DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
Selling those cookies is supposed to teach the girls life skills. That one obviously learned the value of location, location, location.
The Addiction Is Real
currentriderVeteran
Anacortes, WA, Us
I recall when they first legalized pot in Colorado, an entrepreneurial young lass set up shop next to a dispensary. Sold something like $12,000 worth in a weekend.
funlyfriendVeteran
Albany, NY, Us
I don't get to see my dealer, only the middle man aka her father
DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
“Milk is gross “
Maybe, but there is nothing quite like the jiggle of a pair of “new mama “ hooters.
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
"milk is gross"
"Milk is pus from the teat of Beelzebus" is just another one of those conspiracy theories started by Putin.
DBC had me curious so I had to look- depending on which bakery they came from, Samoas and Carmel deLites are the same thing.
BTW, Girl Scout cookies DO NOT contain actual Girl Scouts, but they do contain GMOs. GMO gluten for gluttons.
DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
HEY NOW!
I’m a Samoa lover too, ( not just talking about the island women), I don’t know if I like you grouping me with Putin!
eroticamazonVeteran
Santa Barbara, CA, Us
"All the thin mints have been sent to Ukraine. Sad, but...
FACT"
That was funny!
Playing off your lead . . .
Putin haxxored the factories that made all the thin mints. He also . . . wait for it . . . rigged the polls so that Thin Mints would not be #1 because he is a POS Samoa lover!
:)
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
Maybe, except milk is gross. ;-)
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
In this case, wouldn't it be more like like cookies and milk?
tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us
LOL...
Yep...
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
Addicts and victim blaming go together like peanut butter and jelly... ;-)
DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
A Thin Mint shortage is definitely a conspiracy designed to allow price gouging. Don't let those cute little green dresses fool you. They are sharks.
tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us
But she left them there for a week!
And I was Jonesing.
Didn't you read the part where there are no Thin Mints anywhere in San Diego County?
Maybe I need to go to Girl Scout cookie rehab...
goodgollymsmolly98226Veteran
Phoenix, AZ, Us
"I ate hers. Her fault."
It's her fault that you ate her cookies? Since you're still typing, she must really love you, because dude, that's extra.
tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us
I was told by my dealer that they are out of Thin Mints in San Diego County...
Mrs. T got a box for each of us.
I ate hers. Her fault. She left it there for a week.
TallMark45Veteran
Tempe, AZ, Us
Just go to WalMart and buy the Kibbler Grasshoppers, very yummy....however it appears they are also getting low stock on the shelves.
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
Those who know, know.
All the thin mints have been sent to Ukraine. Sad, but...
FACT
eroticamazonVeteran
Santa Barbara, CA, Us
@TBR
Ok, we have bantered in the past . . .
"They are out of Thin Mints in the entire county..."
Are you fucking serious? If you are trolling . . . you asshole!
And sorry . . .
All you pain in my ass people can scream whatever you want.
Thin mints . . . in the freezer is better than ANY other cookie. To steal a phrase I can't stand, "That is A FACT," and "YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE." :)
DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
TBR
My dealer has plenty. She must be well connected.
GoodenuffVeteran
Brooklyn Park, MN, Us
"They are out of Thin Mints in the entire county..."
Is this Biden's or Putin's fault?
(Where's Mickey? Pretty sure Q predicted this.)
tbrmskssVeteran
San Diego, CA, Us
They are out of Thin Mints in the entire county...
DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
Samoas / Caramel Delights for me!
eroticamazonVeteran
Santa Barbara, CA, Us
Thin Mints > all
:)
More addictive than crack!
Edibles....they are good
DBCooperMNVeteran
Prior Lake, MN, Us
So yesterday I was walking out of the local MegaloMart just minding my own business, when I ran into my old dealer, just standing there looking innocent as could be. I tried to just walk on by, but each step got harder and harder to make, until I finally spun around and went back as quickly as possible. I couldn’t get the $20 out of my pocket fast enough for a quick fix. I should have just spent $100 or $200 right away, because I know it’s going to happen, and by the end of the month I will be back in treatment.
DAMMIT! Whoever manufactures those Girl Scout Cookies should be put in jail!