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Recent Government Survey

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A recent government survey of over 2 million common law and traditional marriages has determined the 2 most common causes of divorce.

The number 1 most common contributing factor in 99. 97 percent of all divorce's was marriage.

The second most common contributing factor was women.

The study found that 99. 68 percent of all marriages that ended in divorce included a woman.

Further analysis revealed that with each additional woman involved in the relationship, the chances of divorce increased by nearly two hundred percent.


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