Jumping through hoops

Not a couple, but I won't answer "Hi" messages and it's 50/50 whether I'll respond to messages saying some form of "How's your day?" Since my profile says that, those are guilt-free hoops.

I’ve become such a good hoop jumper that Ringling Brothers wants to sign me to a contract.

We like to keep it on SLS, Kik or Google voice. No hoops to jump thru. Maybe you're feeling too entitled again ?

OMG go away..!

How many couples make a potential play partner jump through hoops to even talk to them?

Would like to hear your examples if you do this.