Easternpacouple

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An Irish woman of old age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doc…

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A guy asked a girl in a university library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was truly embarra…

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Cell Phone Etiquette After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweeth…

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One of my favorites. Sorry if this was already posted. A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair…