What's for Dinner
it's a risk I'm willin' to take Carrie... :)
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What's for Dinner
I'd like to get full tryin' to eat Carrie through those sexy shorts... just sayin'
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The Beatles- It's Getting Better
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Cayne, just in case you wanted to know, your pics are still fucking hot... big time... just sayin'
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"Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance." -Sun Tzu
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ahhh, Larry Bud Melman and toast on a stick... ;^) real name was Calvert DeForest... he's dead now, a number of years ago... As for mismatches in couples, I always say that if there's some odd force of nature that could have lead Julia Rob…
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it is indeed a nice thought, that someone could actually explain this to him, after he's failed to get it from the rest of us, but the reality is that he's being high fived and encouraged by all of his pub dwellers and he's reveling in the…
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mark my words, his silence will not last... he'll be back...
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I am the egg man...
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speaking of bed pans, the little piss bucket blocked me... pretty pathetic...
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the heavy drinking has started early tonight, I see... it's not even 7:00 yet on the left coast...
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lol @ little vagina face... maybe instead of Clark Cant, we can call him Clark Cunt!
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BiFem, I apologize for his behavior, he's no man... and I will forever have your back against assholes like him.
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You know heat, at first it was almost fun fucking with you, because you're such an easy mark. But now, after I've gotten to see more of what you're all about, and certainly after reading your last post here, which I'm sure you'll delete, i…
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lol... I read M's last post too quickly and thought it said she had no "jewery!" ;^)
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stop talking about Superman, you're going to make Clark Cant show up again!
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awwww, let's get a group hug thing going here! ~lol~
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I'm left speechless at BiFem's posts... what an amazing woman...
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that's not Davey, it's Clark Cant... :D:D:D
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I know, I know... I got it... if Heaty boy fancies himself as Superman, maybe we should start calling him Clark Cant... ;^)
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lol G... great minds think alike...
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" hmmm I guess I'm sorta like Superman" Holy shit Heaty boy, warn us before you tell us a joke... I just spit water all over my screen!
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oh, you're just too clever for us Heaty, nice comeback... maybe you could be my hero? (and yes, dumbass, that was ALL sarcasm, because I know you're clueless...)
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oh, this is getting more pathetic by the moment... Heaty boy, you might just want to do some research into the concept of sarcasm, if you think that was some kind of admission of guilt from BiFem... dumb ass...
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BiFem, at this point, I'm convinced it's not about defending Heaty boy, because it's obvious he's an out of control asswipe and no one in their right mind would defend his actions, but rather it's about proving that they are on the ~other~…
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At this point, I'm waiting for Heaty boy to tell us he has tiger blood in him... he's done just about everything else! just sayin'
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G, it's called acts of desperation! The little boy has been beaten down so much, he's grasping at straws now. The other thing I find hilarious is that he feels the need to keep reminding people that he's winning. If he was actually winning…
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Careful now, wait for it... Ricky's about to take a page from Heaty boy's book and brag about how well he's put all of you in your place... just sayin'
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ww w . youtube . com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo :D:D:D
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Well, that certainly showed us, didn't it? Bravo again, little man... now, back to working at the Quickie Mart for you!
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G, my absolute fave is "You can dish a cucumber up for dinner to your Brother-in law & Sister, after fucking it." ;^)
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some of the top reasons cucumbers are better than men... 1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited. 5. A cucumb…
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damn G, most people have the courtesy to cover their cucumbers when others are around!!! ~lol~
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girlfriend? hah!!! now that's funny right there!
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Heaty boy, the day that you can make anyone over the age of 12 look like a fool is the day the earth ends... keep dreaming, asshat!
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Rick, I don't copy and paste... it doesn't seem to work on my computer. There are times I have retyped and quoted short excerpts from other people's posts, when replying to them. Scroll down about 30 posts from this very post, to your litt…
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Rick, One story, half the story or 20 stories, his remarks were low, crude and uncalled for. He was out of line and he certainly should not be defended for it, should he? -Lurk
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Rick, I have to hand it to you, you play the pedantic, pompous ass very well. So let me get this now... your wife comes home, says she was attacked, and you're on the side of her attacker, until she can prove it to you? Good god man, scrol…
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Joan, No matter what the snarkiness is, or what references are made, veiled or otherwise, wouldn't you agree that when a man has to resort to picking on a survivor of domestic abuse about her abuse and recovery, he has stooped to the lowes…
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oh, I see the sad little man has stooped to a whole new level of pathetic... Heat, you're faulting a woman who was the victim of spousal abuse for getting the proper treatment? Really? Does that mean you come from a world where it's okay f…
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okay, so is it Rick, or is it Kat, because I think it's a woman's arm in the pic, no? But anyway, I'm not sure why Rick or Kat should be so appalled, after all, it was Heat and only Heat that tried to put a name on any of those posts. When…
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DeLina... your thong is speaking to me... it's saying "pull me, pull me..." ;^)
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finally, a voice of reason in the midst of the madness!!! See that BiF, I knew I'd find something about you I'd wind up liking... ;^)
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now where's that damned "like" button?
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lol Scorpalicious, not in my world!
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with the crucifix reference, somehow this seems appropriate... Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal? Matthias: No. Centurion: Crucifixion! Matthias: Oh. Centurion: Nasty, eh? Matthias: Could…
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Scorpy babe... he declared victory and retreated... :D
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okay heaty, time for you to declare victory and retreat...
