The Dirty Derby

The Dirty Derby!
Ever been to the Kentucky Derby? Well we haven't either, but we know how to have a wild race to the finish and it will definitely last more than 2 minutes! That's right ya'll! Come on down, have a mint julep and enjoy our derby with your fancy hats! Yes, show off your hat(s) and win the race. Wear any kind of hat and show off your fancy head! The bigger, the better ... bring several for 'costume changes' during the evening ... and let the favorite one of the evening win the prize!

Derby hats, big and showy!
Beanies
Knit winter hats
Cowboy, 10 gallon or otherwise
Top hats
Where's Waldo? hats
Santa/elves caps
Turbans
Fur hats
Witch hats
Leather bdsm hats
Fireman hats
Big floppy beach hats
Berets
Construction/hard hats
Sombreros
Crowns
Animal hats/pink unicorns!
Police hats
Halloween hats
Viking helmets
Fedoras
Pimp hats
Pilgrim hats/bonnets
Military uniform hats
Chef's toque
Trojan helmets
Mardi Gras/St. Patrick's
Mad hatters hats
School marching band hats
Jester hats
Fishing hats
Uncle Sam's patriotic hats
Ball caps
Crowns
Umbrella hats
Cheesehead hats
Nurse/doctor caps
Any weird Burning Man thing!

Note: A hat is required for this party - male or female. I know you all have them in your closets ... that cap you got at the last baseball game, your hat from work, that goofy one that goes with your Halloween costume, whatever! If you don't have one, I'll have one for you that'll be worse, so you better find one!

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