bare or creampie a lady no worries! No complications, and as Harley said the freedom is great!

I had one and it worked great. The only bad thing was that for a year or two I had a sharp itchey feeling when I came. It was where they tied the tubes.

Had mine done over a year ago no complications and so far still affective according to the tests I get every few months just to be sure!

The drugs they used for the procedure were awesome. I get a vasectomy every year now. ;-P

My youngest is 36, 3 older siblings. Turns out we are very fertile, so my vasectomy freed us up for much more spontaneous sex , other then my wife’s ability to get a uti very easily. Years later never looked back

I received the snip w/spacer when I was about 27 and no pitter patter of little feet since. I a now 84 a still sexually active. It works!

Mr. got his in the 90's all is well. As for accuracy 100 percent if you follow instructions

I would recommend getting one it is a easy procedure for the most part. I had one a few months back and it was terrible. But I know that was due to my anatomy and missing a vas def on my right side. Left side was good a day or two later no pain. Right side took a long time because of what they had to do to try and find it.

I got clipped in 1976 just after we decided to start swinging. No complaints and no worries.

I had no issues when I got mine. I know many men who have and none that I know of have had any issues

Got mine back in 89. Just don't wear tight fitting jeans afterwards for a couple of weeks!!!

Had an old customer who had some issues but he admitted that he didn't exactly follow the Drs orders mine told me to sit with ice on my balls till it hurts, take off ice shortly and repeat till I sleep, do that till Mon morning, go to work and do it at work. Zero movement unless the bathroom calls. Everyone I know who followed those basic rules had no issues.

I’m interested, but wary. I’ve read some real horror stories from vasectomies-horrible stuff like permanent nerve damage.

Anyone here had one go poorly?

I got mine four years ago. Super easy and best decision I made - no 9 months later "Surprise your a dad!" phone call :)

18 years since I got mine. Was definitely a great decision!!

I'm 78 with six sons. Had one 38 years ago. It was the best thing I've ever done.

Got mine 17 yrs ago. Simple, no complications, went to work next day. Best feeling knowing you will not have a surprise.

Had one done many years ago. LIke others have said , was sore for a few days but but nothing too terrible, after that not any different. Procedure done at the Doctors office as a outpatient to about 1/2hr. Small incision and and not noticeable to anyone including yourself.

@ion, that's hilarious and I have no doubt true. Easy to see how that happens