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my wife asked me how many women i have slept with i told her only her the rest i was awake
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A Song to Suit your current Mood
funny that you put space oddity i just started a David Bowie tribute Band G
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Born To BE WILD G & T
A Song to Suit your current Mood
Going to Hell in a Bucket and enjoying the ride
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PARTY PARTY PARTY SEX SEX SEX
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grind her good
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slam it home
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fill her up
A Song to Suit your current Mood
theres a hole in my bucket
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spill the beans
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toss my cookies
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lick it more
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suck it harder
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Keep it up
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Long and Hard
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like it slow
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I want snowhite
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can I watch
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give more head swallow more often
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slip and slide
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Tube steak boogie
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
in or out of handcuffs lol
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not much bigger
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11 years older
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wet in here
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turn on light
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soft and squishy
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
I did a NuN once she had left the church and decided to become a humanbeing again
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slippery when wet
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you go first
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life is hard
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shit on it
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click three times
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EAT MY MEAT
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HO HO HO
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i saw santa
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A TRUE FRIEND
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swallow it all
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not a game
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why we move
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keep it hard
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stick it in
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spread your legs
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I am Hungry
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all i got
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I'm always ready
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no never again
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no phone sex
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lick and suck
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up and down
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up and down
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stroke it faster
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you are fantastic
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oh my god
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suck it harder
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smack it hard
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in my pocket
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oops sorry baby
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stroke it baby
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up your ass
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up your ass
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FUCK ME NOW