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heaty boy, I've been on this site for a good long time, and I've never deleted a post (other than an occasional double post) and I've never cleared my posting history, so you have no need to worry that I'll delete anything...
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Heat, wake up and smell the coffee dude. I doubt you're this much of an asshole in real life. I know, being single and lonely sucks, I'm sure... but letting other people take your manhood from you and make you their bitch just isn't the cu…
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I rest my case... even down to the denial!!!!
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you made her blush, Mr. SA!!
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notice the delay in response, as our little man child gets the phone call and gets instructed on what his opinion and response should be... you just watch... and of course, the response will come with the denial that anyone whispered in hi…
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Heaty boy, you make no sense... those posts could be about anyone. And the only reason you think they're about someone in particular is that you're letting someone make you their bitch and they're sending you off to do their dirty work...…
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again Heaty boy, you're the only one here putting names on posts... names you have no knowledge of in order to do so, I might add... unless of course, someone is making you the messenger boy, as a rite of initiation into the guild... just…
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Heaty boy, you're the only one I see associating names with posts... and oddly enough, you're pinning names on other people's posts... you're sick man, sick... put the bottle down...
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lol... M, no... trust me, you don't want ~that~ honor...
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lol... he really is the chosen one... he's going to get the BIG prize... he's my hero... lol... well, not really my hero... but still... All hail the Chosen One!!!!
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hey, that was really good Heaty boy... I think I heard an 11 year old come up with something like that not too long ago, only I think theirs may have been just a little bit better... asshat...
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little Heaty boy, care to tell us in what sick, twisted version of the sad reality that exists in your little boy mind did you manage to "take out all of us?" You're not even qualified to take out my trash or suck the festering shit out of…
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could be, but they do a much better job of dressing Obama, at least!
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oooooh, Heaty boy's writers are working over time tonight, you can tell... just sayin'
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lol Scorpy babe, when he started talking about hairy and fat pussies, you know what the first thing I thought of was... perhaps he IS the chose one!!!
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Heaty boy, surely you're not describing yourself as a man... come on now, let's get real...
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just about time for that guy who posts pics of that woman's arm to show up, no?
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~golf clap~ bravo Heat, bravo... you should give your script writers a raise, because they always seem to craft words that are so appropriate for your mentality! Just wondering, how much do you pay those 8th graders to write your stuff?
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"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "
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Troglodyte- The Jimmy Castor Bunch
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lol M... and you can take at least ~partial~ credit for a few of my erections as well... just sayin'
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One reason why birds and horses are happy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. ~Dale Carnegie
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Chaccaron Chaccaron nadoneyydadon Chaccaron Chaccaron nadoneyydadon just sayin'
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"I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! " -mountain man from Deliverance
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and about now Carrie comes along with tales of the Mexican donkey show!
I want to join a couple as my first bi experience has anyone had luck with this
*smiles and winks at the divine Ms. M*
I want to join a couple as my first bi experience has anyone had luck with this
Once again, I would recommend the fair readers of this forum thread to heed the sage advice of the Diceman, Andrew Dice Clay, and his thoughts on (male) bisexuality... just sayin'
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heh... my dear, with what I have in mind for you, my glasses would only get all smudged up and I wouldn't be able to see through them anyway... *weg*
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" Albert Einstein
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"The before pics weren't that great." Wow, talk about a load of bullshit! I still think a few of your ~before~ pics are among some of your best!
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
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PG, just remember that working out is one of the keys to getting past that tired feeling. Find the time, make the time, steal the time, but work out. Your investment in time will more than pay for itself, in terms of the energy and invigor…
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the blender song - Bonnie Raitt
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gonna add some Elvis Costello in there too?
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holy shit, Nick Lowe's Noise to Go... music from my college days!
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Backstabbers - the O'Jays
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*places fingers in ears* la-la-la-la Chelle is talking and I can't hear her... la-la-la-la-la
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If we're going down that road, I just queued up Great gig in the sky, in memory of Richard...
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Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun - Pink Floyd Okay, we're on a serious Floyd bender here now... we're into the deep, deep cuts...
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Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
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Anyone remember that song from when you were a kid, something to do with long dog ears... do you ears hang low, or something like that?
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You're right Erica, I've seen your privates, and they are first class, for sure! *wink*
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it's goin' around Milfy, well, not the cramps, but the sore throat and the headache... we've all had it here this week too. Woke up this morning feeling like my throat was raw meat.
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Milfy, if the lunch date was with me, I'd say keep it. Because it's not, go work out! *wink*
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My dear sexy lady friends, I think you need to develop a better concept of the difference in staying motivated vs. beating yourselves up needlessly! Let's be honest here... the issue at hand is about how we look and how we feel, not what t…
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MrsStoli!!!! How are ya sexy? *wink*
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hmmm, imagining fucking someone like an animal? *weg*
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Sassy, I'll stuff your pepper, don't worry... *weg*
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Hmmm, is there a song that has something to do with asking people to ignore you, once they've made you look silly?
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Sassy, I'll risk being accused of posting off topic to tell you rather than blowing you a kiss, I'd rather blow you a nibble on one of your nipples... *weg* -Lurk, the daring, dashing, off-topic rebel
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"Kewl, all I did was make a comment aboout your song. There was no intent of derailing anything. It is not my fault others chose to turn it into something other than that." Hmmm, so if you make an off topic comment, but your intent isn't t…
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lol, see that Scorpy, and we got accused of derailing the thread... we're still talking about the music that suits our moods, even if we do get "blinded by science" at times!