The LONE ranger was captured by Indians & kept in a tepee. The Chief came in and said, "Among your people you are a great man, but in 3 days I'm going to kill you. You get one last wish each day. What is your wish for today? "
The Ranger says, "Bring my horse! " The horse is brought & the Ranger whispers in it's ear. The horse rears up on it's hind legs, paws e air & takes off at a run. 6 hours later he returns with a naked blond on his back. She spends the night with the Ranger.
The next morning the Chief come in & says, "You impress me with what you did yesterday, but I'm still going to kill you in 2 days. What is your wish for today? " The Ranger says, "Bring my horse! " Again he whispers in the horse's ear & the same thing happens except this time it has brought a naked redhead. She spends the night.
The next morning the Chief comes in & says, "Again you impress me, but tomorrow I'm going to kill you. What is your final wish? " The Ranger says "Bring my horse! " When the horse is brought in the Ranger steps up to it & says, "Now listen closely you stupid son of a bitch,.... BRING POSSEE! "